Jenny
01-08-2003, 04:57 AM
That is so funny:
A conversation between George W. Bush and his National Security
Advisor, Mr. Condoleeza Rice:
GEORGE: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
GEORGE: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
GEORGE: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
GEORGE: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
GEORGE: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
GEORGE: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
GEORGE: You know, the new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
GEORGE: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
GEORGE: Now whaddya' asking me for? I thought you had the report.
Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.
GEORGE: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
GEORGE: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader
of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
GEORGE: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
GEORGE: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
GEORGE: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
GEORGE: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
GEORGE: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
GEORGE: Oh, No thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
GEORGE: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
GEORGE: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
GEORGE: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
GEORGE: Milk! And, will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
GEORGE: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
GEORGE: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
GEORGE: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
GEORGE: Rice? Sure - why not! Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too.
Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle
East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
A conversation between George W. Bush and his National Security
Advisor, Mr. Condoleeza Rice:
GEORGE: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
GEORGE: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
GEORGE: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
GEORGE: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
GEORGE: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
GEORGE: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
GEORGE: You know, the new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
GEORGE: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
GEORGE: Now whaddya' asking me for? I thought you had the report.
Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.
GEORGE: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
GEORGE: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader
of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
GEORGE: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
GEORGE: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
GEORGE: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
GEORGE: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
GEORGE: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
GEORGE: Oh, No thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
GEORGE: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
GEORGE: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
GEORGE: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
GEORGE: Milk! And, will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
GEORGE: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
GEORGE: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
GEORGE: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
GEORGE: Rice? Sure - why not! Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too.
Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle
East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?