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-=HUNGRYMAN=-
12-25-2002, 05:29 PM
A man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and said, "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

The woman looked puzzled. "Why talk to me?" she asked.

"Because every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere"


:bonk:
mailman
12-25-2002, 06:20 PM
Ha good one :)
cool1
12-25-2002, 09:56 PM
ROTFLMAO!!! :D
XxXotic
12-25-2002, 11:11 PM
lol good one!
Panky
12-25-2002, 11:38 PM
LOL!


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-=HUNGRYMAN=-
12-26-2002, 02:05 AM
Hmmm .... you know .... that might almost work as a pick-up line ...

:rolleyes:
Evil Chris
12-26-2002, 09:41 AM
Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-
Hmmm .... you know .... that might almost work as a pick-up line ...

:rolleyes: If you're going to try it... have a cold compress at the ready for the black eye you'll get! ;)

But great joke... hehehe
luke
12-26-2002, 02:59 PM
That is a pretty funny joke! :D
sherie
12-26-2002, 04:09 PM
LMFAO!!

As far as pick up line is concerned....ummm naah don't think so! Or just don't be standing in an isle with canned goods etc! LOL
-=HUNGRYMAN=-
12-26-2002, 05:10 PM
Originally posted by sherie
LMFAO!!

As far as pick up line is concerned....ummm naah don't think so! Or just don't be standing in an isle with canned goods etc! LOL


Sherie !!
Come talk to me for a couple minutes !!!! :rolleyes: :D
sherie
12-26-2002, 06:25 PM
Just let me grab that can of tomatoe sauce!!:D