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12-23-2002, 08:03 AM
Top Ten Signs You Bought A Bad Computer
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10) Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it. :rolleyes:
9) It's celebrity spokesman is that "Hey Vern!" guy.
8) In order to start it you need some jumper cables and a friend's car.
7) It's slogan is "Pentium: redefining mathematics". :bonk:
6) The "quick reference" manual is 120 pages long.
5) Whenever you turn it on, all the dogs in your neighborhood start howling. :eek:
4) The screen often displays the message, "Ain't it break time yet?"
3) The manual contains only one sentence: "Good Luck!"
2) The only chip inside is a Dorito. :(
1) You've decided that your computer is an excellent addition to your fabulous paperweight collection. :badcomp:
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10) Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it. :rolleyes:
9) It's celebrity spokesman is that "Hey Vern!" guy.
8) In order to start it you need some jumper cables and a friend's car.
7) It's slogan is "Pentium: redefining mathematics". :bonk:
6) The "quick reference" manual is 120 pages long.
5) Whenever you turn it on, all the dogs in your neighborhood start howling. :eek:
4) The screen often displays the message, "Ain't it break time yet?"
3) The manual contains only one sentence: "Good Luck!"
2) The only chip inside is a Dorito. :(
1) You've decided that your computer is an excellent addition to your fabulous paperweight collection. :badcomp: