tejano B
01-31-2003, 11:46 AM
>Subject: FW: Announcement from the Government of Canada !
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>As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked
>woman who is not his wife. So, this Sunday at 2:00 PM Eastern time all
>Canadian women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help
>weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
>
>Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
>effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their
>house to prove they are not Taliban, demonstrate that they think it's okay
>to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all Canadian
>women. And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold
>six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
>
>The Canadian Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and
>applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
>
>God Bless Canada!
>
>IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON!
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>As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked
>woman who is not his wife. So, this Sunday at 2:00 PM Eastern time all
>Canadian women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help
>weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
>
>Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
>effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their
>house to prove they are not Taliban, demonstrate that they think it's okay
>to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all Canadian
>women. And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold
>six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
>
>The Canadian Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and
>applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
>
>God Bless Canada!
>
>IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON!
>
>
>
>
>
>(This e-mail may be privileged and/or confidential, and the sender does not waive any related rights and obligations. Any distribution, use or copying of this e-mail or the information it contains by other than an intended recipient is unauthorized. If you received this e-mail in error, please advise me (by return e-mail or otherwise) immediately.
>
>Ce courriel peut être confidentiel et/ou protégé et l'expéditeur ne renonce pas aux droits et obligations qui s'y rapportent. Toute diffusion, utilisation ou copie de ce message ou des renseignements qu'il contient par une personne autre qu'un(e) destinataire désigné(e) est interdite. Si vous recevez ce courriel par erreur, veuillez m'en aviser immédiatement, par retour de courriel ou par un autre moyen.)