Hi - I'm new here... and a joke for 12clicks!

[beckie]

Thanks to Cyn for telling me about this board. I signed up awhile ago, but never posted.

This joke is just for 12clicks:
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.

It's good to be here! :laughout:

[12clicks]

hahaha, I love it!

now hit me on icq, woman. 15600219

[teenytricia]

lol! thats a good one! sorry.. i just had to comment ...

[TheLegacy]

welcome beckie - so good to see your adorable face here - now show us some boobie woman!!

[beckie]

Hi Rob sweetie! :)

Your wife is the only one to see my boobies. :laughout:

[TheLegacy]

Hi Rob sweetie! :)

Your wife is the only one to see my boobies. :laughout:

wow - this is like 7 degrees of kevin bacon - I am two degrees to beckies naked boobies

[Cyndalie]

Hi Rob sweetie! :)

Your wife is the only one to see my boobies. :laughout:

Ahem.. I contest that! hehe

Oh a small warning Beckie, don't say anything to 12clicks you don't mean. He will hold you to your word :walkdog:

[12clicks]

Ahem.. I contest that! hehe

Oh a small warning Beckie, don't say anything to 12clicks you don't mean. He will hold you to your word :walkdog:


Hey Beckie, can I see your boobies?

[beckie]

Ahem.. I contest that! hehe

Oh a small warning Beckie, don't say anything to 12clicks you don't mean. He will hold you to your word :walkdog:

Ok, Cyn... you were close but not close enough!!! Do they have a kitty smiley anywhere on here? :laughout:

[beckie]

Hey Beckie, can I see your boobies?

Only if you wear your maid outfit. :)

[Cyndalie]

Ok, Cyn... you were close but not close enough!!! Do they have a kitty smiley anywhere on here? :laughout:

Man that was a crazy dinner :laughout:

[beckie]

I agree. I hope there will be another one next time. I still have my favorite picture from it too. :) It just shows how close you really were!

[12clicks]

Only if you wear your maid outfit. :)

I was thinking assless leather chaps, a leash and a ball gag but a maid's outfit will work too.

[beckie]

I figured a dominant person in their every day life would want to be dominated in bed.

[12clicks]

I figured a dominant person in their every day life would want to be dominated in bed.
yes mommy.

[Evil Chris]

Is there a boobie club that I was unaware of? Can't be!

Welcome beckie :xhappy:

[TheLegacy]

I was thinking assless leather chaps, a leash and a ball gag but a maid's outfit will work too.


in beckies house that's called saturday

[Funbrunette]

Hello Becki and welcome to Xnations! Hope you stick around! :)

[beckie]

Thanks Funbrunette! I just might stick around. Just ban 12clicks and everything would be perfect!

[12clicks]

Thanks Funbrunette! I just might stick around. Just ban 12clicks and everything would be perfect!
you vile woman!:smoker:

[Funbrunette]

you vile woman!:smoker:

You LOVE it! :gorgeous:

[beckie]

you vile woman!:smoker:

That's what you like though! :laughout:

[student4ever]

:laughout:Thanks Funbrunette! I just might stick around. Just ban 12clicks and everything would be perfect!
look who is stiring things up - nice joke to.

new around here too, but a little birdie with great boobies recommended checking things out. I see some familiar faces already. :glugglug:

[beckie]

Good to see you here Brent! You get to join Rob's 2nd degree club. :X

[12clicks]

:laughout:
look who is stiring things up - nice joke to.

new around here too, but a little birdie with great boobies recommended checking things out. I see some familiar faces already. :glugglug:
don't hurt me. I've been smacked around enough this week

[beckie]

don't hurt me. I've been smacked around enough this week

I won't smack. I can lightly tap. :)

[Cyndalie]

I won't smack. I can lightly tap. :)
Don't believe her!!!!!

[Terrence]

Welcome to Xnations!

[wildgirl]

Hello and welcome to Xnations :)

[student4ever]

don't hurt me. I've been smacked around enough this week
Ok, but only because you asked nice :laughout:
I guess I'll just have to smack myself around for a bit then :bonk:
:laughout:

[born2blog]

hello and welcome to XNations!!

[cszlawyer]

I won't smack. I can lightly tap. :)

When are you going to post your REAL signature?

[beckie]

The I still heart you, Jeffy one? :)

Or that you are the bestest lawyer in the whole world? :) Good to see you here.

[TheLegacy]

When are you going to post your REAL signature?


welcome my dear jeff to xnations - sure we will be hearing more from you in the near future