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Mister X
12-18-2002, 08:25 PM
Evil Kris Kringle says: Now is your chance to have all your questions answered! Ask your questions now! :cackle:

luke
12-18-2002, 08:27 PM
Yeah...what's up with the Evil Kris Kringle thing? Did I miss something?

Darin
12-18-2002, 08:33 PM
Is Mister X GAY?

Cause.. sometimes he makes gay comments, and his avatar is a bit gay too.

Just curious.. Stuart wanted to know.

JFK
12-18-2002, 08:34 PM
As Long as I dont have to sit on his knee.;)

Mister X
12-18-2002, 08:37 PM
Originally posted by luke
Yeah...what's up with the Evil Kris Kringle thing? Did I miss something? Evil Kris answers: I have escaped from the Avatar of Evil and taken over the keyboard of Mister X. :cackle:

Mister X
12-18-2002, 08:42 PM
Originally posted by Darin
Is Mister X GAY?

Cause.. sometimes he makes gay comments, and his avatar is a bit gay too.

Just curious.. Stuart wanted to know. Evil Kris answers: Mister X is straight. Evil Kris is.... curious. :cackle:

Mister X says: Evil Kris isn't gay... he's just twisted!
:(

Mister X
12-18-2002, 08:44 PM
Originally posted by JFK
As Long as I dont have to sit on his knee.;) Evil Kris answers: This was not a question! Get with the program!

Can I sit on your knee? :cackle:

Funbrunette
12-18-2002, 10:03 PM
Originally posted by Darin
Is Mister X GAY?

Cause.. sometimes he makes gay comments, and his avatar is a bit gay too.

Just curious.. Stuart wanted to know.

I can vouch for Mister X...he's not gay! :blush:

Mister X
12-19-2002, 01:25 AM
Originally posted by Funbrunette
I can vouch for Mister X...he's not gay! :blush: Evil Kris says: ::-|

Mister X says: Hehehehehe. Life is gooooooood. :blush:

At least when your keyboard isn't possessed by a fat evil bastard! :D

StuartD
12-19-2002, 03:42 AM
My question is...

A train leaves California heading for New York.
An hour later, a train leaves New York heading for California.

Which train is closer to California when they pass each other?

wsjb78
12-19-2002, 06:08 AM
Originally posted by StuartD
My question is...

A train leaves California heading for New York.
An hour later, a train leaves New York heading for California.

Which train is closer to California when they pass each other?

Hmmm, wouldn't that depend on their average speed?

StuartD
12-19-2002, 12:14 PM
Originally posted by wsjb78
Hmmm, wouldn't that depend on their average speed?

Same speed :)

Mister X
12-19-2002, 12:26 PM
Originally posted by StuartD
My question is...

A train leaves California heading for New York.
An hour later, a train leaves New York heading for California.

Which train is closer to California when they pass each other? Evil Kris answers: StuartD has a low sperm count! :cackle:

Mister X
12-19-2002, 12:28 PM
Originally posted by wsjb78
Hmmm, wouldn't that depend on their average speed? Evil Kris answers: No! All the delicious Swiss chocolate has clouded your reasoning! :cackle:

Mister X
12-19-2002, 12:30 PM
Originally posted by StuartD
Same speed :) Evil Kris answers: Perhaps the low sperm count is caused by the missing testicles! :cackle:

StuartD
12-19-2002, 12:42 PM
I think EvilKris doesn't know the answer to this question :rolleyes:

Mister X
12-19-2002, 12:47 PM
Originally posted by StuartD
I think EvilKris doesn't know the answer to this question :rolleyes: Evil Kris answers: Do you know the answer to this question? You are a man who enjoys other men! :cackle:

JFK
12-19-2002, 01:08 PM
Do they have trains in California ?

Mister X
12-19-2002, 01:34 PM
Originally posted by JFK
Do they have trains in California ? Evil Kris answers: Maybe! :cackle: