LAJ
03-30-2005, 09:03 AM
During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.
(Looks like everyone is into water sports whether they want to be or not!)
In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
(Does that make me gay?)
An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
(We all gotta floss sometime)
In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
(Multiply that times 10000 if you live in a Turkish prison)
Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
(I guess I'll have to sniff my hands more... BUSTED!)
Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
(THAT'S IT?!?! Either men don't masturbate as much as women or men are cleaner... or both.)
In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
(Is that why my underwear disappears?)
At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
(Cool... so that would mean my chances of getting laid are even better.)
Daily you will breathe in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases
(If you hang around me long enough you'll get that hourly.)
(Looks like everyone is into water sports whether they want to be or not!)
In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
(Does that make me gay?)
An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
(We all gotta floss sometime)
In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
(Multiply that times 10000 if you live in a Turkish prison)
Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
(I guess I'll have to sniff my hands more... BUSTED!)
Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
(THAT'S IT?!?! Either men don't masturbate as much as women or men are cleaner... or both.)
In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
(Is that why my underwear disappears?)
At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
(Cool... so that would mean my chances of getting laid are even better.)
Daily you will breathe in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases
(If you hang around me long enough you'll get that hourly.)