Help Save Hungryman !!!

[-=HUNGRYMAN=-]

As reported HERE (http://www.xnations.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1278), every 10 minutes a day a guy spends staring at breasts, his life is extended 4-5 years ....

Now I am not the most fit webmaster here ... I am a casual drinker, and a casual smoker, slightly overweight, I eat red meat and dairy products, and I jaywalk ....

I am calling on all FEMALE X NATION CITIZENS to help me in my goal to live to a ripe old age ...

THIS IS NOT A JOKE !!! Ladies please send me a topless photograph (or photographs) of yourself to hungryman@suckmeoffrealquick.com. (actual email addy)

For every photo received, I will send you a personally signed thank you card, as well as a $10 donation receipt to the Hungryman Heart and Stroke Foundation.

Please give generously :xthumbs:

[Darin]

LMFAO!!!!

Hungry you're the best bro! lol! :D

[Vid Vicious]

here here .. My cigerette intake has double since I started posting :bonk:

[Kristin]

I am now $10 richer...Oh shit..I sent it to Darin's email...oh well, guess you will have to get it from him :D

[Darin]

Originally posted by Kristin
I am now $10 richer...Oh shit..I sent it to Darin's email...oh well, guess you will have to get it from him :D

Dayum look what I found in my inbox!! whooo! Kristin baby THANKS :)

[Kristin]

Make sure the wife doesn't see it or I will NEVER be allowed over for dinner!

[-=HUNGRYMAN=-]

Originally posted by Kristin
I am now $10 richer...Oh shit..I sent it to Darin's email...oh well, guess you will have to get it from him :D

Darin won't share !!! :mad: :badcomp:

[Darin]

Originally posted by Kristin
Make sure the wife doesn't see it or I will NEVER be allowed over for dinner!

HA! Your chances are pretty damn slim as they are sweetie... lol

[PhoneCash]

After a boob job...I'll gladly contribute :D

[Darin]

Originally posted by PhoneCash
After a boob job...I'll gladly contribute :D

Shannon, you can send me some pics too.. let me decide :)

[PhoneCash]

Originally posted by Darin
Shannon, you can send me some pics too.. let me decide :)


Well, actually I don't do topless ones...but you saw them on the other board eh?

[Kristin]

Originally posted by Darin
HA! Your chances are pretty damn slim as they are sweetie... lol

That damn bitch in the restaurant...can I help it if I am the coolest person???
JK...well, maybe I'm not...hehe

[Darin]

Originally posted by PhoneCash
Well, actually I don't do topless ones...but you saw them on the other board eh?

Hmmmm yes I did... I can see them now.... umm yeah!

[Darin]

Originally posted by Kristin
That damn bitch in the restaurant...can I help it if I am the coolest person???
JK...well, maybe I'm not...hehe

HAHAH! Yes.. I cant beleive what she did.. fucked it all up.. oh well... since you wont be a family friend we might as well just have sex. :D

[Kristin]

Originally posted by Darin
HAHAH! Yes.. I cant beleive what she did.. fucked it all up.. oh well... since you wont be a family friend we might as well just have sex. :D

Right...

[Kristin]

Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-
Darin won't share !!! :mad: :badcomp:

Darin is an ungrateful bastard...Kick his ass...I told him to be nice and share with the others.

[-=HUNGRYMAN=-]

Originally posted by Darin
HA! Your chances are pretty damn slim as they are sweetie... lol

That's alright K .... next time you're back home, give me a shout ... I'll cook ya a nice supper .... :D (yes I can cook)

[Darin]

Originally posted by Kristin
Darin is an ungrateful bastard...Kick his ass...I told him to be nice and share with the others.

Why SHOULD I? You wont have sex with me.. I mean.. WTF??!! THE PIC IS MINE NOW!!!

HUNGRY GO GET YOUR OWN!!

[Kristin]

Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-
That's alright K .... next time you're back home, give me a shout ... I'll cook ya a nice supper .... :D (yes I can cook)

I am in Buffalo...bring the food or just come here for real wings and beef on weck :D

[-=HUNGRYMAN=-]

Originally posted by Kristin
I am in Buffalo...bring the food or just come here for real wings and beef on weck :D

DUFF'S ???? :p :D :p

[Kristin]

Originally posted by Darin
Why SHOULD I? You wont have sex with me.. I mean.. WTF??!! THE PIC IS MINE NOW!!!

HUNGRY GO GET YOUR OWN!!

Since I won't have sex with you, does this mean you masturbate to my picture now????

[Kristin]

Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-
DUFF'S ???? :p :D :p

All I know is Duff Beer from The Simpsons.

[Darin]

Originally posted by Kristin
Since I won't have sex with you, does this mean you masturbate to my picture now????

Been there done that.

[Kristin]

Originally posted by Darin
Been there done that.

Sicko...It's like you work in porn or something...

[Darin]

Originally posted by Kristin
Sicko...It's like you work in porn or something...

I don't work IN porn. Dugmor and Easton work > IN < porn.

[Kristin]

Originally posted by Darin
I don't work IN porn. Dugmor and Easton work > IN < porn.

Yeah, cause you definitely don't qualify to be "in" my content!
haha...I'm so funny :D

[Darin]

Originally posted by Kristin
Yeah, cause you definitely don't qualify to be "in" my content!
haha...I'm so funny :D

HA! No.. I don't... heheh no denying that one... lol

I see that stuff and want to go hide in the corner :rolleyes:

[Kristin]

Originally posted by Darin
HA! No.. I don't... heheh no denying that one... lol

I see that stuff and want to go hide in the corner :rolleyes:

They aren't just big cocks...they are also weapons!

[Darin]

Originally posted by Kristin
They aren't just big cocks...they are also weapons!

LMFAO!

Look, I can still KNOCK YOU OUT.. if thats your concern. :D

[-=HUNGRYMAN=-]

Ummmmm ... excuse me ... hello ?!? ... IS THIS FUKKIN THING TURNED ON ?!? :mad:

You guys hijacked my titty thread :( ... go get your own thread !!!
this is a matter of life or premature death here !!! Have a heart, eh ?!?

:( :(

[Kristin]

Originally posted by Darin
LMFAO!

Look, I can still KNOCK YOU OUT.. if thats your concern. :D

With that little thing???
Please...

[Darin]

Originally posted by Kristin
Please...

Begging now are we? No worries.... I'll think about it.
:D

[Darin]

Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-
Ummmmm ... excuse me ... hello ?!? ... IS THIS FUKKIN THING TURNED ON ?!? :mad:

You guys hijacked my titty thread :( ... go get your own thread !!!
this is a matter of life or premature death here !!! Have a heart, eh ?!?

:( :(

Oh shit! I forgot which thread I was in.. :bonk:

Sorry Hungry, you can now have control over your titty thread again. Over and out.

[Funbrunette]

You've got mail! :D

NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!! :nyanya:

[Darin]

Originally posted by Funbrunette
You've got mail! :D

NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!! :nyanya:

HAHA! Steph that was great ::-|

Poor Hungry, maybe I should take a snap of my tits and email them to him.

[twinkley]

Sorry Hungry,

Looks like you are gonna have to stop smoking and drinking and start excersizing if you want to live a long life hehehehehe

twinkley

[Phoenix]

Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-
DUFF'S ???? :p :D :p

ah man...duff's wings are the best...if you take them home and bake them for an additional 15...omg

[LadyMischief]

Heh, I'd be willing to put up..not like half the world hasn't seen my tits anyways :P

[Machinegunkelly]

I just sent you a picture of my titties.. they arent that big.
but seem to be increasing in size the longer I sit here so maybe someday =)

ENJOY

[LadyMischief]

Originally posted by Machinegunkelly
I just sent you a picture of my titties.. they arent that big.
but seem to be increasing in size the longer I sit here so maybe someday =)

ENJOY



Teehee... your woman's tits would be better :P

[Vid Vicious]

I got a great mardi Gras pic of FB but she won't let me show it .. Too bad

[-=HUNGRYMAN=-]

Originally posted by LadyMischief
Heh, I'd be willing to put up..not like half the world hasn't seen my tits anyways :P

I am waiting by my email .... :p

Finally :rolleyes: ... somebody in the holiday spirit of giving

[-=HUNGRYMAN=-]

Originally posted by Phoenix
ah man...duff's wings are the best...if you take them home and bake them for an additional 15...omg

Yeah!! You know it Brad ... Mind ya the ones here in Toronto are pretty damn good ... but DUFFS in AMHERST, NY is where Buffalo Wings were born !!! They littlerally DROWN the wings in sauce which soaks right into the breaded coating on the wing, effectively turning each wing into a little flavour sponge !!!

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm :p :cool: :D

[Raya]

HUNGRYMAN you just never know where a thread will go. Sorry I think you have lost this one. You will never get them back on track now:p

[Shann]

You owe me dinner and I'm not showing you my boobs til then! :blush:

[-=HUNGRYMAN=-]

Originally posted by Shann
You owe me dinner and I'm not showing you my boobs til then! :blush:

OK ... boobs at dinner it is .... lets make it some time between Xmas and New Years ??

[-=HUNGRYMAN=-]

Originally posted by Raya
HUNGRYMAN you just never know where a thread will go. Sorry I think you have lost this one. You will never get them back on track now:p

Au contraire mon ami !!

I've got 5 gorgeous pair of mammalian protruberances so far in my inbox ... I'd say the charity drive is going pretty good so far ... keep donoating ladies ... it's for a great cause !!

With your help I've added 20 years to my life already .... I have never felt better !!!

:D :D :D

[Shann]

Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-
OK ... boobs at dinner it is .... lets make it some time between Xmas and New Years ??

I've got about 15 minutes between Xmas and New years, i'm headed over to windsor, then detroit then vegas so it will hae to be when i get back. You ain't taking me to no drive thru! rofl

[Platinum Dave]

Hey Hungry you wanna see my boobs also?

LOL

[-=HUNGRYMAN=-]

Originally posted by Platinum Dave
Hey Hungry you wanna see my boobs also?

LOL

You're damn skippy ... you man-whore !!!
... especially after you had your way with mine !!!

(Actually the full-release erotic massage was the best platinum points prize you've ever offered ...) :D

[Platinum Dave]

anytime I can help ya out Paul, you know where to reach me.

hahaha that is so fucking funny, good one

[Kristin]

Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-
You're damn skippy ... you man-whore !!!
... especially after you had your way with mine !!!

(Actually the full-release erotic massage was the best platinum points prize you've ever offered ...) :D

This was fucking funny...
Thanks for this...hahahaha:D

[Shann]

Jesus Dave you will stop at nothing! rofl

[Funbrunette]

Originally posted by Vid Vicious
I got a great mardi Gras pic of FB but she won't let me show it .. Too bad

:eek: You promised to keep those private...Just for us!

[-=HUNGRYMAN=-]

Originally posted by Funbrunette
:eek: You promised to keep those private...Just for us!

Oh C'mon Steph !! :(
I thought you loved me ??? you do wanna help me live to a ripe old age don't ya ???

:D