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twinkley
12-20-2002, 02:15 PM
I wanna be a bear...

I wanna be a female bear...

If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.

If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them, too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup ... I wanna be a bear.
Rochard
12-20-2002, 02:20 PM
Um, Okay.
Panky
12-20-2002, 02:36 PM
Doesn't sound all that bad. The hybernating works for me. Giving birth to cubs the size of walnuts, while asleep, and then waking up to them being partially grown....yep sounds good. No more middle of the night feedings. No changing diapers...

Yep...definitely sounds good to me. <img src="http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/9/biggthum.gif" width="33" height="15">


At least until hunting season rolls around.

<img src="http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/j/xmas.gif" width="22" height="25">

Panky


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Rochard
12-20-2002, 02:37 PM
I would want to be a bird. I'd love to be able to fly.
Evil Chris
12-20-2002, 02:51 PM
Yes.... a bird. I'd agree with that...:D
Rochard
12-20-2002, 02:52 PM
As if I'm not high enough here at the office....
Mister X
12-20-2002, 02:54 PM
Ummm... I don't think bears get laid a whole hell of a lot Danielle. You'd go insane from the deprivation. :laughout:
Darin
12-20-2002, 04:07 PM
Sheeeeeeit! Now I wanna be a male bear!!! :D
twinkley
12-20-2002, 04:13 PM
Hmmmm....

good point Mister X!

twinkley

Hey, you heard about the pigs 30 minute orgasms right?
-=HUNGRYMAN=-
12-20-2002, 06:11 PM
Originally posted by twinkley


Hey, you heard about the pigs 30 minute orgasms right?

HOLY FUKK !!!! ::-| It's no wonder their tails are all curly !!! :rolleyes:
Darin
12-20-2002, 06:28 PM
Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-
HOLY FUKK !!!! ::-| It's no wonder their tails are all curly !!! :rolleyes:

I love the oinking sounds girls make when they've had it for 30 minutes!
-=HUNGRYMAN=-
12-20-2002, 06:30 PM
Originally posted by Darin
I love the oinking sounds girls make when they've had it for 30 minutes!

It takes you 30 minutes to make a girl squeal like a pig ?!?

I'm so sorry to hear that :(
Darin
12-20-2002, 06:31 PM
Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-
It takes you 30 minutes to make a girl squeal like a pig ?!?

I'm so sorry to hear that :(

No.. they squeel for the whole 30 minutes. Then I switch techniques and do the wild boar.
-=HUNGRYMAN=-
12-20-2002, 06:36 PM
Originally posted by Darin
No.. they squeel for the whole 30 minutes. Then I switch techniques and do the wild boar.

THE RODEO FUCK is by far still my favorite technique ...

When you are fukking her doggiestyle, and you wisper in her ear that her mother was a better fuck ... and then you try to hold on for the next 8 seconds !!! :D :cool: :D
-=HUNGRYMAN=-
12-20-2002, 06:40 PM
Mind ya ... some of the techniques in that URL you sent me were pretty good too !!

Since then I have squished a few deck chairs, collected a few debts, and have even taken up playing the cello too !! :p
Darin
12-20-2002, 06:44 PM
Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-
THE RODEO FUCK is by far still my favorite technique ...

When you are fukking her doggiestyle, and you wisper in her ear that her mother was a better fuck ... and then you try to hold on for the next 8 seconds !!! :D :cool: :D

LMFAO!

What really concerns me is what you whispered in the mothers ear when you were fucking her... Hope 'hubby' isnt a part of it!