Would you lie to get sex?

[Pidgin]

Would you lie to get sex? (not paid one ):D

[Funbrunette]

I have in the past :angel: but I feel terrible (Yeah right) It was a small lie...

[Darin]

Shit, not paid one? HUH?

If you have to lie for paid sex, man.. thats BAD!! :D

[elmejor]

I don`t lie...
Is that mean i will never get free sex ?! :sperm:

[adamneve]

i don't think it's called to lie....

:nyanya:

[Reverendpoon]

If it means that I will get laid hell I am the bloody king of England.

[capribex]

would never lie for sex. ever. just say the truth about how rich i am, my blue blood, size of my penis, my best intentions, my longing for a child and etc. - all those things that make me truly appealing for a nice afternoon shag.

[firehorse]

No, I have lied during sex tho' ! lmao :bonk:

[Evil Chris]

Originally posted by Reverendpoon
If it means that I will get laid hell I am the bloody king of England. LMAO! My sentiments exactly! :cackle:

[angeleyes]

Most men lie to get sex, Most women pretend they believe the BS to get down to business.

[PaulSweet]

Originally posted by Darin
Shit, not paid one? HUH?

If you have to lie for paid sex, man.. thats BAD!! :D

LOL!!!

[PaulSweet]

Technically never to get sex itself, just to prevent knowledge coming to the forefront which would prevent sex from occuring.

My lawyer said that should get me off on a technicality anyways.... ;)

[wolfie]

What sort of low life would lie to his own hand ?

[zoe_zoebaboe]

Originally posted by angeleyes
Most men lie to get sex, Most women pretend they believe the BS to get down to business.


Haha!! My thoughts exactly!

[Vid Vicious]

Lie, cheat , steal, or kill ... But it better be good :uoink:

[Panky]

Originally posted by wolfie
What sort of low life would lie to his own hand ?


Lied to the palm sisters... <img src="http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/c0/evillol.gif" width="15" height="20">


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Panky
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[Panky]

Originally posted by Reverendpoon
If it means that I will get laid hell I am the bloody king of England.
<img src="http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/c0/rofl.gif" width="20" height="15"> ... Sir Reverendpoon <img src="http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/b0/pray.gif" width="27" height="22">

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Panky
ICQ:51140074

[Panky]

Originally posted by Vid Vicious
Lie, cheat , steal, or kill ... But it better be good :uoink:
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Panky

[Darin]

I don't lie, I just say "When are we having sex?"

Straight and to the point. However, some girls look with a blank stare and say "Um.. can I get back to you on that?"

:confused:

[Pidgin]

I don't lie in general, so its the same in regard with sex..
What I usually say to have sex is "ok" :D

[GrimShawn]

My entire sex life is a LIE! ::-|

[zoe_zoebaboe]

Originally posted by XXXManager
I don't lie in general, so its the same in regard with sex..
What I usually say to have sex is "ok" :D

Yeah, the goat wouldnt understand you anyways

j/k

[pornodoggy]

Um ... my mommy taught me that I should say nothing if I couldn't tell the truth, so ...

I can't answer your question.

[handyman45]

lie to get sex? nah I am married

[Zoe]

Never, ever had to lie. :)

[Pidgin]

Originally posted by zoe_zoebaboe
Yeah, the goat wouldnt understand you anyways
j/k
Actually Its not a goat..
My current sex subject is not really alive, and its actually requires another mogging-partner.. What say you Zoe, you wanna give me a hand there? :bonk:

[poppy]

I have never had to lie to get sex and that is the honest to God truth

[Darin]

Originally posted by poppy
I have never had to lie to get sex and that is the honest to God truth

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Yah okay Poppy.

[zoe_zoebaboe]

Originally posted by XXXManager
Actually Its not a goat..
My current sex subject is not really alive, and its actually requires another mogging-partner.. What say you Zoe, you wanna give me a hand there? :bonk:

haha, we'll take turns being the Mogger...hehe.

[Nysus]

No, unless Zoe's avatar is her and she is extremely attracted to liars..

Cheers,
Matt

[zoe_zoebaboe]

Originally posted by Nysus
No, unless Zoe's avatar is her and she is extremely attracted to liars..

Cheers,
Matt

Haha! Hey now!

[Nysus]

Originally posted by zoe_zoebaboe
Haha! Hey now!

I don't think you are extremely attractive, and I don't want you. ::-|

Cheers,
Matt

[drunkdollars]

Maybe for sex with Meni

[twinkley]

Originally posted by Darin
I don't lie, I just say "When are we having sex?"

Straight and to the point. However, some girls look with a blank stare and say "Um.. can I get back to you on that?"

:confused:



Hahahaha dammit Darin, do you have to post ALL our conversations here??!

hahahahaha

twinkley

[dyonisus]

Lie to get Sex, promote sex I hope I dont have to lie to get it, not when it is all around me!!!

[GrimShawn]

I normally LIE down to have sex, does that count?

[Traffichoney]

Originally posted by firehorse
No, I have lied during sex tho' ! lmao :bonk:

Lmao!! That's great!!! :D How are ya hun... howz the fam?

[Miss Novette]

Won't lie for sex. I just ask! :blush:

[Pidgin]

Originally posted by Miss Novette
Won't lie for sex. I just ask! :blush:
Thats my girl :D
Hey honey, whats new :)
Good to see you on XNations :cool:
Where have you been??
And HOW COME you are still alive??? You told me on Internext you have only 72 hours left to live and you can't think of dying without having sex one last time and since I was around it would have to be with me.. :confused:
What do the doctors say now? :p

[Miss Novette]

Originally posted by XXXManager
Thats my girl :D
Hey honey, whats new :)
Good to see you on XNations :cool:
Where have you been??
And HOW COME you are still alive??? You told me on Internext you have only 72 hours left to live and you can't think of dying without having sex one last time and since I was around it would have to be with me.. :confused:
What do the doctors say now? :p

Hi Dear - Yep, finally made it to the boards. Yeah! It's been fun so far. :D

The doctors gave me another 6 months for good behavior. :bonk:

Sure miss you!!

[Pidgin]

Originally posted by Miss Novette
Hi Dear - Yep, finally made it to the boards. Yeah! It's been fun so far. :D
The doctors gave me another 6 months for good behavior. :bonk:
Sure miss you!!
So we have some more time :cool:
Miss you too. Maybe I'll come and visit after the war. :)

[Nano]

I lie DURING sex: I fake all my orgasms... ::-|

[Miss Novette]

Originally posted by XXXManager
So we have some more time :cool:
Miss you too. Maybe I'll come and visit after the war. :)

I think you should come now, before crap gets really wacky out there. :)

[GrimShawn]

What about lying after sex? Is that ok?

[Miss Novette]

Originally posted by GrimShawn
What about lying after sex? Is that ok?

Is that like giving a wrong telephone number before you leave? :D

[Cyndalie]

I think it all depends on the context of the lie.
If a chick asks you how many girls you've had sex with, it's a trap. There's no right answer, and if you say too many or the truth (hehe) there's no way shell fuck you.
So you give any number under 4 and she happens to seduce YOU!
You may have lied and it got you laid, but what would any intelligent guy do?

I think if the girl set's a trap, than lie your ass of. All's fair in love and war.

:evil: :love: :whip: :gdev:

[Yo Adrian]

Originally posted by Nysus
I don't think you are extremely attractive, and I don't want you. ::-|

Cheers,
Matt

Hey Matt, nice to see ya around this way! :cool:

[Miss Novette]

Originally posted by Cyndalie
I think it all depends on the context of the lie.
If a chick asks you how many girls you've had sex with, it's a trap. There's no right answer, and if you say too many or the truth (hehe) there's no way shell fuck you.
So you give any number under 4 and she happens to seduce YOU!
You may have lied and it got you laid, but what would any intelligent guy do?

I think if the girl set's a trap, than lie your ass of. All's fair in love and war.

:evil: :love: :whip: :gdev:

Too funny. Guys, stay clear of girls who will hold your past relationships against you. Cyndalie is right, thats a no-win situation. Personally, I'd ask for references (hehe). :p

[luke]

Never had to lie to get sex but won't say that I wouldn't.

What about women lying??? As Chris Rocks says...

You're hair ain't that color!
You're nails aren't that long!
You're not that tall, you're wearing heels!
You're face ain't that pretty, you're wearing MAKEUP!

:D :D :D

[Pidgin]

Originally posted by Cyndalie
I think it all depends on the context of the lie.
If a chick asks you how many girls you've had sex with, it's a trap. There's no right answer, and if you say too many or the truth (hehe) there's no way shell fuck you.
So you give any number under 4 and she happens to seduce YOU!
You may have lied and it got you laid, but what would any intelligent guy do?
My line is - "Well... Seeing you now, I realize I have never been with a REAL woman" :worthy: :gorgeous: :luv: :dancer: :sunshine: :respect:

P.S.
Novette, babe - the phone-number you gave me don't work :confused: :p

[Bratt]

I won't say that I haven't lied to get sex, but ... I have to agree with Cyndalie... All's Fair...... :p

[Darin]

Originally posted by XXXManager
P.S.
Novette, babe - the phone-number you gave me don't work :confused: :p

:doh:

Was it.. 555-1212 ? lmfao!

[Pidgin]

Originally posted by Darin
:doh:
Was it.. 555-1212 ? lmfao!
STFU :D Ooops - wrong board ;)

[Pidgin]

OH!!!
I only now get it... I read your replies and didn't understand why you are all appologizing instead of saying yes/no, untill i realized I had a typo!!!
"Would you LIKE to get sex"!! Not Lie! Sorry for the mixup :p

[-=HUNGRYMAN=-]

Originally posted by XXXManager
OH!!!
I only now get it... I read your replies and didn't understand why you are all appologizing instead of saying yes/no, untill i realized I had a typo!!!
"Do you LIKE to get sex"!! Not Lie! Sorry for the mixup :p


OMFG !!! that is way too funny Ron !!!

I might have lied and said I loved you if you were gonna give me a reach-around :rolleyes:

[Darin]

Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-
OMFG !!! that is way too funny Ron !!!

I might have lied and said I loved you if you were gonna give me a reach-around :rolleyes:

Vid told me you were gay. You and Ron should hook up. :D

[Pidgin]

Originally posted by Darin
Vid told me you were gay. You and Ron should hook up. :D
YE! TELL HIM MAN!
Tell him how good I was that last night in vegas ;)
Tell him how you could'nt get me out of your mind after (and out of your anus during) :p

[-=HUNGRYMAN=-]

Originally posted by Darin
Vid told me you were gay. You and Ron should hook up. :D

:mad:

[Darin]

Originally posted by XXXManager
YE! TELL HIM MAN!
Tell him how good I was that last night in vegas ;)
Tell him how you could'nt get me out of your mind after (and out of your anus during) :p

Was that you? I thought I sat on a peanut.

[Pidgin]

Originally posted by Darin
Was that you? I thought I sat on a peanut.
You mix me with the legend about the boy who reached the giant in the sky on a spring of a peanut that grew and grew and grew and grew :p

[-=HUNGRYMAN=-]

Originally posted by Darin
Vid told me you were gay... :D

Yeah, Vid is an authority on the subject we just found out ... ::-|

WTF is this ?!? (http://www.pornojunkies.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=96713#post96713)

[twinkley]

Originally posted by XXXManager
STFU :D Ooops - wrong board ;)

Wahahahahaha WRONG BOARD?!?

Now, I have done wrong IRC windows, wrong AIM windows, wrong ICQ windows..... but NEVER the wrong message board!! hahahahaha

too funny Ron!!

twinkley

[Vid Vicious]

Hungry you wrap around Fagot ,, keep you're filthy hands off me .. ron is all yours ...