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Vid Vicious
03-14-2006, 09:47 AM
Got a big weekend coming up. A couple of girls have asked me to keep sat. and sun. open for a wild threesome weekend.. With all this talk of cleansing and wieght training .. I am starting to feel a bit sluggish ..

What do you people do to prepare yourself for a sex marathon ? ... I wonder if goin to the gym woiuld be a little too late... As I'll probably be in Pain by the weekend from working out too much ... Really I just need to bring up my tolorence level .. to say that of a 10 year old choir boy

Evil Chris
03-14-2006, 10:28 AM
Be like Rocky. Break half a dozen raw eggs into a big glass and down the whole thing.

Sin
03-14-2006, 03:29 PM
I've got a big weekend coming up too! :) I'll share the details after :)

Trev
03-14-2006, 03:30 PM
Originally posted by Sin
I've got a big weekend coming up too! :) I'll share the details after :) You can't do that, at least give us a hint :)

Sin
03-14-2006, 03:42 PM
Well, I hear there's toilet paper involved... :)

Stephane76
03-14-2006, 03:42 PM
i say masturbate the day before and you'll be fine !

Trev
03-14-2006, 03:44 PM
Originally posted by Sin
Well, I hear there's toilet paper involved... :) Damn!!! I hate being on the wrong continent :(


;)

Sin
03-14-2006, 04:02 PM
NEWTON!!!!!!!!

I think Trev wants you to tie him up in toilet paper & do naughty things to him ;) :yowsa:

Trev
03-14-2006, 04:05 PM
Originally posted by Sin
NEWTON!!!!!!!!

I think Trev wants you to tie him up in toilet paper & do naughty things to him ;) Erm no... he's a nice guy but he's not my type... in fact anyone with danglies isn't my type ;)

Sin
03-14-2006, 04:06 PM
Nice backtracking! Its okay though, you can tell us how you really feel :)

Trev
03-14-2006, 04:08 PM
Originally posted by Sin
Nice backtracking! Its okay though, you can tell us how you really feel :) I'm going back to work... you're nasty lol ;)

Sin
03-14-2006, 04:11 PM
Awwww, I'm just playful. :) I'm really happy right now. And hyper. (not sure why) I also have a headache.

Newton
03-14-2006, 04:12 PM
He can dream :)

Working out harder may actually hinder your performance, so light meals and plenty of water will keep you hydrated. Enjoy the love fest :)

Trev
03-14-2006, 04:13 PM
Originally posted by Sin
Awwww, I'm just playful. :) I'm really happy right now. And hyper. (not sure why) I also have a headache. Hyper and a headache... have you been eating chocolate?

Newton
03-14-2006, 04:14 PM
Originally posted by Sin
Awwww, I'm just playful. :) I'm really happy right now. And hyper. (not sure why) I also have a headache.

You need some protein enriched drink :)

Trev
03-14-2006, 04:15 PM
Originally posted by Newton
He can dream :) "He" won't be doing any dreaming about anything like that mate

Newton
03-14-2006, 04:16 PM
See I knew you weren't into scat lol

Sin
03-14-2006, 04:16 PM
Originally posted by Newton
You need some protein enriched drink :)

Yes, yes I certainly do... have anything at hand? ;)

Sin
03-14-2006, 04:17 PM
Originally posted by Trev
Hyper and a headache... have you been eating chocolate?

It has actually been proven that chocolate helps prevent headaches, so no. Although its a good recommendation, I just don't have any chocolate here right now

Newton
03-14-2006, 04:20 PM
I could always whip you up a nice zinc enriched smoothie :)

Sin
03-14-2006, 04:20 PM
Sounds excellent!

MorganGrayson
03-14-2006, 04:22 PM
Sin...a "headache cure" given to me by a tech who was giving me an EEG at the time, who'd been through the whole bit for migraines, said a nurse told *her* to go have a cup of coffee and a couple of aspirin. It's a killer knockout combo for headache relief. I've used it...in fact, just a cup of coffee helps me.

Vid...Newton gave you good advice. Eat light, but healthy, and keep yourself hydrated. Drink lots of fluids, but nothing carbonated. (Gas can be...er...awkward...under your "weekend plans." Unless, of course, the ladies have excellent senses of humor...something which is to be hoped anyway, of course.) :)

Trev
03-14-2006, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by Sin
It has actually been proven that chocolate helps prevent headaches, so no. Although its a good recommendation, I just don't have any chocolate here right now Strange because chocolate gives me migrains :(

Sin
03-14-2006, 04:24 PM
I've heard orgasms help headaches too actually... lol

Sin
03-14-2006, 04:26 PM
Originally posted by MorganGrayson
Sin...a "headache cure" given to me by a tech who was giving me an EEG at the time, who'd been through the whole bit for migraines, said a nurse told *her* to go have a cup of coffee and a couple of aspirin. It's a killer knockout combo for headache relief. I've used it...in fact, just a cup of coffee helps me.

I am lucky enough (at least I think so) to have only encountered one full on migraine in my life, I hope I never have to experience anything like it again, my eyes were so sensitive to the light, that I could tell when someone flicked a light on even while I had my eyes closed, and it still made me flinch... it truly sucked.

Completely debilitating, and I have no idea what caused it at the time.... coffee eh? I shall remember that

Funbrunette
03-14-2006, 04:31 PM
Originally posted by Sin
I am lucky enough (at least I think so) to have only encountered one full on migraine in my life, I hope I never have to experience anything like it again, my eyes were so sensitive to the light, that I could tell when someone flicked a light on even while I had my eyes closed, and it still made me flinch... it truly sucked.

Completely debilitating, and I have no idea what caused it at the time.... coffee eh? I shall remember that

Migraines are EXTREMELY painful...I have to take Imitrex, it's the only that helps! :( Wouldn't wish a migraine on my worst enemy...

Trev
03-14-2006, 04:40 PM
Originally posted by Funbrunette
Migraines are EXTREMELY painful...I have to take Imitrex, it's the only that helps! :( Wouldn't wish a migraine on my worst enemy... Migraines are the stuff of nightmares, zomig is the only thing that seems to work for me, I still have to head off to bed and curl up though... :(

MorganGrayson
03-14-2006, 06:25 PM
Migraines are indeed the worst of the worst. I get them. I've had them last for as long as three days. After a while - when I consider then reject putting the throbbing head in the oven - it just gets to be a part of me. I can only lay quietly in the dark for so long before saying "oh, fuck this" and getting up and going back to life.

That and the care and concern of four cats and a small dog are a bit much. I can hardly yell at them or push them away. They always know when something's wrong.

Trev
03-14-2006, 07:21 PM
Originally posted by MorganGrayson
Migraines are indeed the worst of the worst. I get them. I've had them last for as long as three days. After a while - when I consider then reject putting the throbbing head in the oven - it just gets to be a part of me. I can only lay quietly in the dark for so long before saying "oh, fuck this" and getting up and going back to life.

That and the care and concern of four cats and a small dog are a bit much. I can hardly yell at them or push them away. They always know when something's wrong. Wow that's extreme, the only time I've had a migraine last more than 3 days was when I was about 11... my gp thought it was meningitis and I was hospitalised. One lumbar puncture and two days later I was told I was having a massive migraine attack. it didn't stop it lasting 4 going on 5 days though... it was due to the fact my mother and father were divorcing... so that's chocolate and stress - oh and cheese that give me head hell. :(

Vid Vicious
03-14-2006, 09:06 PM
Originally posted by Newton
He can dream :)

Working out harder may actually hinder your performance, so light meals and plenty of water will keep you hydrated. Enjoy the love fest :)

Thanks .. I think being lazy all week is the best way to go too .. LOL




Can someone say THREAD HIGHJACK

war_ner
03-14-2006, 09:28 PM
Don't forget to jerk off minutes before the session starts. Good luck. :)

Panky
03-14-2006, 10:16 PM
Originally posted by Vid Vicious
to say that of a 10 year old choir boy
:what: Are you planning on taking it up the ass?


:nyanya:

Sin
03-15-2006, 12:18 AM
Originally posted by Vid Vicious
Can someone say THREAD HIGHJACK

*splitting a gut laughing over here*

I am SO sorry Vid, truly I am, although at the same time I can't help but think you should feel somewhat honored, in an odd way.

It is RARE (in fact this is the first time that I can recall) that a thread I post in, comes OFF the topic of sex. Interesting indeed, if I may say so... lol

Vid Vicious
03-15-2006, 12:07 PM
LOL .. No worries ...

MorganGrayson
03-15-2006, 03:17 PM
Originally posted by Trev
Strange because chocolate gives me migrains :(

Sorry, Vid...hijack doth continue, I meant to comment on this.... :)

Trev...chocolate gives a lot of people migraines. It's one of the standard "triggers" to look for. With some people, certain foods trigger migraines. With others, the caffiene in the chocolate, as well as I'm sure the emotional and psychological boost chocolate gives, eases the pain.

One can go into massive "headache treatment studies," suffer through them all, and come out with "we have no idea why you have headaches." I did that long ago. I had every test known to science at the time - some of which were downright unpleasant, too - and the end result was a shoulder shrug by the doctor. I had a massive list of things I *didn't* have (which was comforting) but they didn't find one reason for me to be having such horrific headaches. And of course, since they found no cause, they found no cure.

Luckily, the headaches are sporadic, so the last thing I need is another daily medication "just in case." I've got quite enough of those, thank you very much. I figure that when they hit, I gather my coping skills together and carry on.

Oddly - and this is documented - Chihuahuas are among the breeds of dogs that know when something bad is either about to happen or happening. I had one of my seizures not too long ago and Dingo came firing over to monitor me. (My seizures are very quiet and triggered by anxiety attacks. I don't lose consciousness and I can hear, but I can't move, see or speak. If I don't topple out of my chair, one would think I'd fallen asleep.) For a long time afterward, Dingo sat peering intently into my eyes as if she could see something inside me. She knows when I have a headache, too, or if my pain level is high. She rockets up into my lap and does the "intent stare" thing.

They've trained dogs to be companions to epileptics, because the dogs get the warning signal and can guide the epileptic to a safe place to have a seizure.

Dogs also can sense the "aura" and all the preliminary bullshit that happens with migraines.

So can cats, but unfortunately, what cats do to an "injury" is lick it. Few things are more horrible than having a migraine and a well-meaning cat on your head licking your hair. Mattie does that and so does Del. They hold my head down with two firm paws (and claws) and lick until I want to die. But...as they say...Love Hurts. :)

I now return you to lots of happy sex talk.... :)

Trev
03-15-2006, 06:16 PM
Originally posted by MorganGrayson
Sorry, Vid...hijack doth continue, I meant to comment on this.... :)

Trev...chocolate gives a lot of people migraines. It's one of the standard "triggers" to look for. With some people, certain foods trigger migraines. With others, the caffiene in the chocolate, as well as I'm sure the emotional and psychological boost chocolate gives, eases the pain.

One can go into massive "headache treatment studies," suffer through them all, and come out with "we have no idea why you have headaches." I did that long ago. I had every test known to science at the time - some of which were downright unpleasant, too - and the end result was a shoulder shrug by the doctor. I had a massive list of things I *didn't* have (which was comforting) but they didn't find one reason for me to be having such horrific headaches. And of course, since they found no cause, they found no cure.

Luckily, the headaches are sporadic, so the last thing I need is another daily medication "just in case." I've got quite enough of those, thank you very much. I figure that when they hit, I gather my coping skills together and carry on.

Oddly - and this is documented - Chihuahuas are among the breeds of dogs that know when something bad is either about to happen or happening. I had one of my seizures not too long ago and Dingo came firing over to monitor me. (My seizures are very quiet and triggered by anxiety attacks. I don't lose consciousness and I can hear, but I can't move, see or speak. If I don't topple out of my chair, one would think I'd fallen asleep.) For a long time afterward, Dingo sat peering intently into my eyes as if she could see something inside me. She knows when I have a headache, too, or if my pain level is high. She rockets up into my lap and does the "intent stare" thing.

They've trained dogs to be companions to epileptics, because the dogs get the warning signal and can guide the epileptic to a safe place to have a seizure.

Dogs also can sense the "aura" and all the preliminary bullshit that happens with migraines.

So can cats, but unfortunately, what cats do to an "injury" is lick it. Few things are more horrible than having a migraine and a well-meaning cat on your head licking your hair. Mattie does that and so does Del. They hold my head down with two firm paws (and claws) and lick until I want to die. But...as they say...Love Hurts. :)

I now return you to lots of happy sex talk.... :) Those cats must have felt like someone hitting your head with an industrial floor sander!!! You're so right about food triggers though (like I expected anything less lol ;) ) cheese is another of mine as is stress. My wife loves to drink wine but I found this was another head hell trigger, weird thing is I can drink beer and spirits in excess and not suffer with a migraine, but give me a glass or two of wine I'll be in hell the next day... as has been said before - I wouldn't wish a migraine on anyone... no matter how much I disliked them.

Trev
03-15-2006, 06:18 PM
Oh and sorry for being part of the thread hijack lol ;)

MorganGrayson
03-15-2006, 07:32 PM
Originally posted by Trev
Those cats must have felt like someone hitting your head with an industrial floor sander!!! You're so right about food triggers though (like I expected anything less lol ;) ) cheese is another of mine as is stress. My wife loves to drink wine but I found this was another head hell trigger, weird thing is I can drink beer and spirits in excess and not suffer with a migraine, but give me a glass or two of wine I'll be in hell the next day... as has been said before - I wouldn't wish a migraine on anyone... no matter how much I disliked them.

http://www.porn-sex-adult-xxx.com/smilies/blush2.gif
You're a sweetie.

I have a *big* problem with red wine. It gives me an immediate headache. It doesn't even have the decency to wait until the next day. Two or three sips into a glass...and whammo.... White wine doesn't do it and neither does "blush," but red...yikes. The sad part is I adore red wine...cabernet, merlot, pinot noir...but they're just not drinkable.

So what does my husband's college Learning Team give him to thank him for doing all the work on a project? Two bottles of wine: one cabernet, one pinot noir. Good bottles, too. (It was one of those "everybody in the group gets the same grade" projects, and my husband guards his 4.0 average like a maniac...the whole "Learning Team" system at this university SUCKS. He works for the university, and hence gets free tuition, in case anyone was wondering why he's even involved with this bunch of idiots.)

Boy, when we hijack a thread, it is royally and soundly hijacked. :)

Sin
03-15-2006, 08:17 PM
Funnily enough when I am part of a thread hijacking, it is to turn a thread sexual, not take a sexual thread & unsex it... lol