I haven't been deleted!

[Mr. Blue]

Well hell, it looks like Panky didn't delete my account here in one of her "PMS" rages...she's done it elsewhere and will do it again in the future...but she obviously forgot about this place as I haven't posted here yet. :D


Hello XNations!!! Just thought I would stop in and drop a hello. I post on a few boards (Panky stalks me on them)...so I thought I might as well stop by here so she can have that whole "I'm a moderatoratrix" fantasy she's been wanting to act out. :whip:

[Panky]

Now listen here Count... Do I really need to give you a time out already? I thought we worked this "mistakenly deleting you" issue out last night? Besides, the PMS insanity has passed, so you are safe for a few weeks yet. http://www.icando4u.com/smile/winkwink.gif

And for the record... It's YOU who has been stalking me on the other board. I've been working on Milord, trying to get him to give me power over there, even just temporarily, but he's not giving in too easily. He's pretty wise and not easily persuaded by female charm. I've been trying to reason with him, considering that I am pretty much the only active female over there, but Milord just won't give in. One of these days, I'll find the weakness in the male bonding thing you guys have going on over there... LOL!

How the hell have you been Mr. Blue? It's good to see you finally got around to posting here, (I'll overlook the fact it has taken you 4 mths. to get around to it). :D

http://www.icando4u.com/smile/icon_hug.gif

[Mr. Blue]

Originally posted by Panky
How the hell have you been Mr. Blue? It's good to see you finally got around to posting here, (I'll overlook the fact it has taken you 4 mths. to get around to it). :D

http://www.icando4u.com/smile/icon_hug.gif

I have a really good excuse for not posting for 4 months...honestly...I kept typing nationsX.com in and well...umm, it came up "Cannot find server", so I of course jumped to the only natural conclusion, "Panky destroyed the forum" So, I stopped checking, that's why I haven't been here for 4 months.

btw, you know how I've been, we just chatted yesterday. Oh wait, you mean other people can read this post and you're trying to be inclusive? Umm, okay, I've been peachy. :D

[Evil Chris]

don't you mean "cheeky"?

Hey Mr. Blue... welcome to XNations :xhappy:

[Funbrunette]

Hello and welcome to the BEST board on the web! :D

[Panky]

Originally posted by Mr. Blue
btw, you know how I've been, we just chatted yesterday. Oh wait, you mean other people can read this post and you're trying to be inclusive? Umm, okay, I've been peachy. :D

Today is a new day. I should've been a little more precise by asking you, "How has your day been so far?", but yeah, since you haven't posted for 4 mths I wanted to give the others a chance to jump in. ;)

:D

[Don Soporno]

Panky stalks alot of people, I know...lol

[Panky]

Originally posted by Don Soporno
Panky stalks alot of people, I know...lol

LOL! I know. You disappeared on me for a bit so I needed a new target. ;)

How is everything with you? Are you ready to move to the land mass just north of the States yet?

[Mr. Blue]

Thanks for the welcome Funbrunette and Chris :)

[Mr. Blue]

Originally posted by Panky
How is everything with you? Are you ready to move to the land mass just north of the States yet?

You mean the 51st state?

It's happening Panky, don't worry, as an ex-patriot we won't force you to go through the whole Canadian Bacon De-greasing process...but the rest of the Canadians...well, lets just say we're making it mandatory.

[Panky]

LOL! Wouldn't it be the 52nd state? Didn't we have the discussion that Puerto Rico was the 51st state?

Besides, it won't happen anytime soon. So many countries would jump to Canada's aide. Even the US allies would turn on the States if they crossed the line too far with muscling Canada. Other countries like Canada, they don't necessarily like the US. Canada is easy going, but they aren't pushovers. The US can muscle Canada to a point on certain issues, but after awhile, Canada will just tell Bush to piss off.

[Mr. Blue]

Originally posted by Panky
LOL! Wouldn't it be the 52nd state? Didn't we have the discussion that Puerto Rico was the 51st state?

Besides, it won't happen anytime soon. So many countries would jump to Canada's aide. Even the US allies would turn on the States if they crossed the line too far with muscling Canada. Other countries like Canada, they don't necessarily like the US. Canada is easy going, but they aren't pushovers. The US can muscle Canada to a point on certain issues, but after awhile, Canada will just tell Bush to piss off.

Umm, we have a few plans to make this happen:

1. The girlscout one, but we've discussed this in length already

2. Moving the border up 1 inch a day and soon, poof, no Canada.

3. Hockey lockout - this unfortunately failed to produce the mass hysteria we were hoping for.

4. Sending advanced troops in the guise of adult webmistresses to corrupt the moral fiber of Canada...oops, umm, *whistles innocently* Don't worry they won't figure out it was you Panky.

There's other plans like the whole Canadian Bacon Surprise plan, but I'm not at liberty to discuss the particulars of that one.

[Panky]

The Girls Scouts have already invaded. LOL!

Moving the border up an inch a day might work, but there is a lot of red tape involved with that.

Hmmm... The Hockey lockout... Well, that's like telling the US there will be no more American football.

That's ok about #4. They corrupted me! LOL!

The whole "Canadian Bacon Surprise" plan... I hope that isn't something like some engineered mad pig disease.

[Don Soporno]

yea, "Canucks or Bust" is still my motto

[war_ner]

welcome to xnations mr. blue. :)

[Mr. Blue]

Originally posted by Don Soporno
yea, "Canucks or Bust" is still my motto

You know the Canadian border patrol follows the same rules that keeps you out of most fast food places:

No Shirt
No Shoes
No Service

I'm just not sure you're ready to make that jump.

[Mr. Blue]

Originally posted by war_ner
welcome to xnations mr. blue. :)

Hiya :D

[Panky]

Originally posted by Mr. Blue
You know the Canadian border patrol follows the same rules that keeps you out of most fast food places:

No Shirt
No Shoes
No Service

I'm just not sure you're ready to make that jump.

LOL! We'll make an exception for Don, even though he resides in one of those Southern states. :p

[Mr. Blue]

Originally posted by Panky
LOL! We'll make an exception for Don, even though he resides in one of those Southern states. :p

You always did like to stalk him better than you liked to stalk me...come on...admit it. I can take it, maybe, wait...nm, I'll keep hoping that I'm the more stalkable of the two.

[Panky]

You're definitely making life interesting. ;)

[gorgeous]

welcome to Xnations