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axedbydax
09-10-2005, 05:50 PM
One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings.

She opens it to a guy, "Hi, is Tony home?"

The wife replies, "No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want."

So they sit down and after a while of silence the friend says "You know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred buck just to see one."

Sara thinks about it for a second and figures, what the hell - a hundred bucks! She opens her robe and shows one to him for a few seconds. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and guy then says "That was so amazing I've got to see both of them. I'll give you another 100 dollars if I could just see the both of them together."

Sara amazed by the offer sits and thinks a bit about it and thinks, heck, why not? So she opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long chance to cop a look.

A while later Tony arrives back home from the store. The wife goes up to him, "You know, your friend Chris came over."

Tony thinks about it for a second and says, "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"

:D :bonk:

monaro
09-10-2005, 08:08 PM
quote ""Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"

Very funny, ah well I guess the wife could have said no! =)

Don Soporno
09-10-2005, 10:18 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


good one

wildgirl
09-11-2005, 10:30 AM
hahahahaha great one...

Vendzilla
09-11-2005, 01:38 PM
The slut! LOL

war_ner
09-12-2005, 03:30 AM
BULLSHIT! I wish I have the balls to do that to someone..lol