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[jade12]

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[monaro]

I like having blonde woman leaving myself utterly speechless :D

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[Funbrunette]

*falls of chair* :eek:


http://www.romanw.de/gfx/omg.jpg

Where does one sign up?

[Evil Chris]

hahahahaha.... funniest post I've seen all day!!

[jade12]

Originally posted by Evil Chris
hahahahaha.... funniest post I've seen all day!!

I've got another version too lol a bit longer.

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[Funbrunette]

When are the blow up dolls coming out? Those are going to sell like hot cakes! :D

So what's this about pictures? I remember a picture of your face over on the Pond, but nothing about popsicles and boobs! :p

[jade12]

Originally posted by Funbrunette
When are the blow up dolls coming out? Those are going to sell like hot cakes! :D

So what's this about pictures? I remember a picture of your face over on the Pond, but nothing about popsicles and boobs! :p

lmao yeah i remember that, I was shitfaced that night lol ....... you never saw the popsicle thread? damn that thing has well over 2,000 views ..... me eating popsicles half naked lol ....... it's my niche lol ;o))

I'll have to find blowup doll distributer now thanks lmao ;o))

:jade:

[Vid Vicious]

LOL ....


I'd like to see the INFAMOUS popsicle shots ... I haven't begged in awhile

[Funbrunette]

Originally posted by Vid Vicious
LOL ....


I'd like to see the INFAMOUS popsicle shots ... I haven't begged in awhile

Yeah me too! :worthy: hehehehehehhe

[Stephane76]

Originally posted by Vid Vicious
LOL ....


I'd like to see the INFAMOUS popsicle shots ... I haven't begged in awhile

what he Said :D

[Panky]

Somehow I managed to miss the popsicle pics too. We definitely need XNations very own Jade popsicle thread. :D

The blow up doll is a good idea, but what would be really cool is Jade Real Doll.

[jade12]

ok I'll post them later lol ....... listening to tiesto concert atm ..... posted thread too if anyone wants to listen and watch it.

[Vid Vicious]

Originally posted by jade12
ok I'll post them later lol ....... listening to tiesto concert atm ..... posted thread too if anyone wants to listen and watch it.

We'll hold you on that ...