Favorite Movie Quotes

[Bobby Vicious]

I think this has got to be one of the classics. From Pulp Fiction: Samuel Jackson to some poor soul about to get wacked.


Ezekiel 25:17" The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you"

[wsjb78]

"Understanding is a three-edged sword"

Kosh Naranek in B5

[Miss Novette]

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." - The Princess Bride

AND

"Throw me a frickin' bone here! I'm the boss! Need the info!" - Austin Powers

[XxXotic]

"try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot" Dante - Clerks

[Horg]

"I came here to chew gun and kick ass, and I'm all out of gum" - The ugly hero with a mullet in They Live from John Carpenter

[J B]

Goodfellas:
Business bad? Fuck you, pay me. Oh, you had a fire? Fuck you, pay me. The place got hit by lightning, huh? Fuck you, pay me. :D

[drunkdollars]

Originally posted by J B
Goodfellas:
Business bad? Fuck you, pay me. Oh, you had a fire? Fuck you, pay me. The place got hit by lightning, huh? Fuck you, pay me. :D

What he said

[Bobby Vicious]

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." - The Princess Bride

I can watch that movie a million times. Love the sarcastic humor.:)

[Reverendpoon]

John Wayne from the movie The Quiet Man " If you say three mister you'll never hear the man count ten"

[XXXPhoto]

"What we've got here is... a failure to communicate"
~Cool Hand Luke

"They call me MISTER TIBBS!"
~In the Heat of the Night

"You played it for her now play it for me" (NOT 'play it again Sam')
~Casablanca

"Squeel like a pig boy"
~Deliverance

"You stay here, I'll check out that noise"
~ Any teen horror flick

"It's good to be the king"
~ Many Mel Brookes movies

[MadCat]

"If you try to run, I've got six little friends and they can all run faster than you can. "
- Seth Gecko (George Clooney), From Dusk Till Dawn

Willenholly: Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass!
Sheriff: One rectal breach comin' up.
- Jay and Silent Bob strike back

[chaffer]

"Shut that bitch up before I come over there and fuck start her head"!!!!

The way of the Gun

[Pidgin]

I'll be back - Terminator 1
and
The future is not set, there is no fate but what we make for ourselves - Terminator 2

MUHAHA

[Evil Chris]

Originally posted by XXXPhoto
"What we've got here is... a failure to communicate"
~Cool Hand Luke
The actor was Strother Martin, and that was the first one that came to mind for me as well, Mark. :xthumbs:


How about:

"I am big. It's the pictures that got small..."

Norma Desmond, played by Gloria Swanson in Sunset Boulevard

[Pidgin]

Ok.. Im seroius now..
This is from an AMAZING movie. The big kahuna...
From the movie ;)
Facinelli: You'll never know unless you throw me in the water and see if I can swim.
Spacey: You're missing the point. We're going to throw you off the cliff and see if you can fly!"
If anyone wants to watch an amazing movie. This is the one.

[Evil Chris]

Someone once told me that "The Big Lebowski" is a classic comedy full of awesome one-liners. But I've never seen it...
Anyone seen this movie?

[LadySharlot]

Funny Freakin' Movie!! And harder than hell to explain! Heheheheh Worth a rent Evil! :D

"Hey, watch it man...there's a beverage present!"

"I hate the fuckin' Eagles man!"

"This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!"

"Let's Bowl, Dude"

"It really pulled the room together, man."

All from "The Big Lebowski". LOL

Other great quotes:

"Sometimes it makes me sad though-- Andy being gone. I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice. But still, the place you live in is that much more gray and empty that they're gone. I guess I just miss my friend." -- Shawshank Redemption

Huggs!!!
Lady Sharlot :-)

[McAttack]

Half-Baked when he quits his job in the burger place

"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, You're cool, and fuck you! I'm outta here!"

Dennis Farina in Snatch
"Yeah england. You know tea, crumpets, bad teeth, worse weather, Mary fuckin poppins. England!"

[Crak_JMan]

" First you getta da money, when you getta da money, you getta da power, when you getta the power, you getta the woman "

" Say Hello to my little friend "

" So say goodnight to the bad guy, cuz this is the last time your gonna see a bad guy like this, lemme tell you. "

" How d'ya get that Scar Tony? Eating Pussy? "

" All I got in this world is my balls and my word.....and I don't break them for nobody! "

" Fuck Gaspar Gomez, and fuck the fuckin' Diaz brothers! Fuck'em all! I bury those cock-a-roaches! "

" ChiChi, get the yeyo. "

" The city was like one big pussy just waiting to be fucked. "

Best Movie of all times....

The World Is Yours !

[Crak_JMan]

BTW i got all these cool quotes from my favorite movie scarface from

http://www.moviequotes.com/repository.cgi

[Ounique]

"Just what this country needs... a cock... in a frock... on a rock."

-The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

[Jeff N]

Here's one I am sure Mr. Evil Chris will appreciate..

Eddie Shore???
Piss on Eddie Shore!!
Old time hockey???
Piss on Old time hockey!!"

"You saw him...stick down, gloves off. He jumped us. But Dave was there.
Yeah, Dave's a killer.
Dave's a mess."


Slapshot... classic...

[Crak_JMan]

Originally posted by Jeff N
Here's one I am sure Mr. Evil Chris will appreciate..

Eddie Shore???
Piss on Eddie Shore!!
Old time hockey???
Piss on Old time hockey!!"

"You saw him...stick down, gloves off. He jumped us. But Dave was there.
Yeah, Dave's a killer.
Dave's a mess."


Slapstick... classic...

Dude i think that slapshot is one of the best movie translated in french ( Quebecois )

I ALWAYS watch english movies but when it comes to slapshot, gotta see it in french.

Dave's s't'un Killer, Dave S't'un Tueur... Dave yeh maganer !

[Vid Vicious]

I'd like ther to be into culture and shit too ...


Shallow hal

[Jeff N]

Too funny.... I will definitely check it out in French translation.

Btw, I did have to edit my original reply... Slapshot not Slapstick...
My bad...

[wsjb78]

On any given sunday anything can happen. You can either win or loose!

[Ronaldo]

Originally posted by XxXotic
"try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot" Dante - Clerks

roflmfao :D

That IS one of the best lines ever.

I love Kevin Smith.

[Evil Chris]

FunB keeps telling me that I gotta see "Clerks".
I haven't seen it yet!

[Ronaldo]

Originally posted by Evil Chris
FunB keeps telling me that I gotta see "Clerks".
I haven't seen it yet!


I've been giggling to myself all damn afternoon about that line.

Guess I'll have to buy the DVD.

[Panky]

"It's Mega-Maid! She's gone from suck to blow! " - Spaceballs movie



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Panky

[LadySharlot]

"Oh yeah, nothing says respect like a piece of lycra shoved up your ass." -- Rock Star

Hahahahhaha
Huggs!
Lady Sharlot :-)

[Danny_C]

"Good... Bad... I'm the guy with the gun."

"Give me some sugar, baby"

"I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound 'fine'?"

"What do you say we have some champagne, eh baby? After all, I'm a man and you're a woman, at least last time I checked"

"Who's laughing now? Who's laughing now?"

"I got news for you pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and shit, and Jack left town."

"Yo, she-bitch! Let's go!"

"Ash: Name's Ash. Housewares."

[pornodoggy]

Originally posted by Miss Novette
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." - The Princess Bride


That is the line that came to mind when I saw this thread title ... and after reading through it, it's time for a trip to the video store.

However, a personal favorite comes from What's Up, Doc.

Ryan O'Neal: But love means never having to say you're sorry.
Barbara Streisand: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

[tejano B]

"There's nothing wrong with going nowhere son, it's a privilege of youth."
Gardner (Kevin Costner, Fandago)

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine and a whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers, leaughers...Also a quart of tequilla, a quart of rum, a case of budweiser, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls...But the only thing that worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an ether binge..."
Hunter S. Thompson (Johnny Depp, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas)

"It should take you 4 seconds to get from here to that door. I'll give you two."
Holly Golightly (Audrey Hepburn Breakfast at Tiffany's)

"Excuse me. Is that angora?"
Johnny Depp as Ed Wood

"Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the fucking Peace Corps."
Bluto (John Belushi Animal House)

"And this one time, at Band Camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy"
Michele (Alyson Hannigan American Pie)

"Excuse me? Are we going to see the basement?
There's no basement at the Alamo, silly!"
Pee Wee's Big Adventure

"Did you fuck my wife?"
"What?"
"Did you fuck my wife?"
Deniro and Pesci in Raging Bull


"I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around!"
Sgt Hartman (Full Metal Jacket)

"You know how to whistle don't you...just put your lips together
and blow"
Slim (Lauren Bacall To Have and Have Not)

[Ounique]

Danny_C, OMG!!! You rock!!! I love the Evil Dead movies! My friend met the guy who plays Ash. He was signing copies of his autobiography at a bookstore, and my friend told him that he wanted to be a filmmaker. He signed the book "I feel very sorry for you, Bruce Campbell".

[GrimShawn]

"You call that a knife...Now that's a knife"

[Feynman]

Originally posted by GrimShawn
"You call that a knife...Now that's a knife"


We're not dead yet...

- James Bond


To whom was he saying that ?

[AdultInsiderJen]

Gordy: I'll see ya
Chris: Not if I see you first.


Stand By Me!

Will Wheaton is Gordy and River Phoenix is Chris!

OOooo.. My fave movie! and that line give me the shivers and Chris walks away and disappears!

:(

[Evil Chris]

"Man, I've got vision and the rest of the world wears bifocals."
Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid.
:D

[Horg]

Do you feel lucky, punk?

[McKidd]

In a thousand years, there will be no men and women, just wankers, and that's fine by me. (Trainspotting) :)

[AdultLegal-Jim]

Steve Martin in Planes, Trains & automoblies

"Those aren't pillows!"

[McAttack]

Originally posted by JMan
Dude i think that slapshot is one of the best movie translated in french ( Quebecois )

I ALWAYS watch english movies but when it comes to slapshot, gotta see it in french.

Dave's s't'un Killer, Dave S't'un Tueur... Dave yeh maganer !

HAHAHA! damn right! It's actually funnier in french than it is in english! That's one of the few movies where the translated version is good.

[Ounique]

Okay, here's a cute one for a little known movie called "Pandemonium". It's a parody of horror movies. Carol Cane is playing a young girl who is going away to cheerleading camp, and her mom (Eilene Brennon) is trying to get her to not go. The scene is a take-off from the movie Carrie.

Mom: You can't go away to that camp! Everyone will see your dirty pillows!

Girl: They're not dirty pillows mama, they're BREASTS.

Mom: Not those. Those are titties. THESE are dirty pillows! (and pulls two dirty pillows out of the girl's bag)

Okay, too much set up for a dumbass joke. But it made me chuckle. :laughout:

[Crak_JMan]

Originally posted by McAttack
HAHAHA! damn right! It's actually funnier in french than it is in english! That's one of the few movies where the translated version is good.

Well let's not forget

" Cheech: you need to quit doing that coke man, it does somthing to your brain, your not going to have a brain no more man Chong:Man lots of smart people snort coke Cheech: oh yeah lots of people snort coke huh, like who? Chong: like, like Sherlock holmes snorts coke, and he isn't so stupid! "


This one is from Nice Dreams.

Try renting a french version they are as hillarious as slapshot.

" Shit the marde men, c'est du bon stock ca la "

[Horg]

"Suck ! Suck ! Suck !" - SpaceBalls

[LadySharlot]

Ahhh--and don't forget...

"We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses...Hit it!" -- Blues Brothers! :D

and

"Please, can we call it a "tally-wacker, Mrs. Ballbricker. Tallywacker seems less...personal." -- Porkys

Hahahahhahahhaa
Huggs!!
Lady Sharlot :-)

[Crak_JMan]

Originally posted by LadySharlot
Ahhh--and don't forget...

"We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses...Hit it!" -- Blues Brothers! :D

and

"Please, can we call it a "tally-wacker, Mrs. Ballbricker. Tallywacker seems less...personal." -- Porkys

Hahahahhahahhaa
Huggs!!
Lady Sharlot :-)

Damn we almost forgot the blues brothers

" We're on a mission from God " ;-)

Nice one LS

[Horg]

The woman with the biggest balls in sci-fi movies :

Ripley : "I just wanted to thank you for what you said"
Black Guy : "You don't want to know me lady, I'm a murderer and a rapist of women"
Ripley : "Really.... I must make you nervous then" (and then she sits facing him to eat her diner)

[AdultLegal-Jim]

From Beavis & Butthead do America


Demi Moores character "My husband put you up to this? Whatever he paid you to do me I'll double it."
Butthead - "We're not going to do a guy"
Beavis - "I don't know Butthead, thats a lot of money"

[Feynman]

Originally posted by Horg
Do you feel lucky, punk?

Highlander or Schwartzenegger ?

[Feynman]

Leslie Nielson looking up into the skirt of Priscilla Presley
- "Hmmm... Nice beaver"

Prestley:

- "yeah, I just had it stuffed"

from Naked Gun

[AdultLegal-Jim]

"Do you feel lucky, punk? "

Dirty Harry!!!!!

[Horg]

"Vous êtes une ostie de folle criss!" - SlapShot

[Crak_JMan]

OK I got a good one

" Hummm, Hooo, Huh huh, heu heu ... "

Quest for fire ;-)

[Ronaldo]

Originally posted by JMan

" Hummm, Hooo, Huh huh, heu heu ... "

Quest for fire ;-)

Isn't that from "The Gods Must be Crazy"?

[Crak_JMan]

This is an easy one

Why do you want to eat brains? To stop the pain. What pain? The pain of being dead!!!!! BRAINS, BRAINS, BRAINS!!!!!

What's the movie ?

[Crak_JMan]

Originally posted by Ronaldo
Isn't that from "The Gods Must be Crazy"?

It could also come from any porn flick with some dumbass male pornstar who can't read or write ... lollll

[Ronaldo]

Originally posted by JMan
It could also come from any porn flick with some dumbass male pornstar who can't read or write ... lollll

Indeed :cool:

[Feynman]

Méo: Elvis Wong estie!

Elvis Gratton:

"Elvis Wong, a-é bonne celle-là!

Elvis Wong, un chinois, bin ça c'est l'boutte!

Pourquoi pas hin peau-ollock, hin wopps, hin negg' tant qu'à y êt' ?!

Hin chinois ! Hin aut' qui s'en vient voler nos jobs ! "

[Ounique]

Originally posted by JMan
This is an easy one

Why do you want to eat brains? To stop the pain. What pain? The pain of being dead!!!!! BRAINS, BRAINS, BRAINS!!!!!

What's the movie ?

Oh, that is easy. Return of the Living Dead.

And while we're on the subject, how about:

"They're coming to get you, Barbara"

- Night of the Living Dead

[Cyndalie]

This is Fucking funny as shit - from Half baked

http://funwavs.com/wavfile.php?quote=5038&sound=68

A Classic:
We got one person on-line, and the workload is enough for like, ten users. I think we got a hacker.


Sounds like my workday! lol

[Feynman]

From "The Big Kahuna" (DeVito, Spacey, Facinelli)

-------------------------------------------
Enjoy the powers of beauty of your youth ... well, never mind, you will not understand the powers of beauty of your youth until they faint; but trust me, in twenty years, you'll look back at photos of yourself, calling a way you can't grasp now, how much possibilities layed before you and how fabulous you really looked. You are NOT as fat as you imagine!

Don't worry about the future; or worry but know that worrying is just as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. The real trouble in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindsights you at 4PM on some idle tuesday.

Do one things, everyday, that scares you

Don't be wreckless with other people's hearts and don't put up with people who are wreckless with yours

Floss

Don't waste your time on jealousy: some times you're ahead, some times you're behind: the race is long, and in the end, it's only with yourself

Remember compliments you receive, and forget the insults. If you succeed doing this, tell me
how...

Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements

Stretch

Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you wanna do with your life: the most interesting people I know did not know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lifes,some of the most 40 years old I know STILL don't know

Be kind to your knees, you'll miss them when they're gone

Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't; maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't; maybe you'll divorce at forty, maybe you'll dance the funky chicken under your seventy fifth wedding anniversary but whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much, or berate yourself either: your choices are half chances, so are everybody elses

Enjoy your body, use it every way you can: don't be afraid of it, or of what people think of it, it's the greatest instrument you'll ever own

Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room

Read the directions, and even if you don't follow them, DO NOT read beauty magazines, they will ONLY make you feel ugly

Get to know you parents, you'll never know when they'll be gone for good.

Be nice to your siblings: they're your best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future

Understand that friends come and go, but for a precious few that should hold on

We're caught to bridge a gap between geography and lifestyle, but the older you get, the more you need the people you knew when you were young

Live in NY city once, but leave before it makes you hard; live in northern california once, but eave before it makes you soft

Travel

Don't mess too much with your hair or about the time you're forty, it will look eighty-five. Be carefull who'se advice you buy, be patient with those who supply it; advice is a form of nostalgia: dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth...

...but trust me on the sunscreen!

[tejano B]

Originally posted by Feynman
Méo: Elvis Wong estie!

Elvis Gratton:

"Elvis Wong, a-é bonne celle-là!

Elvis Wong, un chinois, bin ça c'est l'boutte!

Pourquoi pas hin peau-ollock, hin wopps, hin negg' tant qu'à y êt' ?!

Hin chinois ! Hin aut' qui s'en vient voler nos jobs ! "

C d' céfran ça?