Contest within a contest!

[Mister X]

Here's the deal. I want that 100 bucks! So I made a deal with my lovely boss Sophie.

Whoever posts the most replies to this thread gets a prize. But there's a catch: If I win the longest thread contest and win 100 bucks the prize is bigger!

The prize you win is this. If I don't win the contest Sophie will do a nice little pic for you. Holding a sign with your name or your site's name maybe. It's yours to do whatever you want with. Use it on your site if you like. If I DO win the 100 bucks you get FIVE pics. Same thing. You can do whatever you want with them. And as a special bonus I'll send you the other pics from the same set as this sample pic:
<img src="http://www.pervotheclown.com/xnations.jpg" width="269" height="450">
These pics however are for personal use only, you can't post them on any sites. I can't give away content sets that are exclusive to one site to win 100 bucks, hehe. Oh... they are just a wee bit more explicit than the little sample. ;)

So get out there and win me that 100 bucks! :cackle:

[mailman]

nice pic...

[mailman]

Soph how come your never on icq?

[mailman]

will you sleep with me for the 100 bucks im gonna win?

[mailman]

But HONESTLY you are absoluty stunning great to see such hot girls in canada....

[mailman]

great site.. gan you give me a trial pass to check it out think i wanna promote it on my site...

[mailman]

my site is www.moistteen.com

[mailman]

check it out and let me know...

[mailman]

anyone her up this late? its almost 3 am here?

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HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLO

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R

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P

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i was gonna spell respect and sing the song but its not letting me put any more letters.. :(

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hey anyone know shit about traffic trading scripts i got this free onei dont know how to use hit me up if you wanna help me out would ya....

[mailman]

heres a picture of me at 3am....

[mailman]

.

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pretty shitty eh.....

[mailman]

fuck im about to pass out...

[mailman]

if i win can i still get a personal photo of soph?

:bonk:

like i say shes stunning...

[mailman]

woah that woke me right back up....

[mailman]

i would imagine that ALL the guys and probaly girls would say that soph is one in a million :)

[mailman]

i really want a person pic you know.... :)

[mailman]

speeking of millions anyone watch joe millionare?


thats funny shit.. buch of money grabbing bitches...

[Mister X]

Originally posted by mailman
if i win can i still get a personal photo of soph?

:bonk:

like i say shes stunning... You post the most and you get at least 1 pic no matter what! ( but they have to be more than 1 word or letter posts to count, hehe)

P.S. I agree. Sophie is stunningly sexy. :p

[mailman]

i really like BOOTCAMP when fox had that on... or MURDER IN SMALL TOWN X they were the best shows on fox espicaly boot camp real shit for hardly any cash...

[mailman]

Originally posted by Mister X
You post the most and you get at least 1 pic no matter what! ( but they have to be more than 1 word or letter posts to count, hehe)

P.S. I agree. Sophie is stunningly sexy. :p

So my R E S P dont count? shit... lol

[mailman]

Originally posted by Mister X
P.S. I agree. Sophie is stunningly sexy. :p

but your luckey you get to work with her... :(

I LOVE HER....

::-|

[mailman]

you know who eles i love Katie Holmes i think shes a hottie so inncocent looking....


when she did THE GIFT and was topless WOW.. i fell in love all over again...

[mailman]

ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL RIGHT ITS LATE NIGHT JOKE TIME.....

[mailman]

first off have to say sorry to the blondes...

[mailman]

Q: What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
A: When you slap a mosquito, it will stop sucking.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Atlantic Coast?
A: The Atlantic Coast would never have that many crabs.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a taxi cab?
A: You have to pay to ride in a taxi cab.

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Q: How do you give a blonde more headroom?
A: Adjust the steering wheel.

Q: Why did the blonde have lip stick on her steering wheel?
A: She was trying to blow the horn.

Q: Why does a blonde wear panties?
A: To keep her ankles warm.

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Q: What is the difference between a blonde and the local football team?
A: The blonde has the higher sperm count.

Q: How does a blonde turn on the lights after having sex?
A: Opens the car door.

Q: What do blondes and cow pies have in common?
A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

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Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: How does a blonde like her eggs?
A: Unfertilized.

Q: How do you drown a blond?
A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
A2: Don't tell her to swallow.
A3: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Q: How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
A: The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.

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Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!

Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.

Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle?
A: They are both screwed when they're on their back.

Q: What did the blonde's mom say to her before she went out?
A: If you're not in bed by midnight, come home.

Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.

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Q: What is the difference between a circus and a group of blondes?
A: At the circus you'll find a cunning array of stunts.

Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar in her urine?
A: She peed on her corn flakes.

Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?
A: She turned it over and used the other side.

Q: What did the really dumb blond say when someone blew in her bra?
A: Thanks for the refill.

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Q: What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase?
A: "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."

Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?
A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.

Q: How do you plant dope?
A: Bury a blonde.

Q: Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses?
A: Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades.

Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave to her.

[Mister X]

Originally posted by mailman
but your luckey you get to work with her... :(

I LOVE HER....

::-| But I'm not in Montreal where she is yet. :(

Here's one more pic to perk you up!

[mailman]

Q: How does a blonde measure his/her IQ?
A: With a tire gauge! (da da dum)

[mailman]

Originally posted by Mister X
But I'm not in Montreal where she is yet. :(

Here's one more pic to perk you up!

Egh.. i dont wanna see some penis i wanna see her pink bits man...

[mailman]

but it does perk me up know that im one post closer to that picture, lol

[mailman]

damn i got over 35 replies so far.. wooooo hooooo failry safe as of yet i would imagine....

[mailman]

i wonder think anyone will take the time like i have to make all these posts?


i hope not or this is one wasted night.. no cash or picture.. EEEEEEEEEEEK

:bonk:

[mailman]

Originally posted by Mister X
But I'm not in Montreal where she is yet. :(

So where is she then?

[mailman]

i got a kick ass idea anyone with 2K looking to invest or just give me the cash we can make huge profits im serious.. hit me up we can talk....

[mailman]

anyone use Peekshows in their members area? i surf around on there sometime looks pretty good think i will try it some time....

[mailman]

woah got to love City Tv Baby Blue Movies... lol


:p

[mailman]

These movies areso funny such horribly tv pornos....

:rolleyes:

[Mister X]

Originally posted by mailman
So where is she then? She's in Montreal. I'm not. :cry:

[mailman]

ahh well i will have to take a drive out there one day meet up with all them and FunB and Chris :-)

the Qubec Connection.... lol

[mailman]

time to see how many posts i got so far...

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including this one and NOT all the one letter word ones 46... WOO HOO

very decent lead i would say..

[mailman]

lets look the the scores now will we.....

:D

[mailman]

Mailman - 48

Everyone Elese - Zero Zippo Nadda

God I love my job....

[mailman]

i would be a good spammer.. what you thing? anyone looking for a spammer?

[mailman]

shit 3:20 time flys when your posting to yourself.. lol

[mailman]

post 51 woo.... i think i will quit tonight at 75

[mailman]

I like this board its got that slow steady effect to it.... again great job FunB and Chris...

[Mister X]

This is as close to pink bits as you get for free. :xhappy:

[mailman]

Chris you still at all intrested in that idea we chatted about? hit me up sometime to talk about it...

[mailman]

Originally posted by Mister X
This is as close to pink bits as you get for free. :xhappy:

i can dig it.. shit she looks so happy.. thats probaly because she knows mailmans gonna win for her :)

[mailman]

hows the program running? like i said i will probaly give it a rn oneday.. very good and nice looking....

[mailman]

you know who eles i wanna bone.. this chick...

www.tonifreeland.com i made a post about her before shes a hottie

[mailman]

BUT not as hot as soph.. :)


:blush:

[mailman]

i got a cordless drill for christmas.. this a god sent...

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never thought i would do some much with a drill till i got one, lol

[mailman]

60.. wooooooooooo only 15 more to go then i can hit the sack...

[mailman]

i wish i knoew my old icq password....

[mailman]

my old pc harddrive crashed and i had to buy a new one...

[mailman]

there is probaly a ton of unread messages.... :(

[mailman]

but seriously that does piss me off.. then icq wont give me the pass because the email i orignaly used was not longer active...

[mailman]

Grrrrrrrrrr just one more reason why ICQ sucX dick sometimes, lol

[Mister X]

Originally posted by mailman
hows the program running? like i said i will probaly give it a rn oneday.. very good and nice looking.... The Quebec Cuties program is starting to move pretty good. Although Sophie isn't really featured on that site. Sophdream.com converts very very well if you don't mind iBill's revshare program. We'll be converting over to PSWpro there soon I hope.

[mailman]

this would be post 66...

my favorite number :)

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you know WHY its my fav number? do ya?

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well i will tell ya.. its MARIO LEMIEUXs number....

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Greates player of all time that guy...

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wanna know why or how he picked number 66?

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o FUCKING BAD YOU DOWNERS.. im gonna tell ya anyway.... lol

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when he grew up he love the G-man and then when he was dafted they asked what number you wanna be..

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so he said 99 but they all said not thats the Gmans number show him respect.. so he fliped them numbers upside donw...

99 - 66


there you have it :)

:bonk:

[mailman]

Originally posted by Mister X
The Quebec Cuties program is starting to move pretty good. Although Sophie isn't really featured on that site. Sophdream.com converts very very well if you don't mind iBill's revshare program. We'll be converting over to PSWpro there soon I hope.

Cool will defenly have to try it one day :) thanks for the info...

[Mister X]

Originally posted by mailman
i wish i knoew my old icq password.... My old icq number is 26084527... not low enough to be valuable butter better than 165144564, hehe.

[mailman]

and there you have it 75 big ones.. will post more tommrow.. good night...

[mailman]

well 76 just to sequre it just a tiny bit more.. lol :)

[mailman]

Originally posted by Mister X
My old icq number is 26084527... not low enough to be valuable butter better than 165144564, hehe.

last post, lol

yeah my last one was only 6 umbers i think and this one is now 9

its insane....


i should buy a short number off the guy on GFY, lol

[mailman]

4:30 and still awake.. thats one precious posting hour wasted....


:(









::-|

[mailman]

What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

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What's a brunette's mating call?
"Has the blonde left yet?"

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What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
No one else wants it.

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Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
So brunettes can remember them.

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What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
Brown-bagging it.

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Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

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Why is the brunette considered an evil color?
When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

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What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation.

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What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A hostage.

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Who makes bras for brunettes?
Fisher-Price.

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Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their mustache.

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Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.

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Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.

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Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

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Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?

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Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

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Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.

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Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

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Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common?
A: They both wriggle when you eat them.

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Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore ?
A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.

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Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree?
A: Wave

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Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common?
A: They both have black roots.

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Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's ass?
A: A brain tumor.

Q: What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down?
A: Two brunettes.

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Q: What's the Blonde's cheer?
A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."

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Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.

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Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?
A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally.

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Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last blowjob.

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Q: Why do blondes give such good blowjobs?
A: Because that's what they train for all their lives.

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Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?
A: So her male would get delivered to the right box.

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Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".

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Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.

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Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

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Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?
A: So she could lip read.

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Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Neither could the blondes.

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Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.

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Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.

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Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

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Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.

Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
A: Because it kept falling out.

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Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.

Q: Why does it work?
A: "Does 3 come before E or does it go between M and W?"

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Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

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Q: What is the blonde's favorite potato chip?
A: Free-to-lay (Frito-Lay).

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Q: What is blond, brunette, blond, brunette, ....?
A: A blond doing cartwheels.

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Q: What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?
A: They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort.

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Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver?
A: She missed the Earth!

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Q: Did you hear about the blond who had two chances to get pregnant?
A: She blew it both times!

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Q: What do a moped and a blond have in common?
A: They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.

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Q: How do you know when a blond's been in your frige?
A: Lipstick on the cucumbers!

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Q: What do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket have in common?
A: All you have to do is scratch the box to win.

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Q: What is the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll?
A: About 2 cans of hair spray

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Q: What's the quickest way to get into a blondes pants?
A: Pick them up off the floor.

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Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A: The vegetable garden.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag?
A: One.

Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?
A: Far-from-thinkin

[Mister X]

Holy shit. That's a lot of blonde jokes! ::-|

[mailman]

Originally posted by Mister X
Holy shit. That's a lot of blonde jokes! ::-|

damn staright and i got pleanty more, lol

they are all pretty good as well.. lol



:D

[Mister X]

Bumpity bump bump. :)

[mailman]

dude i cant post another 200 for ya.. lol

damn that Darin.... i really wanted all the pics.. :(

[Mister X]

There's 4 days left! ;) You've got until midnight Friday! :D

[mailman]

Originally posted by Mister X
There's 4 days left! ;) You've got until midnight Friday! :D

but first thing tommrow im gone for 3 days....

:bonk:

[Mister X]

Bummer :(

[mailman]

defently... but i still should get the 5 pics for effort :)


:blush:

[Mister X]

Well it looks like I didn't win the longest thread contest. :cry:

But it looks like mailman won my mini-contest. Congrats dude! :xthumbs:

I'll get your prize done for you asap. Sophie is busy getting her new apartment ready to move into so it might be a couple days before she gets in front of the camera.

Hit me up on icq or send a PM or email and I'll see about getting you the full set of pics that I posted samples from!