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monaro
10-06-2005, 08:40 PM
PE .. NIS STUDY

The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's
Pe .. nis was larger than the shaft. After 1 year and $180,000, they
concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was to
give the man more pleasure during sex.

After the US published the study, the French decided to do their own
study. After $250,000 and 3 years of research, they concluded that the
reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the woman more
pleasure during sex.

Australians, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study.
After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, and 2 cases of beer, they
concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting
himself in the forehead. :bonk:


Okay, Bathurst Motor Racing this weekend and have started drinking early this year.
war_ner
10-07-2005, 01:19 AM
Ok, happy weekend and goodluck to you man! Nice one. :D
monaro
10-07-2005, 04:46 AM
Yeah brought a box of crownies and yeah and don't remember posting this one.

I feel that this weekend will be different.

Go the Holdens!
trishie
10-09-2005, 07:26 AM
Bathurst may have been a thriller.. but you cant beat watchin the Aussie's in the cricket :)
monaro
10-10-2005, 05:54 AM
Hmm cricket, I spoke with my Father, he was telling me he was watching the cricket.

It was a good race, holdens won! ohh and I drank way too much, I think I crashed a server, drinking and editing files is not my expertise..

Did you watch any part of the race trish? I almost took the monaro around the block, but was too afraid that I would crash that.
trishie
10-10-2005, 06:47 AM
Mark, I seen part of day one on saturday my nephew was here and kept assuring me it was good for him to watch :)..
Sunday's race... I seen the shorts when the cricket was on a meal break :)
Have you started the monaro lately and woken all the surrounding suburbs??
lazzlo
10-11-2005, 11:56 PM
Off topic, but I live at College and Bathurst
StaceyJo
10-12-2005, 07:05 AM
ok... good luck to you monaro... have fun and much careful to your race... best of luck! :)