Finally a male dumb blond joke

[Jenny]

here it is:

[Evil Chris]

aaaahahaha.... good one Jenny... Nice way to start my morning... LOL

Here try this one:

A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear.
Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?"
"The sucker called again!"

[Jenny]

yes, nice.

Why did the blond man miss his flight?
He was just getting to the airport, so he went to Arrivals.

Why did the blond man miss his second flight?
He was sure Gate C-3 was after gate B-2 which should have been after A-1.

Why did the blond man get arrested by Airport Security?
The sign said 'Declare All Valuables' so he showed the officer the Family Jewels.

Why were there no great blond male gunfighters in the old west?
They went broke having to buy a new gun after every six shots

How do you kill a blond man?
Tell him to read the bumper sticker on the front of a truck.

How do you confuse a blond man?
Tell him to alphabetically sort Social Security Numbers.

Why couldn't the blond man go on a coffee break?
They didn't have Double Mocha Latte Decaf with Almond Essence in the vending machine.

Why did the blond man get thrown out of the truck stop?
He ordered a Double Mocha Latte Decaf with Almond Essence.

Why did the blond man drown?
The sign said 'NO SWIMMING'.

Why did the coat room girl sue the blond man?
Well, his car's dashboard said, 'CHECK ENGINE' when he was driving to the restaurant, so he tried to.

Why did the blond man argue with the maitre de?
The waiter said, 'Are you dining alone tonight sir?' and dozens of other people were already there.

[silverway]

Originally posted by Jenny
here it is:
Nice It's so funny!
Enven though I'm a blond guy!!!!:o
Well that blond and of course not THAT stupid.

[Funbrunette]

:xthumbs: Hehehehe!

[Panky]

Thank you! I needed a few good laughs today!


<img src="http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/c0/biggrinroll.gif" width="15" height="15">




<img src="http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/r/biggrininvert.gif" width="15" height="15">

Panky

ICQ:51140074