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[Vid Vicious]

never piss in the wind

[Vid Vicious]

don't tug on supermans cape

[Vid Vicious]

Don't pull off the lone rangers mask (skin problem)

[Vid Vicious]

the time honored " A friend with weed is a friend indeed"

[Darin]

--Darinism
I expect nothing. I deserve everything I get.

[Vid Vicious]

Fuck Darin get to work!

[Jak]

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world:
the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
                     - George Bernard Shaw 1856-1950: Man and Superman (1903)



Jak

[Jak]

There are two types of people--those who come into a room and say, 'Well, here I am!' and those who come in and say, 'Ah, there you are.' - Frederick L Collins


Jak

[XxXotic]

"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent" - a magnet on my fridge

[XxXotic]

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups"

[XxXotic]

"there are 2 types of people in the world I hate.... those who judge others by what nationality they are..... and the dutch" :D

austin powers dad in goldmember

[Darin]

Originally posted by Vid Vicious
Fuck Darin get to work!

I am working! Its Sunday! Im working to get Aria a big 100 bucks!!

:D

[XxXotic]

"to know me is to love me, but in order to love me you must first understand me"

[Darin]

Originally posted by XxXotic
"to know me is to love me, but in order to love me you must first understand me"

That sounds like a chick quote dude.

[Apollo]

Originally posted by XxXotic
"to know me is to love me, but in order to love me you must first understand me"

I understand the hurt you'll be feeling if you don't get back into the kitchen and bake me a pie!

[Darin]

-- Chester Nimitz
A ship is always referred to as she because it costs so much to keep one in paint and powder.

[Evil Chris]

Here is one of my faves....

"I can't complain, but sometimes I still do...."
Joe Walsh, from the song Life's Been Good

[Kenny B]

Eating isn't cheating!

[wsjb78]

Well, being a table-top roleplayer:

"He touched my dice... twice... I warned him!"

Famous last roleplayer words:
"I know every trap in this dungeon. I've been here before."
or
"Let's split up to empty this dungeon quicker..."

[XxXotic]

Originally posted by Apollo
I understand the hurt you'll be feeling if you don't get back into the kitchen and bake me a pie! wont hurt as much as that freshly baked pie being shoved in your "wanting rectum" :D

[Socks Manly]

He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. -- Nietszsche I believe

[XxXotic]

Originally posted by Darin
That sounds like a chick quote dude. "real men" are in touch with their "sensitive" side. the ladies know this. I know this... As impressive as your jingle cock is, I'm not trying to impress you with manly quotes.... here maybe this is better


"SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL!" - American Pie

[Darin]

-- Roger von Oech
Remember the two benefits of failure. First, if you do fail, you learn what doesn't work; and second, the failure gives you the opportunity to try a new approach.

[Socks Manly]

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)

[Socks Manly]

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death."
- H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

[Socks Manly]

"If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars."
- J. Paul Getty (1892-1976)

[wsjb78]

- Understanding is a three-edged sword! (Kosh Naranek)

- Who are you? (The Vorlons)

- What do you want? (The Shadows)

- What have you got worth living for? (Lorien)

All the above quotes are from Babylon 5. The brackets indicate by whom they are!

[Darin]

-- J. Robert Oppenheimer
The optimist thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist knows it.

[mikael_AEBN]

"I got to thinking that nerds really like anything that smacks of teleportation: freeways; airport first-class lunges; hotel rooms with voice mail . . . anything that erases distance and makes travel invisible. Why don't airlines pick up on this? "

-- douglas coupland

[mikael_AEBN]

"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her."

- W.C. Fields

[Darin]

-- Robert Orben
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

[Darin]

-- George Orwell
On the whole human beings want to be good, but not too good and not quite all the time.

[mikael_AEBN]

"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."

-W. C. Fields

[mikael_AEBN]

"In heaven all the interesting people are missing."


-Friedrich Nietzsche

[Darin]

"Ignorance is Bliss."

[Darin]

--Patrick Overton
Watch your thoughts; they become words. Watch your words; they become actions. Watch your actions; they become habits. Watch your habits; they become character. Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.

[mikael_AEBN]

"America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between."


-Oscar Wilde

[ARiA]

Originally posted by Darin
--Patrick Overton
Watch your thoughts; they become words. Watch your words; they become actions. Watch your actions; they become habits. Watch your habits; they become character. Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.

great quote! how true...

[JMgraphics]

due to yesterdays football games........'Any Given Sunday'

[mikael_AEBN]

"America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. "

--Oscar Wilde

[Evil Chris]

"Eat my Shorts"
- Bart Simpson

[ARiA]

Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills


:rolleyes:

[Darin]

Originally posted by ARiA
great quote! how true...

Except you are still in the hands of fate. :rolleyes:

[Phoenix]

the easiest way to refold a road map is differently

Jone's, Rule of the Road

[Darin]

-- Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis
Every moment one lives is different from the other. The good, the bad, the hardship, the joy, the tragedy, love, and happiness are all interwoven into one single indescribable whole that is called life. You cannot separate the good from the bad. And perhaps there is no need to do so, either.

[-=HUNGRYMAN=-]

"Sometimes you just have to say 'WHAT THE FUCK !!' " - Tom Cruise <img src="http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/cool_shades.gif">

[UFOARA]

Family Never gets forgoten or left behind

[Chad]

Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.

-- Rita Rudner

[scotty]

if you put someone up on a big pedestal and make them feel like queen of the world. theyre way up there and your down here, where they gonna shit?

[ARiA]

hehehe I like this one-
LOOK ALIVE! here comes a buzzard!



:bonk:

[Darin]

-- Thomas Paine
Character is much easier kept than recovered.

[Darin]

-- Dorothy Parket
If all the girls attending the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.

[ARiA]

GOVERNMENT ANNOUNCEMENT:

"The government announced today that it is changing its emblem to a condom because it more clearly reflects the government's political stance.

A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed."



:freddy:

[scotty]

shazbot!

[UFOARA]

Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction.

Albert Einstein
(1879-1955)

[Darin]

-- Ellen Parr
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.

[ARiA]

"To make a long story short, don't tell it. "

:bonk:

[UFOARA]

That deep emotional conviction of the presence of a superior reasoning power, which is revealed in the incomprehensible universe, forms my idea of God.
Albert Einstein

[UFOARA]

Top selling cookbook in Korea...
101 Ways to Wok Your Dog.

[UFOARA]

Things Not To Say During Sex

1) Is it in?
2) That's it?
3) You've got to be kidding me.
4) (phone rings) Hello? Oh nothing and you?
5) Do I have to pay for this?
6) Do I have to call you tomorrow?
7) Oh Momma, Momma!
8) Oh Dadda, Dadda!
9) You look better in the dark.
10) This is much better than my last girl/boyfriend.
11) I thought that goes in the other hole...
12) Don't tell my husband/wife.
13) You have the same bra my mom does (worse if the girl says it).
14) This sucks.
15) Can you finish now? I have a meeting...
16) I hope you don't expect a raise for this...
17) I think you might get the job for this.
18) Damn! is that all you know what to do.
19) Did I tell you, I have herpes?
20) Now we must get married.
21) Hurry up, the games about to start.
22) I'm hungry.
23) I'm thirsty.
24) ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
25) Are you trying to be funny?
26) Can I have a ride home after this?
27) Are those real?
28) By the way, I want to break up.
29) Is that smell coming from you?
30) Haven't you ever done this before?
31) Wow!! I've never seen those before (then grope wildly).
32) Do you know what some female spiders do after sex?
33) You're so much like your sister....
34) Your mom's cute.
35) What's your name again?
36) Do I have to be here in the morning?
37) A second time? I barely stayed awake the first time!
38) But you just started!!
39) You're about as good as a 9 year old, and I should know!!
40) Don't touch that!!
41) Can we order a pizza?
42) I think my dad is listening at the door.
43) Smile for the camera, honey!!!
44) Take off that damn monkey glove!!
45) Get your hand out of there!!
46) I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.
47) I knew you wore a padded bra!!
48) Cover me boys, I'm going in!!!
49) DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!
50) Fire one!
51) God, that is small!!
52) Hold on, let me change the channel...
53) Who smells like fish?
54) Is it o.k. if my mom (and/or dad) joins in?
55) Your best-friend does it much better.
56) Hope you don't mind I left my boots on.
57) Hurry up, the motor's runnin'.
58) You're fogging up the wind-sheild.
59) Can I borrow 5 bucks?
60) What the hell noise was that?!
61) Stop moaning, you sound so stupid.
62) Shut up, bitch! (worse if the girl says it)
63) You know, you're not really attractive.
64) I'm sorry, I was not listening.
65) What, oh yea, I love you too, now let me concentrate!!
66) Stop interrupting me!!
67) I have to poop.
68) Did I leave the iron on?
69) Your breath is funky.
70) (start singing Green Day).
71) Is it o.k. if I call someone, its o.k. though, keep going...
72) Its ok honey, I can imagine that its bigger.
73) God I wish you were a real woman.
74) Why can't you ever shave your legs?
75) By the way, when I drove over here, I ran over your dog...
76) Oh Susan, Susan... I mean Donna...dang.
77) Your breast milk is like my mom's....
78) You're hairy!!
79) Your "happy trail" led me to a dead end.
80) Is it o.k. if I never see you again?
81) Did I forget to tell you I got worms from my cat?
82) Don't make that face at me!
83) All of a sudden i have a headache.
84) You're boring.
85) Would you shave my back after this.
86) Did I mention my name is Zog from Planet Tog.
87) How much do I owe you?
88) How come we each have a penis?
89) Of course you can't be on top, you're too fat, you'll kill me!
90) Your ass is hairy (the guy says this).
91) Just use your finger, its bigger.
92) Does your family have to watch?
93) We'll try again later when you can satisfy me too.
94) Get off me, I'll do it myself!!!!
95) Can you hold this sandwhich for me?
96) You're as soft as a sheep, inside and out.
97) The only reason i'm doing this is because I'm drunk.
98) My mom taught me this...
99) How cute... peach fuzz!
100) Dang girl! My boobs are bigger than your's!
101) Should I ask why you're bleeding?
102) This is my pet rat, Larry...
103) If you can't do it, I'll find someone else who can!
104) I haven't had this much sex since I was a hooker!
105) I was once a woman...
106) Wanna see me take out my glass eye?
107) No I don't love your mind, I can't grab that!!
108) Is it o.k. if I tell my friends about this?
109) I'm sobering up and you're getting ugly!
110) You wanted me to use a condom?
111) You're no better than my brother!!
112) Mooooo!!
113) Fire in the hole!!!
114) I wanna see how many quarters I can fit in there.
115) Hurry up, I'm late for a date.
116) OK start...oh! That feels so... YOU'RE DONE??!!
117) You ever see basic instinct?
118) I'm out of condoms, can I use a sock?
119) Don't squirm, you'll spill my beer.
120) Did I tell you where my cold sore came from?
121) You got boogies showing.
122) Start reciting the 10 commandments.
123) I think I just pooped on your bed.
124) Of course I don't love you.
125) Let me spell it out for you, b-r-e-a-t-h m-i-n-t.
126) A good plastic surgeon can take care of that in no time.
127) And to think ... I didn't even have to buy you dinner!
128) Are those real or am I just behind the times?
129) Did I mention my transsexual operation?
130) Did you cum yet dear?
131) Do you know the definition of statutory rape?
132) Does this count as a date?
133) Does your husband own a sawed-off shotgun??
134) Don't mind me, I always file my nails in bed.
135) How long do you plan on being almost there?
136) Have you ever considered Liposuction?
137) Have you seen Fatal Attraction??
138) Hey? ... When's it gonna be Marv's turn????
139) Hic! ... I need another beer for this please ...
140) I bet you didn't know I work for the ENQUIRER.
141) I have a confession...
142) I hope I didn't forget to turn the gas oven off...You got a light?
143) I REALLY hate women that thinks sex means something.
144) I think biting is romantic, don't you?
145) I was so horny tonight, I would have taken a duck home!
146) I'll tell you who I'm fantasizing about if you tell me who you're
thinking of.
147) Is that a hanging sculpture?
148) Is that you I smell or is your mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes?
149) Is this a sin too???
150) I've slept with more women than Wilt Chamberlain
151) Keep it down, My mother is a light sleeper
152) K-Y Jelly or no K-Y Jelly, I SAID NO!!!!!!!!!!
153) Long kisses clog my sinuses
154) Maybe it would help if I thought about someone I really like
155) My Ex used to do it a lot longer
156) Now I know why He/She dumped you
157) Oprah had a show about women like you
158) Perhaps you're just out of practice
159) Please understand, I'm only doing this for a raise.
160) SO that's why they call you Mr. Flash!
161) Sorry about the name tags ... I'm really bad with names.
162) Sorry, I don't do toes
163) They're not cracker crumbs ... it's just a rash.
164) Were you by any chance a repressed child?
165) What are you planning to make for breakfast?
166) What Tampon????`
167) When would you like to meet my parents?
168) You can cook too, right?
169) You could at least act like you're enjoying it!
170) You give me reason to conclude that foreplay is overrated.
171) You look younger than you feel
172) YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT MY BLIND DATE!!!!!!!!
173) You sweat more than a galloping stallion!
174) You'll still vote for me won't you?

[Darin]

-- Blaise Pascal
It is the fight alone that pleases us, not the victory.

[Cyndalie]

My Favorite Quote is

"Logic is an organized way of doing things wrong with confidence"
- R.A. Heinlein

[XxXotic]

shit or get off the pot

[firehorse]

"Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon. but I was the first man to piss his pants on the moon." - Buzz Aldrin :D

[Kid A Roc]

never interrupt your enemy when they are making a mistake.
-salim hadia rhasmusa

[kingofgalleries]

One day when all is said and done there will be nothing no worrys no idiots and no assholes just perfect serenity. No naggy girlfriends no backstabing friends just me my self and I and only god knows I cant wait.

[scotty]

dont eat yellow snow.

[JMgraphics]

'Why does beer always lead to Sex?'

[LuckyDog]

Babies got back
and I cannot lie
when other brothers can't deny
when a female walks in
with a itty bitty waste
and a round thing your face
you get sprung.

I love that Poem. I makes me think of the old days when Grandma used to read it to me.

[Darin]

-- Neil Peart
Luck is when preparation meets opportunity.

[Darin]

-- M. Scott Peck
There is no worse bitterness than to reach the end of your life and realized you have not lived

[wsjb78]

"Wars cannot be prevented, they just can be postponed to the advantage of another one!"
Nicolo Machiavelli

[Purple Haze]

The distance between insanity and genius is measured by success.

[wsjb78]

It is the mind that creates the world about us, though we stand side by side, my eyes will never see what is beheld by yours.

[wsjb78]

To live means to love,
To love means to suffer,
If you don't want to suffer
Then you must not love,
But if you don't love
What do you live for then?

[Aly]

"Life is either a daring adventure or nothing" - Helen Keller

"Embracing the paradox, I know I know nothing." - Aly.

[Evil Chris]

Man is the Only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to.
Mark Twain :blush:

[wsjb78]

Never start a fight, but always finish it!

[firehorse]

'Be where punch is not." - my cousin :D

[prof]

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed. - Albert Einstein.
::-|

[ARiA]

"Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful."

"bring it.. or don't come"
Anthony Kennard"

"it's possible to mind-fuck yourself... so then it has to be possible to mind-unfuck yourself"
ARiA~


:bonk:

[ARiA]

This is the very worst wickedness, that we refuse to acknowledge the passionate evil that is in us. This makes us secret and rotten.

D.H. Lawrence




A good friend who points out mistakes and imperfections and rebukes evil is to be respected as if he reveals a secret of hidden treasure.

Buddha



hrmmmm... :)

[ARiA]

Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it.
-- George Bernard Shaw


:bonk:

[UFOARA]

test

[webgurl]

"The Biggest Risk In Life Is Not Taking One "

Thats my all time favourite, but i don't know who's it is i just got it from a " How to Start Your Own Mail Order Lingerie Book "

[wsjb78]

"You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her."


"Love takes off masks that we fear we cannot live without and know we cannot live within."
-James Baldwin

"Love builds bridges where there are none."
-R. H. Delaney

"Love means never having to say you're sorry."
-Erich Segal

[Purple Haze]

Inspiration motivates you and forces others to catch up

[Reverendpoon]

Life is like a roller coaster, they both have ups and downs. But unlike a roller coaster you only get one turn on the ride of life so enjoy the ride and live life to its fullest.

[firehorse]

"Even if you are on the right track,
you will get run over if you just stand there."