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Funbrunette
12-15-2002, 06:48 PM
Perhaps you can learn a few things here... :xthumbs:



The largest penis in the animal kingdom is that of the blue whale. Its average length is 11 feet (3.35 m)!

The largest testicles in the world are those of the northern right whale (Eubalaena glacialis), which has a pair of gonads that can weigh up to 2,200 lbs (997.902 kg).

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

A male rhinoceros can ejaculate every 60 seconds, that's 60 times per hour. Phew... In comparison: the most ejaculatory orgasms ever recorded in 1 hour for a man is 16...

Juge
12-15-2002, 07:07 PM
Wow.

wsjb78
12-15-2002, 07:32 PM
One always learns new things every day... thx for that info Fun!

Any female willing to try to break that record of 16 ejaculations per hour?

gunner
12-15-2002, 10:34 PM
a pigs orgrasm can last as long as 30 minutes

Darin
12-15-2002, 10:43 PM
I wanna be a whale.

Evil Chris
12-15-2002, 11:45 PM
I'm tired...... LOL :p

Fancy
12-16-2002, 12:08 AM
Originally posted by gunner
a pigs orgrasm can last as long as 30 minutes Ive heard that before, that's nuts.

-=HUNGRYMAN=-
12-16-2002, 12:17 AM
Originally posted by Funbrunette
the most ejaculatory orgasms ever recorded in 1 hour for a man is 16...

Easton almost hit that mark one night when him and I were on Ontario Street :rolleyes:

DragonKing
12-16-2002, 08:39 AM
boys have a penis...
girls have a vagina...

:blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush:

JFK
12-16-2002, 01:27 PM
Originally posted by gunner
a pigs orgrasm can last as long as 30 minutes

I guess I have to take the prolong pills again, I am slightly short of that mark, by 29 minutes and 59seconds :(

MarkTiarra
12-16-2002, 03:57 PM
Boys and gals... you wanna have the longest best orgasms ever... you gotta check this book out:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0446677620/qid=1040072221/sr=8-4/ref=sr_8_4/103-0590994-1122244?v=glance&s=books&n=507846

MarkTiarra
12-16-2002, 03:58 PM
And I don't get any comission off that! lol. I got the book years ago and WOOHOO! Just thought I'd share.

ARiA
12-16-2002, 04:42 PM
Originally posted by gunner
a pigs orgrasm can last as long as 30 minutes

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEW :uoink:

cool1
12-16-2002, 08:11 PM
rotflmao agian. :D

-=HUNGRYMAN=-
12-16-2002, 09:04 PM
I bought some "STAY HARD" erection cream once ....

Couldn't bend my fukkin fingers for days !! :(

pornodoggy
12-16-2002, 09:36 PM
Ouch ... that's as bad as reaching for the Preparation H and grabbing the Ben Gay instead ...

-=HUNGRYMAN=-
12-16-2002, 09:58 PM
Originally posted by gunner
a pigs orgrasm can last as long as 30 minutes

I've made a couple little pigs orgasm for hours !! :rolleyes:
OINK OINK !! :uoink:

Mister X
12-17-2002, 02:50 AM
Damn. Gives new meaning to the words "thar she blows" doesn't it?

A friggin TON of nutmeat. Damn good thing whales don't have to worry about sleeping on the wetspot. ::-|

baddog
12-17-2002, 04:55 AM
Originally posted by Funbrunette
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.


yeah, for about 18 seconds at a pop. How pissed would that make you? :rolleyes:

Juge
12-17-2002, 08:18 AM
Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-
I bought some "STAY HARD" erection cream once ....

Couldn't bend my fukkin fingers for days !! :( Ha ha ha

Funbrunette
12-17-2002, 09:23 AM
Originally posted by baddog
yeah, for about 18 seconds at a pop. How pissed would that make you? :rolleyes:

True I pick Quality over quantity any day! ;)

XxXotic
12-17-2002, 10:12 AM
god i hope i come back as a pig! pleeeeeeeeease lemme come back as a pig :D

twinkley
12-17-2002, 11:47 AM
Quality over quantity is right!

a 30 minute orgasm.... that sounds dreeeeeeamy :)

hehehee

twinkley

Haywood Jablomi
12-17-2002, 11:53 AM
I think this is the first time i ever hear the words gentlemen and largest penis used in the same sentence!

Evil Chris
12-17-2002, 12:33 PM
Originally posted by pornodoggy
Ouch ... that's as bad as reaching for the Preparation H and grabbing the Ben Gay instead ... Oh... that's tough to even think about! ::-|

heqdvd
12-17-2002, 12:47 PM
Originally posted by twinkley
Quality over quantity is right!

a 30 minute orgasm.... that sounds dreeeeeeamy :)

hehehee

twinkley

Some women can keep comin' all night, for sure!

Most I ever saw in person was 6 in a night, but I can do that as well on a good day.

This girl Deanna said she had 10 once on that stupid (sorry) Xtasy. How about the women here? What's the record>?>



Where is the refernce for 16 shots! avn?

twinkley
12-17-2002, 12:56 PM
Okay,

Are we talking just Orgasm or actual female ejaculation here?

hehehe

Just want to clear it up before i answer :)

twinkley

heqdvd
12-17-2002, 01:28 PM
just a head/body orgasm is fine in my book...

if you come 16 times and "squirt", well then that's a new kind of water sports too!

;)

P.S. is that an anal bead studded through your tongue? impressed...

twinkley
12-17-2002, 01:36 PM
Hahahahaha no, its a cranberry on a fork which my tongue ring is through hahahaha

16 is the record? that cant possibly be.... of course, I guess to have the record someone has to be watching/taping it....

I may not have beaten that sober, but sex on X is unreal and on it I have easily doubled that record :)

twinkley

heqdvd
12-17-2002, 01:47 PM
Hey - do you work for or own that chat and/or http://www.theadultwebmaster.com/

that's a good site, is it part of ynot?


sorry if that's a naive question,

twinkley
12-17-2002, 03:01 PM
Yep!

Oz actually owns TheAdultWebmaster - I'm just head sales droid hehehehe

I also provide the entertainment in the form of a wm radio show called Pillow Talk :)

We are not part of/owned by YNOT - we are very tight with them though and are part of the "YNOT Network"

Not naive at all - a lot of people get that confused!

twinkley

heqdvd
12-17-2002, 03:05 PM
ThanX! (for that info)

I'll try to check out that chat soon...

Have more orgasms tonight!

:)

XXXMgmt
12-17-2002, 05:16 PM
I have had my wife cum upwards of 20 times in one night while we were going at it. Was a wonderful night for sure.:D

Danny_C
12-17-2002, 06:16 PM
If I could choose, I'd definitely be a lion.

Mister X
12-18-2002, 12:21 AM
Evil Kris says: After I recovered from reading the deliciously naughty posts of Miss Twinkley I decided to share some statistics of perversity with all you bad boys and girls:

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- Lesbians may soon be referring to Germany as the "motherland" if a new sex survey is any indication.
According to "FHM" magazine, 66 percent of German women have had sex with another lady but only 16 percent have had a threesome.

But German women aren't the only ones who like the ladies. 38 percent of Brazilian women have threesomes involving two other women.

Other kinky stats.

-- 25 percent of Japanese women own sex toys measuring 12 inches or more in length.

-- 12 percent of Brazilian ladies have had sex with animals.

-- 33 percent of Italian women have paid for sex.

-- Finally, 54 percent of Swedish women say they don't consider masturbating a stranger as "cheating."

I think it's obvious that Japanese ladies will receive coal in their stockings this Kristmas! Now I'm headed for Sweden!
:cackle:

Darin
12-18-2002, 01:27 AM
NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- Lesbians may soon be referring to Germany as the "motherland" if a new sex survey is any indication.
According to "FHM" magazine, 66 percent of German women have had sex with another lady but only 16 percent have had a threesome.

>> Okay, well, this just proves that german men don't know WTF they are doing in bed, thats all :)

But German women aren't the only ones who like the ladies. 38 percent of Brazilian women have threesomes involving two other women.

>> Okay, well, this just proves the same, latin lovers my ass.

Other kinky stats.

-- 25 percent of Japanese women own sex toys measuring 12 inches or more in length.

>> Um.. okay, everyone knows japanese men have small dicks, this is the reason why the chicks have big toys.

-- 12 percent of Brazilian ladies have had sex with animals.

>> Um.. Id like to see some of this.. no comment.

-- 33 percent of Italian women have paid for sex.

>> Well, its cause they feed their men so much the men get big tummies, can't physically have sex.. so this stat sounds about right.

-- Finally, 54 percent of Swedish women say they don't consider masturbating a stranger as "cheating."

>> This all stems from the Swedish massages they give, 54 percent said its okay cause they get tips doing it.

:D

StuartD
12-18-2002, 01:31 AM
42.8% of all statistics are made up on the spot :D

Mister X
12-18-2002, 01:33 AM
Evil Kris says: 89.2% of all bullshit isn't really bullshit. It's cowshit.

Darin
12-18-2002, 01:34 AM
Darin says: Shit is Shit.

Mister X
12-18-2002, 01:37 AM
Originally posted by Darin
Darin says: Shit is Shit. Evil Kris responds: Tell it to the cows Mr. Shit Expert. :cackle:

Darin
12-18-2002, 01:42 AM
Originally posted by Mister X
Evil Kris responds: Tell it to the cows Mr. Shit Expert. :cackle:

Thats shit disturber to you mr.

Mister X
12-18-2002, 02:05 AM
Originally posted by Darin
Thats shit disturber to you mr. Evil Kris says: I did not realize you had been demoted.:cackle:

heqdvd
12-18-2002, 02:22 AM
-- Japanese women have big dildos
-- 33 percent of Italian women have paid for sex.

>> Well, its cause they feed their men so much the men get big tummies, can't physically have sex.. so this stat sounds about right.

Well... we don't encounter these issues often -



http://heq2002.com/sxt/bigjpeg/04.jpg


Racial issues are for sub-humans, or cXXXXXXs


:cool:

heqdvd
12-18-2002, 02:26 AM
Originally posted by StuartD
42.8% of all statistics are made up on the spot :D

yeah, like this one

http://ranks.sextracker.com/spn.html?cls=siteranks&cat=Bisexual&pg=0

-=HUNGRYMAN=-
12-18-2002, 04:03 AM
Originally posted by twinkley
Hahahahaha no, its a cranberry on a fork which my tongue ring is through hahahaha

16 is the record? that cant possibly be.... of course, I guess to have the record someone has to be watching/taping it....

I may not have beaten that sober, but sex on X is unreal and on it I have easily doubled that record :)

twinkley

OK Danielle ... I can no longer keep this dirty little secret I posess ...

That was a PLACEBO I gave you that night ... it was ALL ME Baby !! :D :cool: :D

twinkley
12-18-2002, 09:19 AM
Hahahahahahahhaha

Sure it was.... and you didnt notice *your* wine tasted a bit funny? hehehehehe

You can just keep on believing it was all you hon..... I know the male ego is a fragile thing....

hehehehehehe

twinkley

Socks Manly
12-18-2002, 09:21 AM
I bet I could beat 16 times

twinkley
12-18-2002, 10:12 AM
Yeah....

16 just doesnt sound that high for a record ya know?

twinkley

mailman
12-18-2002, 10:20 AM
The largest penis in the animal kingdom is that of the blue whale. Its average length is 11 feet (3.35 m)!



So that explains my 11 Foot penis.. i must be a whale....

Thanks FB....

Funbrunette
12-18-2002, 10:14 PM
Originally posted by mailman
The largest penis in the animal kingdom is that of the blue whale. Its average length is 11 feet (3.35 m)!



So that explains my 11 Foot penis.. i must be a whale....

Thanks FB....

:eek:

mailman
12-18-2002, 10:23 PM
Originally posted by Funbrunette
:eek:


you know you love it :)

Raph
12-19-2002, 12:01 AM
16 in an hour !!

I guess it's back to practicing ... :egg: