What are 3 Words You Say After Sex?

[TheLegacy]

once the furniture Olympics are over with and the video camera is set to off - what are the 3 words usually heard after sex?

Possible suggestions:

"I love you"
"that was it?"
"please stop crying"


So what do you say to her?

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[cdsmith]

"Call the police"

[Pat_theBrat]

ready for round 2 ?

[pawsregd]

Go clean up ;)

[cdsmith]

"Go make breakfast"

[Evil Chris]

it's evolution baby!

[carol.prime]

Is that all?!

[Funbrunette]

And you are? :laughout: Just kidding!

[xLaborLee]

hmmm.... well..... bye!

[Nickatilynx]

"You still here?"
"That all folks"
"Back to school"
"Back to work"
"Pass the plate"
"Good night , mum"
"Amex or VISA?"
"The babys awake"
"Opps wrong room"
"Opps wrong house"
"Opps wrong hole"

[Evil Chris]

hahahaha.... some of these are great!

[Vid Vicious]

what was that?

[Vid Vicious]

I need more!

[Vid Vicious]

Lick ma donut !

[TheLegacy]

Lick ma donut !


LMAO .. what the hell was that?

[Vid Vicious]

LMAO .. what the hell was that?


Come on .. you don't partake in the lickin' of the donut hole??????

[TheLegacy]

Come on .. you don't partake in the lickin' of the donut hole??????

not unless it is attached to someone named Tim Horton

[TheLegacy]

heres another one


"whats a post-op?"

[gnat69]

FUCKER!!! My Eyes!!!

[Anna_Miller]

"I hafta pee." :laughout:

[Gruntled]

"Ready? Next round!"
or
"I need water!"
"where's the condom?"
"...handcuffs are jammed?!?"

[TheLegacy]

"I hafta pee." :laughout:


"my beds wet"

[Vid Vicious]

shave that Pussy !

[Trouble Tonya]

"nice meeting you" Muhahaha!

[She Devil]

Where's the hampster?

[cdsmith]

"I'm sooo sorry"

"I feel itchy"

"Gonna eat that?"

"Where's the bathroom?"

"Your mom hot?"

"Make me a sandwich"

[Brandon99]

See The Door?

[cdsmith]

What's the score?

[johnny1]

Hey Wake Up!

[TheLegacy]

Where's the hampster?


oh too funny :wank: :laughout: :laughout:

[Brooke Anderson]

"need some eyedrops?"
"whats on TV"
"who's your wife?"

[TheLegacy]

"need some eyedrops?"
"whats on TV"
"who's your wife?"


need some eyedrops? hehe.. thats cute.

[SilvercashJeanette]

"Oh, gee..thanks"
"Ok, I'm done"
"Ok, now what?"
"See ya soon"

Here's a guy response: "Did you cum?" :laughout:

[Vid Vicious]

got a Horseshoe?

[TheLegacy]

"Oh, gee..thanks"
"Ok, I'm done"
"Ok, now what?"
"See ya soon"

Here's a guy response: "Did you cum?" :laughout:


Here's a girls response: "Did you cum?"

[DonMike]

hmmm.... well..... bye!

Bwahahahaha!!!!!!! That was priceless.


Hmm, for me it would be "mmpf rrmmmvvff ggggg" which translates to "please remove gag". ;)

[Gruntled]

one mo' 'gin!
here's a towel.
warmup is over!

[myjah]

My husband always says "That was good"

I say "of course it was" :)

[TheLegacy]

Bwahahahaha!!!!!!! That was priceless.


Hmm, for me it would be "mmpf rrmmmvvff ggggg" which translates to "please remove gag". ;)


:laughout: :laughout: just when you think you knew someone.. oh wait.. I already did know that about you... opps :happy:

[JoeyCanoli]

And you are? :laughout: Just kidding!

HAHAHA LOL! :laughout: Thats just too funny!

[Ramos]

- Let me grab something to wipe that up

- I Love You

- I have to pee

[Kenny B]

That'll be $100

Congrats you have herpes

Need bus money?

Brooke Anderson rocks!

Tell Chris Hi!

I sleep now

My ass hurts

Yes that's 8"

ok I have to get back to work I could do this for hours!

[GOD]

"Your sister's tighter ..."

(note: also known as "the Rodeo Fuck" - once you tell her this, you try to hang on for 8 seconds!!) :D

[Vid Vicious]

Tell Chris Hi!




ROFLMAO !!!!

[cdsmith]

Shoots... he scores!

[Georgio]

Do u smoke after sex? I dont know I never checked.