We need a "feel free to whore" thread [Archive]

StuartD

12-06-2002, 05:17 PM

If 1 post is 1 point, and 1 referral is 50 points... then we need a thread to go hog wild and post like nuts in.
Has to be good posts tho... anything you want, just has to be more than a few words, and not just a post with only a smiley.

But, anything else goes... find a list of 1000 one liners or something and post to earn yourself 1000 points and win the contest.

What do ya think? :D

CumSensei

12-06-2002, 07:04 PM

I just had 6 sandwitches and it´s one a clock at night here in GOthenburg Sweden where I live...

My girlfriend is out ona party with her job and im all alone :(

StuartD

12-06-2002, 07:34 PM

Originally posted by CumSensei
I just had 6 sandwitches and it´s one a clock at night here in GOthenburg Sweden where I live...

My girlfriend is out ona party with her job and im all alone :(

So... are you looking for a whore, or looking to be a whore? :D

Darin

12-06-2002, 09:50 PM

Bend over Stuart, ima show you what a whore is. :D

Mister X

12-06-2002, 10:31 PM

Did somebody mention whores? ::-|
Oh StuartD. Not into manwhores. :(

twinkley

12-06-2002, 10:43 PM

You guys are such whores hahahahaha

twinkley

PS - especially Darin!

StuartD

12-06-2002, 11:27 PM

Originally posted by twinkley
You guys are such whores hahahahaha

twinkley

PS - especially Darin!

Yeah, but you love it don't ya?

Don't deny it :nyanya:

Darin

12-06-2002, 11:34 PM

Originally posted by twinkley
You guys are such whores hahahahaha

twinkley

PS - especially Darin!

I'll take that as a compliment Twinkley, only cause it comes from you!

:D

Mister X

12-07-2002, 02:28 AM

Damn. I feel left out. Nobody called me a whore. :(

StuartD

12-07-2002, 03:06 AM

Originally posted by Mister X
Damn. I feel left out. Nobody called me a whore. :(

Sorry dude, but ya get no lovin till ya put out... like Darin does :xthumbs:

Darin

12-07-2002, 03:07 AM

Originally posted by StuartD
Sorry dude, but ya get no lovin till ya put out... like Darin does :xthumbs:

I might be a whore but you're my bitch.

StuartD

12-07-2002, 03:11 AM

Originally posted by Darin
I might be a whore but you're my bitch.

Well, that's all well and good, but who will be my bitch? :rolleyes:

Mister X

12-07-2002, 03:11 AM

Damn. I'd rather be a whore than someone's bitch. ::-|

Darin

12-07-2002, 03:11 AM

Originally posted by StuartD
Well, that's all well and good, but who will be my bitch? :rolleyes:

Mister X is your bitch, didn't you know? :D

Mister X

12-07-2002, 03:12 AM

Originally posted by StuartD
Well, that's all well and good, but who will be my bitch? :rolleyes: I thought you had all your bitches getting you referrals. What are they? Borrowed bitches? :D

StuartD

12-07-2002, 03:13 AM

Originally posted by Mister X
I thought you had all your bitches getting you referrals. What are they? Borrowed bitches? :D

one night stands :D

Mister X

12-07-2002, 03:13 AM

Originally posted by Darin
Mister X is your bitch, didn't you know? :D Nonononononononono! I'm Twinkley's bitch! And don't you forget it!

StuartD

12-07-2002, 03:14 AM

Originally posted by Mister X
Nonononononononono! I'm Twinkley's bitch! And don't you forget it!

But I thought you were a bitch to many??

Mister X

12-07-2002, 03:14 AM

Originally posted by StuartD
one night stands :D Now that I can believe! :D

Mister X

12-07-2002, 03:15 AM

Originally posted by StuartD
But I thought you were a bitch to many?? Nahhhhhh. Whore to many, bitch to one.

StuartD

12-07-2002, 03:16 AM

Originally posted by Mister X
Whore to many, bitch to one.

Can we put that on your tombstone :D

StuartD

12-07-2002, 03:18 AM

I think Jet Li put it best at the end of the movie "The One" when he said...

"I am nobodies bitch.. you are all my bitch!" You have to read that with a chinese accent, it has more effect :bonk:

Mister X

12-07-2002, 03:18 AM

Originally posted by StuartD
Can we put that on your tombstone :D Nope. I plan to be alive long after Darin wears you out. :D

Mister X

12-07-2002, 03:20 AM

Originally posted by StuartD
I think Jet Li put it best at the end of the movie "The One" when he said...

"I am nobodies bitch.. you are all my bitch!" You have to read that with a chinese accent, it has more effect :bonk: Whatever fantasies get you through the night dude. ;)

Darin

12-07-2002, 03:22 AM

Originally posted by Mister X
Nope. I plan to be alive long after Darin wears you out. :D

Wont be long. Stuart is a wussy.

CumSensei

12-07-2002, 03:38 AM

Hehe No I think im looking for a whore :) Do not wanna be one myselfe I think ;)

StuartD

12-07-2002, 03:42 AM

Originally posted by CumSensei
Hehe No I think im looking for a whore :) Do not wanna be one myselfe I think ;)

You sure? It pays good money :D

Or at least, Darin pays pretty good for it. He has to... how else would he get any? :p

CumSensei

12-07-2002, 03:48 AM

Well stuart the way I look I think I have to pay the customer if I wanna be one ;)

StuartD

12-07-2002, 03:52 AM

Originally posted by CumSensei
Well stuart the way I look I think I have to pay the customer if I wanna be one ;)

Ah yes... the right of passage... when the bitch becomes the whore... I understand now ;)

Juge

12-07-2002, 01:29 PM

So, judging by this thread, I take it ANY posts count?

Juge

12-07-2002, 01:31 PM

Originally posted by twinkley
You guys are such whores hahahahaha

twinkley

PS - especially Darin! ha ha, i hope this doesn't change this board into a whore board. there's enough of them around already!!

StuartD

12-07-2002, 01:39 PM

Originally posted by Juge
ha ha, i hope this doesn't change this board into a whore board. there's enough of them around already!!

nah, just this thread... wanna keep it limited... but still have a good chance for those who don't have the referrals racked up :xthumbs:

Mister X

12-07-2002, 01:58 PM

Let's see now. StuartD has 16 referrals and Juge has 20. I have 1. That means I need to make 750 posts just to try and sneak into second spot. 950 for first. I could probably do it if I really wanted to but I think I'll just say screw it for this contest. I'm not a big enough whore. :(
Maybe the next contest will give me a better shot. :D

Juge

12-07-2002, 01:59 PM

Hey, c'mon, dont give up so easily! he he :)

StuartD

12-07-2002, 02:18 PM

Originally posted by Mister X
Let's see now. StuartD has 16 referrals and Juge has 20. I have 1. That means I need to make 750 posts just to try and sneak into second spot. 950 for first. I could probably do it if I really wanted to but I think I'll just say screw it for this contest. I'm not a big enough whore. :(
Maybe the next contest will give me a better shot. :D

Hey... no peeking :D

Besides, it really doesn't take long to get 10 referrals or so....
You just go to people's houses late at night and threaten them to sign up or else.

Well, at least... that's what I do :D

Mister X

12-07-2002, 02:27 PM

I haven't given up yet! I've given up on being able to win by posting though. Hehe. Referrals might come. I've got that little X Nations button up in a few places. :D

Juge

12-07-2002, 02:59 PM

Originally posted by Mister X
I haven't given up yet! I've given up on being able to win by posting though. Hehe. Referrals might come. I've got that little X Nations button up in a few places. :D Ha ha ha, that's graet. Good luck to you!

Juge

12-07-2002, 03:03 PM

Originally posted by StuartD
Hey... no peeking :D

Besides, it really doesn't take long to get 10 referrals or so....
You just go to people's houses late at night and threaten them to sign up or else.

Well, at least... that's what I do :D I've only need to resort to physical violence for half of my referrers, the rest only needed to be scared. :D

twinkley

12-09-2002, 10:33 AM

Wow!

Look at all the bitches! This is gonna make for a great Players Ball hahahahaha

twinkley

Mister X

12-09-2002, 12:10 PM

Originally posted by twinkley
Wow!

Look at all the bitches! This is gonna make for a great Players Ball hahahahaha

twinkley Will you make me wear one of those snazzy little leather outfits and hold my leash? :blush:

twinkley

12-09-2002, 12:44 PM

OHMY!

twinkley

Evil Chris

12-09-2002, 12:49 PM

hehe... you officially have Twinkley's attention! LOL

StuartD

12-09-2002, 01:17 PM

Originally posted by Evil Chris
hehe... you officially have Twinkley's attention! LOL

Didn't take much did it??

Ok, just so I am clear.... who here are whores, who are bitches??

I'm the Whore of the Month according to Darin, so Stuart = Whore.

Whom else is what?? :D

Darin

12-09-2002, 01:26 PM

Dayum, isnt there something other than a bitch or a whore? ::-|

StuartD

12-09-2002, 01:30 PM

Originally posted by Darin
Dayum, isnt there something other than a bitch or a whore? ::-|

Like what?

twinkley

12-09-2002, 01:40 PM

Yeah,

There is twinkley - le pimpette du XNations!

hahahahahahaha

twinkley

Juge

12-09-2002, 02:15 PM

There will be no board whoring without me. Now, let's see those pics! :D

Mister X

12-09-2002, 02:18 PM

Originally posted by Evil Chris
hehe... you officially have Twinkley's attention! LOL Hehe. My plan worked! :D

Juge

12-09-2002, 02:58 PM

Originally posted by Evil Chris
hehe... you officially have Twinkley's attention! LOL Now the rest of us are jealous... :(

twinkley

12-09-2002, 03:39 PM

What can I say...

I'm "popular" (twinkley makes little quote marks with her fingers)

twinkley

Mister X

12-09-2002, 03:42 PM

Originally posted by twinkley
What can I say...

I'm "popular" (twinkley makes little quote marks with her fingers)

twinkley Yup! :D