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Bobby Vicious
01-23-2003, 12:19 AM
If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think that someone's dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

It's pre-emptive non-aggression, bomb Iraq.
To prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's all the proof we need,
If they're not there, they must be there,
Bomb Iraq.

If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
And he tried to kill your dad,
Bomb Iraq.

If corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.

pornodoggy
01-23-2003, 12:43 AM
That's pretty funny ...

Kris
01-23-2003, 01:07 AM
greatness!!

Bobby Vicious
01-23-2003, 12:34 PM
All together now!:salute:

Amber
01-24-2003, 12:45 PM
LOL Bobby Vicious!

And it's pretty catchy too...this song might just be stuck in my noggin all day. :dancer:

LadySharlot
01-24-2003, 01:09 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA OMG, that was GREAT!!! And the entire office had to be tortured with my singing--icing on the cake!! LOL

EXCELLENT! I'm passin' this one on! :D

Huggs!
Lady Sharlot :-)