Tell me about yourself....

[Funbrunette]

Ok, so we know a few things about each other, but I want the dirt...lol

Tell us where you're from and how old you are and anything else we may find amusing! Don't be shy! :cool:

What is said on xnations stays on xnations...;)

I'll start I'm 26 (oh so close to 27, but I'm holding on as long as I can) and I was born in Montreal. Lived in the US for about 5 years when I was younger!

A funny fact: I am extremely petrified of sharks (stupid I know..lol) My trip to mexico was one of the first time I was brave enough (or drunk) enough to go into the ocean!

ok, who's nest?!?

[Tafkap]

Ok, here we go... the Whole Tafkap's story :

I'm 31, born in Antibes (by the French Riviera in France). I live and work in Paris now (city of lust and luv).

Lived in Chicago 4 a year and half during my studies.

Some of u may know that my Hero is Prince (who i've met). U can notice it in my avatar.

Something else... euhhhhh... i love licking Pussies!!!!!:D

[Shann]

I just turned 31, I was born and have lived in Toronto forever, i love it here.

I love to travel, Nassau is my favorite destination. I was there about a month ago, i too have shark anxiety! lol I still go in the ocean, but after about 10 minuetes i FEAK out and sit back on the beach. The more drunk you get, the less you worry however! :sunshine:

I work from home, which is making me agorophobic! ROFL I'm taking golf lessons, I have an 11 yr old daughter, I bought a new bike and i LOVE it and i'm riding as much as possible......

I work for www.ademia.com leasing streaming content (as low as $99 <<-------- yea yea small spam! LOL) and www.pornmegabucks.com 60% recurring and credit on ALL processors.

And that's enough info right now! ;)


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[Ronaldo]

I'm...oh Christ...34. Been married for...for the love of God...12 years.

Born in Toronto. Raised in Winnipeg. Moved to Brandon to raise a family.

Have 2 beautiful kids Cory 5, just started school and Kryslyn 3.

Was working successfully at home until my neighbor's son-in-law said he needed some help at the office. I figured it would be a part time gig, and I'm always willing to help out a friend, but here I am about a year later still peddling stuff for Xamo.

Still work at home too. VERY long hours. The wife's complaining about the hours. Not about the money :) She just left her job after 8 years as a child care worker to go back to school to become a nurse.

Likes-Hockey, history, funny people and obviously porn. Oh, and waking up Christmas morning with kids. OK, OK, waking the kids up at 5 am Christmas morning.

Dislikes-Obnoxious and/or ignorant people, sports salaries, CURLING and poor customer service.

So much to say, so little time. The story of my life.

To know more, don't feel shy, hit me up on ICQ-147353891. I've left out the racier details of my life for private chat only. :)

Ron

P.S. Great board EC & FB. I'm just busting your balls over the Leafs :)

[Evil Chris]

Originally posted by Ronaldo
P.S. Great board EC & FB. I'm just busting your balls over the Leafs :)

Face it Ron... you're a closet Leaf fan... :D

[luke]

I'm 23. I've always lived in New Orleans. I've been working for Hi-Rise Entertainment since I was a 19 year old raver punk. I started off just scanning pictures and nearly got fired twice and then I straightened up and now I'm the Production Manager. We do a ton of different things, a lot of amateurs sites, avs work, http://www.superpics.com (free and paid hosted content), http://www.ambucks.com. Contact me and I can hook you with with a better % payout for Ambucks if your interested.

We just launched a new avs, SitePass, with two other people. Jim from Pornmegabucks and Jeff, the programmer. I'm the Director of Operations for SitePass and working hard to get it off the ground.

Other than working all the damn time, I don't get to do too much. Spend time with my daughted. Play in a dart league every week, and drink when I can. Anyone care for a Crown and Water??? :D

[Rox]

I'm probably the old woman thusfar... 40, married for nearly 7 years to a guy who's only 31 (yes, I'm a cradle-robber!). I was born in Connecticut, but have been living in Southern California for most of the past 28 years or so. Since 1995 I've lived in "the Valley," just down the street from all the major movie studios, and have worked for one of them (though never in Production, thank the gods!) for six of the past seven years, first in Post-Production (as an executive secretary; a job I will kill myself before ever taking again) and for the past almost 3 years, as a producer/media developer in the online division.

I started my "porn career" in 1996 or so, while still a secretary, because I'd learned HTML and happened to have a friend who was a porn star. I built her a site and leased someone else's content for my members area and hardly made a dime for a couple of years. She retired, so there was really no new content to be had, and in a cataclysm in early '98, my host had a server crash and lost the entire site including every bit (byte?) of the content we'd scanned/gathered/created. As a double-whammy, when I tried to restore the backups on disk that I had, everything came back... except the hardcore content! :bonk:

So, I tossed up a one-page "we're upgrading" page that sat there for about 8 months. By that time, I'd gotten fed up with being a secretary, and quit my job - vowing to never spend another day as "somebody's girl" unless under the threat of death. Instead, I went to school to become a Certified Network Administrator (another job that's on the list just below "jamming red-hot pokers into my ass"). It took me longer than it would normally have, because 4 weeks before the course was to end, I got so sick I needed surgery; and ended up having to finish a few months later when I'd recovered sufficiently to go back to school. I did get certified in NT & NetWare, and upon graduation, was recruited to the Online division of the studio to build websites -- which I'd already been doing long before I went to geek school!

During school and my recuperation, I met Kimmykim on the boards of a mainstream site, and she introduced me to Netpond and the other webmaster resources, and I signed up with some sponsors, built a few freesites and became a full-time pornographer. My porn sites were listed on my resume as examples of my web work, and when I went in for the interview at the studio, I made a point to ask whether my continued involvement in the adult industry would be an issue. If it was, I was prepared to tell them to piss off, because I'm not good at pretending I'm someone I'm not; and I certainly wasn't going to give up adult!

I've met lots of people at conventions, parties and whatnot, and although my job and family duties have kept me from building any more sites, the ones I have still make a little bit of money for me. No matter what though, I think I'll always be involved in the porn biz because it's where my true loyalties lie. The webmasters are some of the best people I've ever had the pleasure of hanging out with, and their knowledge and wisdom is addictive! I'm a knowledge junkie, btw.

Weird/Interesting factoids:

I was in a rock band in the 80s
I was on "Win Ben Stein's Money" -- but didn't
Dee Snider is my hero (http://cyber-goddess.com/smf/whydee.htm) <<-- that's a link
I haven't had a lover my own age or older since I was 23
I've met all sorts of stars: film, tv & porn
I was a paid extra in one (forgettable) film and a Nickelodeon tv show
I remember having to set up an 8mm projector to watch "stag films" (my dad's)
A bisexual tv star was the first and only girl-kiss I've experienced (she accosted me!) -- it did nothing for me (I like the cock!)
I once had sex with a guy whose dick was as big as my forearm (ouch!)
I'm a Gemini, and I talk too much! :bonk:


The place looks great, btw! Lots of love to EvilChris and the lovely Funbrunette... excellent job!

[XxXotic]

In the off chance any gives a rats ass my name, like damn near every other person on the planet is Chris :) 27 years old will be 28 in January

Been doin this biz a little over a year, have been DJ'ing (clubs and raves) since I was 13 (got my first residency at a club when I was 13) When I'm not doing this I manage a shitty restaurant :D

Grew up in philly/jersey spent the 1st 22 years of my life there then I packed my shit and headed south, god knows why to New Orleans. Lived in NOLA for almost 2 years when my now ex girlfriend/fiancee/psycho bitch convinced me to move to Baton Rouge (louisiana's fine state capitol :rolleyes: ) and have remained in this crappy frat boy filled town for almost 5 years now. Yes I'm ready to leave! Should have never left new orleans :bonk:

Not married, no kids no immediate plans for any either. I spend most of my time working, anywhere from 12-20 hours a day building my empire. Have a pretty nice Webmaster Resource site, a few AVS's, Some TGP's, a Dialer and working on setting up a freehost and possibly some paysites very soon. I do SE optimization on the side as well as sell advertising for a few other sites (BBS's and stuff) A few other side projects I have goin with people that we may or may not launch as well.

Have a cat, named Olivia, I call her manoo (mah-new) she's a lap-whore so where ever "daddy" goes my little girl is there in my lap (if I'm home, I'm not one of those weirdo's who walks their cat or anything) Also have a 30 gall aquarium (forgive me canadians for not using litre's) a few redtail sharks, couple species of guaranos and some catfish.

5 tattoo's still have 2 piercings used to have a bunch more but the whole "day job" thing had other idea's for those so they're now gone. Thinking about going back to school finishing out my degree but we'll see how that goes. Hopefully won't be too long :nuts:

[Funbrunette]

Woooohoooo! This is great! Keep it coming! :rainbow: