View Full Version : Max Cash Caption Contest! an Easy $100 !!
DragonKing
12-29-2002, 08:18 AM
Ok,
We all love caption contests! At least I do and it's Max Cash's Hundred Bucks I'm giving away on thier behalf so here are a few simple rules!
1) Submit all captions here
2) Evil Chris and FB will be the judges
3) "Got Milk" is too easy so forget that one!
4) The most creative and funny wins $100
5) $100 to be paid in person at VBar in Vegas
6) If winner is not attending, PayPal can be arranged.
That's it Start Submitting!
<img src="http://www.cocojo.com/photos/sexy_cow.jpg">
Max Cash Rocks!!
cool1
12-29-2002, 11:16 AM
MOOOOOOOOO!!! What a set of Teats on that little hefer
Vid Vicious
12-29-2002, 12:35 PM
Getting into the Moooo D
Platinum Dave
12-29-2002, 02:23 PM
Hey DK if its MC money, make is $1000, come on!!!
how ya doing bro? Long time no talk....
DragonKing
12-29-2002, 02:37 PM
haha!!
Dave Im doing great man! Can't wait to see you in vegas!
It's actually my hundred, I'm offering it in Max Cash's name cause they're so good to me!
<img src="http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/f/scatter.gif" width="42" height="15">
baddog
12-29-2002, 06:55 PM
are we limited to the number of captions we submit?
Platinum Dave
12-29-2002, 06:57 PM
Be good to talk to you again soon, tell me whats new in DKville
Make sure you stop by one of the Platinum Bucks parties, or come by my booth. I am sure we'll find each other somewhere
baddog
12-29-2002, 06:57 PM
Double your pleasure . . . . Double your fun
baddog
12-29-2002, 07:03 PM
Mooo-ve over Britney, Mooo-ria is mooo-vin in
baddog
12-29-2002, 07:05 PM
Voted top producer at Adohr Dairy Farms 3 years running
baddog
12-29-2002, 07:09 PM
Old McDonald had a farm, ee-I-ee-I-oh
and on this farm he had a cow, and what a cow she was - ee-I-ee-I-oh
baddog
12-29-2002, 07:12 PM
while most operations on the modern dairy farm were now mechanized, Farmer Jones always made sure to personally milk Daisy by hand
Evil Chris
12-29-2002, 08:09 PM
DK.... excellent idea for a contest!
haha... I love caption contests... Some of them so far are pretty good too!
Hey Platinum Dave! How's it going? :cool:
Mister X
12-29-2002, 08:14 PM
There's more of me to love!
Mister X
12-29-2002, 08:16 PM
Aren't you glad I'm not a bull?
Mister X
12-29-2002, 08:18 PM
Dr. Evil's wife was truly shocked to find out the real reason her husband became a genetic engineer.::-|
Socks Manly
12-29-2002, 08:18 PM
"Would you? Y'know..."
Mister X
12-29-2002, 08:20 PM
No matter how hard Farmer Brown tried he could not get Elsie to wear a bra.
im just a sexy cow,wanna lick my udders?
PMGames
12-29-2002, 08:20 PM
Yup.
Your stupid jokes are right, so shut up!
Ma' was daddie's favorite cow in the barn.
He never had pussy so good on those lonely cold nights.
If you think I look funny....go look at Miss Piggy over there flopping her ass in the mud.
CumSensei
12-29-2002, 08:21 PM
I know what you are thinking:
"I wish I had 4 hands"
Mister X
12-29-2002, 08:21 PM
I'm feeling a little horny. Wanna see what's under my tail?
Hashishan
12-29-2002, 08:22 PM
"Michael Jackson spends another 100 million dollars on cosmetic surgery."
Mister X
12-29-2002, 08:23 PM
I wanted to get my nipples pierced but that might cause a problem with the milking machine.
CumSensei
12-29-2002, 08:24 PM
"This vodka makes me see doubble"
Mister X
12-29-2002, 08:25 PM
Once you go black and white you'll never go back!
Mister X
12-29-2002, 08:27 PM
The real reason that hillbillies look like they do.
Mister X
12-29-2002, 08:29 PM
Why doesn't Farmer Brown milk the other cows 12 times a day?
Mister X
12-29-2002, 08:31 PM
I hope this doesn't mean I'll have quadrulets when calving season comes!
Mister X
12-29-2002, 08:33 PM
Remember that story about how Shania Twain used udder balm to keep her skin looking young? Now you know why she hasn't released an album lately!
schilli
12-29-2002, 08:50 PM
"nothing like slipping into a warm jersey on a cold night"
baddog
12-29-2002, 09:14 PM
wild thing, I think you Mooo-ve me
DragonKing
12-29-2002, 09:25 PM
Oh man! this is gonna be tough, some funny ones!!
Evil, I hope you and FB are keeping track!
<img src="http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/_950/fart.gif" width="53" height="26">
Masters
12-29-2002, 09:44 PM
oh boy, what a head of cattle that was :love: :respect:
Keep on Rockin'
schilli
12-29-2002, 09:46 PM
"Dairy Queen"
schilli
12-29-2002, 09:53 PM
"if I eat her -- am I still a vegetarian?"
poppy
12-29-2002, 10:51 PM
"Hey there sweetie, I am from the Island of Dr. Mooreau."
Mister X
12-29-2002, 11:27 PM
Welcome to a kinder, gentler dairy farm.
Mister X
12-29-2002, 11:32 PM
Dr. Evil was terribly disappointed to find out that his new cowgirl did not produce beer instead of milk. She did however cause cream production to rise dramatically in Cletus the farmhand.
Masters
12-29-2002, 11:41 PM
GIVE HEAD! Cattle head that is :-)
Keep on Rockin'
schilli
12-30-2002, 12:04 AM
"if you milk it -- they will cum"
StuartD
12-30-2002, 12:05 AM
It's a good thing I've got 4 nipples cause my baby has 4 stomachs!
Masters
12-30-2002, 01:46 AM
Fucking bulls isn't all what it's cracked up to be!
Keep on Rockin'
Masters
12-30-2002, 01:47 AM
So now that you dared me, am I still a cow-ard?
Keep on Rockin'
Masters
12-30-2002, 01:52 AM
Hello, I'm the new Gateway spokesperson!
Keep on Rockin'
StuartD
12-30-2002, 02:32 AM
Wear a condom - Help Fight Mad Cow Desease!
StuartD
12-30-2002, 02:33 AM
Screw the milking machine... I'm doing this one by hand!!
StuartD
12-30-2002, 02:35 AM
HOLY COW!!!
StuartD
12-30-2002, 02:36 AM
Bestiality never looked so good.
StuartD
12-30-2002, 02:38 AM
"The best part is when the highschool boys come around at night and tip me over."
Magnus3x
12-30-2002, 03:06 AM
"I love hairy cow pie"
"I'm rare"
"Milk and cookie"
baddog
12-30-2002, 01:19 PM
Dude, you really want a Dell?
baddog
12-30-2002, 01:20 PM
Care to try my rump roast?
baddog
12-30-2002, 01:21 PM
you have had tri tip, now try quad tit
Mister X
12-30-2002, 01:21 PM
A genetics experiment gone horribly right.
Mister X
12-30-2002, 01:23 PM
Dr. Evil was terribly disappointed in his new creation. He was trying for 4 tits and only got 2 tits and 4 nipples.
Mister X
12-30-2002, 01:24 PM
You must be psychic! How did you know my daddy was a farmer?
DragonKing
12-30-2002, 03:51 PM
Contest end tonight! Evil and Fb will pick a winner tomorrow!
Woohoo~
Great ones so far!!
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mi so ho knee
Mister X
12-30-2002, 11:46 PM
I lay for hay!
Mister X
12-30-2002, 11:48 PM
I wish that monkey would come down here and feed me his banana.
Mister X
12-30-2002, 11:51 PM
farmer Brown wants to start an artificial insemination program but I told him no effin way! Old fashioned cowgirls like me prefer to get their cream from a bull.
-=HUNGRYMAN=-
12-31-2002, 01:05 AM
RULE #7
"All you fuckers that rubbed one out to the cow pic are automatically disqualified, on the grounds of that being just WRONG !!!" :(
-=HUNGRYMAN=-
12-31-2002, 01:14 AM
"Windows ME was worse than being artificially inseminated ... Trust me, I know ..."
-=HUNGRYMAN=-
12-31-2002, 01:16 AM
"... speaking of a LOAD OF BULL - I could go for one right now !!" =)P
-=HUNGRYMAN=-
12-31-2002, 01:20 AM
"Can you imagine ...... How much I love you ...... Moo moo moo moo ...."
(HP Sauce commercial ?!?) :rolleyes:
Funbrunette
12-31-2002, 09:54 AM
Some of those are too funny...lol :D
Mister X
12-31-2002, 01:31 PM
Didlidi. Dumdedum. Waiting to hear who won.
:D
Funbrunette
12-31-2002, 01:55 PM
Originally posted by Mister X
I lay for hay!
Woohoooo! Congrats Mister X you're the weiner...oops! Winner! Big thanks to DK for this fun contest you rock! :worthy:
Mister X
12-31-2002, 02:05 PM
Originally posted by Funbrunette
Woohoooo! Congrats Mister X you're the weiner...oops! Winner! Big thanks to DK for this fun contest you rock! :worthy: ::-| I'm a weiner? ::-|
I never weined anything before. ::-|
Are you sure StuartD isn't the weiner? :D
Evil Chris
12-31-2002, 02:34 PM
Stop complaining.... you just won $100 bucks! :D
Mister X
12-31-2002, 02:44 PM
Originally posted by Evil Chris
Stop complaining.... you just won $100 bucks! :D I wasn't complaining. I LIKE being a weiner! :D
Mister X
12-31-2002, 02:46 PM
Hey! If it's in USD then I actually won $150 bucks. ::-|
Damn I love exchange rates. :D
Funbrunette
12-31-2002, 08:16 PM
You're MY weiner...LMAO!!!! :D
StuartD
12-31-2002, 08:23 PM
Originally posted by Mister X
Are you sure StuartD isn't the weiner? :D
I second this :D
Congrats dude!!! $100 is nice... you buyin us drinks in Vegas? ;)
Funbrunette
12-31-2002, 08:27 PM
CUTE!
Mister X
12-31-2002, 09:32 PM
Hahaha. Cute pic. I'm glad to be Steph's weiner any time. :D
Mister X
12-31-2002, 09:34 PM
Originally posted by StuartD
I second this :D
Congrats dude!!! $100 is nice... you buyin us drinks in Vegas? ;) Well I surely would buy you a drink or 3 if I was gonna be there... but I won't be. :(
But at least I'll be getting $100 bucks in my paypal account, hehe. :D
DragonKing
12-31-2002, 11:46 PM
Hey Mr>X Congrats bro!
Send me your paypal addy!
dk@maxcash.com
woohoo
Mister X
01-01-2003, 12:41 AM
Originally posted by DragonKing
Hey Mr>X Congrats bro!
Send me your paypal addy!
dk@maxcash.com
woohoo Done! Thanks for the cash. Definitely makes a good start to the New Year. :D
-=HUNGRYMAN=-
01-01-2003, 06:42 AM
Originally posted by Funbrunette
You're MY weiner...LMAO!!!! :D
I guess I've been replaced ... :(
oh ... BTW ... CONGRATS X !!
Funbrunette
01-01-2003, 10:51 AM
Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-
I guess I've been replaced ... :(
oh ... BTW ... CONGRATS X !!
I would never replace you hun! I've got a big heart and room for everyone! :D
XxXotic
01-01-2003, 01:24 PM
Originally posted by DragonKing
<img src="http://www.cocojo.com/photos/sexy_cow.jpg">
if you've seen meet the parents...
"I have teets Greg... could you milk me?"
Masters
01-02-2003, 10:57 AM
CoNgRaTs- that slogan is a sure winner...
Happy New Year to all...
Keep on Rockin'
UkGuru
01-02-2003, 02:18 PM
"Uk report shows new finding's in Mad Cows Disease,"
Farmers Qoute"Its the all in what we feed em you know"
Governments qoute " It's Now Real safe to EAT British Beef.."
"French are now buying in bulk all blockades lifted"
twinkley
01-02-2003, 04:46 PM
They said the implants wouldnt have any affect in production, but the farmers all noticed a slightly salty taste to Bessy's milk now....
twinkley
twinkley
01-02-2003, 04:47 PM
OR...
"To boost sales, Gateway has decided to bring on a sexier, saucier spokescow"
twinkley
Mister X
01-02-2003, 05:11 PM
Haha! Couple of very good ones there. I'm glad the contest is already over or i would have lost for sure! Salty milk... hehehe. :D
twinkley
01-03-2003, 11:06 AM
hehehehehehe i didnt see it was over till after i posted those hahaha
I love caption contests!
twinkley
I think you have milked this contest for all it's worth!
What did the cow say to the farmer?
Moooove over your standing on my....
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