Milking Machine [Archive]

axedbydax

11-11-2005, 04:28 PM

Farmer orderd a MILKING MACHINE. Tried on his penis & had a wonderful orgasm, but cant rmove it. So he reads the manual & faints. It said "AUTO RELEASE AFTER 2GALLONS"

:D

monaro

11-11-2005, 06:50 PM

Wow
1 fluid ounce would equal 2 tablespoons
128 fluid ounces would equal 1 gallon.

I think he would be really dry after the first month, then again he might just pour ice water over his doughnut holder :D

crazybeautiful

11-12-2005, 03:39 PM

WTF !!!! LOL im imagining that 2 gallons :D

war_ner

11-14-2005, 02:08 AM

I feel sorry for him.

Hahahahahaha

Turf

11-14-2005, 05:38 AM

Hahaha!

I like that. :D

StaceyJo

11-14-2005, 06:03 AM

hahahahaha... good one dax!

funny!

axedbydax

11-14-2005, 11:38 AM

thanks Stacey....

MindyBlingBucks

11-14-2005, 12:18 PM

Hahahahahahahaha, oh no! That's funny!

axedbydax

11-14-2005, 04:21 PM

hi mindy....how are you?

CPS Rep

11-14-2005, 07:37 PM

what a total loser?!