Darin
01-02-2003, 01:02 AM
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in
and asks the barman, "Hey, isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over
there?"
The barman says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you
guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III."
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 40 million Iraqis this time and
one blonde with big tits."
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big
tits?"
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smart
ass! I told you no one would worry about the 40 million Iraqis!"
and asks the barman, "Hey, isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over
there?"
The barman says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you
guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III."
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 40 million Iraqis this time and
one blonde with big tits."
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big
tits?"
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smart
ass! I told you no one would worry about the 40 million Iraqis!"