Some Little Known Chuck Norris Facts

[TheLegacy]

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

Top Ten Chuck Norris Facts

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Chuck Norris' blood type is AK+. Ass-Kicking Positive. It is compatible only with heavy construction equipment, tanks, and fighter jets.

Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Noris took my viginity.....then gave it back...only to take it again

[MorganGrayson]

:rofl:

Thank you for that, Legacy. That brightened my day. :)

[TheLegacy]

Originally posted by MorganGrayson
:rofl:

Thank you for that, Legacy. That brightened my day. :)

I am honored that it did.. :blush:

[StaceyJo]

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

hmmmm, that is interesting...lol...

funny facts...

[pf69.com]

this one is awesome!!!

[Gruntled]

I like the second page best.

my favorite has to be:

Chuck Norris does not "tea-bag" the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

:bonk:

[MorganGrayson]

Originally posted by TheLegacy
I am honored that it did.. :blush:

:love:

Since we have now exchanged blushes (I blushed when I read your blush, so-to-speak) I now feel as if it is time to begin addressing you as "Robert." :)

Occasionally, I may even address you as "O Sexy One." :love:

[war_ner]

Chuck Norris thread rocks! lol

[IFRvideo]

Legacy never answered my post on ynot!

Here's the post.

http://www.ynot.com/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=86535&highlight=chuck+norris

I sent him a long letter as well - no answer.

I sent him my number, he doesn't call.

He must not like me. Oh well, I'll move on.

You make icons that are very cute though.

How much do they cost?

[MorganGrayson]

Originally posted by IFRvideo
Legacy never answered my post on ynot!

Here's the post.

http://www.ynot.com/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=86535&highlight=chuck+norris

I sent him a long letter as well - no answer.

I sent him my number, he doesn't call.

He must not like me. Oh well, I'll move on.

You make icons that are very cute though.

How much do they cost?

I'm afraid that I am culpable. You must have attempted to contact Robert while I had him tied to the bed with silken scarves. :blush:

[TheLegacy]

Originally posted by MorganGrayson
I'm afraid that I am culpable. You must have attempted to contact Robert while I had him tied to the bed with silken scarves. :blush: \

that was a great night wasnt it? :blush:

[MorganGrayson]

Originally posted by TheLegacy
\

that was a great night wasnt it? :blush:

Never has a woman been so deliberately satisfied. You are...you are...oh, Robert, my darling, you are ALL men to me! :love:

I had to finally tie him down as I feared he would do himself an injury by his fierce, successful and varied gratifications. Such imagination! Such skill!

Even the neighbors were impressed by my screams of joy. They sent fruit baskets. :)

[TheLegacy]

Originally posted by MorganGrayson
Never has a woman been so deliberately satisfied. You are...you are...oh, Robert, my darling, you are ALL men to me! :love:

I had to finally tie him down as I feared he would do himself an injury by his fierce, successful and varied gratifications. Such imagination! Such skill!

Even the neighbors were impressed by my screams of joy. They sent fruit baskets. :)

LOL.. yes it was so good that even the neighbors were having a cigarette afterwards

[MorganGrayson]

Originally posted by TheLegacy
LOL.. yes it was so good that even the neighbors were having a cigarette afterwards

:rofl:

Even the ones that didn't originally smoke lit up! :smoker:

[Funbrunette]

Ok...You all know I HAVE No pateince for DRAMA! So with all do respects IFRvideo Don't get me angry too early on a Monday AM!

;)