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axedbydax
11-30-2005, 04:11 PM
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch. As they read the menu the waitress comes over and asks Clinton, "You ready to order?"

Clinton replies, "Yes, I'd like a quickie." "A quickie?!" the waitress replies.

"Sir, given the current situation of your personal life, I don't think that's a good idea. I'll come back when you're ready to order from the menu."

She walks away. Gore leans over to Clinton and says, "It's pronounced 'Quiche.'"

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FeTiShLaDy
11-30-2005, 05:01 PM
hahaha...good one!
jade12
11-30-2005, 06:24 PM
lol that's an oldie but good one ;o))

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TheLegacy
12-01-2005, 12:04 PM
sweet. love that one
HotMovies_Jason
12-01-2005, 01:27 PM
I just read the same joke somewhere else with a slight variation - instead of clinton/gore it was bush/cheyney

the sad thing is it works well in either case since clinton was such a womanizer and dubya is such a dolt...
Funbrunette
12-01-2005, 02:56 PM
ROFL!!!!!! :D
Turf
12-02-2005, 12:54 AM
He surely needs that Quickie.. :D



Clinton jokes rocksss!
war_ner
12-02-2005, 04:05 AM
What a fucking Perv!! :)