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Funbrunette
02-01-2003, 11:31 AM
For those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating marriage under the assumption that men need (or ought) to be trained for marriage...


TWO YEAR DEGREE


A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming a Real Man.
That's right, in just six mini-mesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn a MA degree

(Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline.

FIRST YEAR

Autumn Schedule:
MEN 101: Combating Stupidity
MEN 102: You, Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103: PMS-Learn when to keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104: We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas

Winter Schedule:
MEN 110: Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111: Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am
MEN 112: Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
EAT 100: Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101: Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
ECON 001A: What's Hers is Hers

Spring Schedule:
MEN 120: How NOT to Act Like a Butt face When You're Wrong
MEN 121: Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122: YOU, the Weaker Sex
MEN 123: Reasons to Give Flowers
ECON 001C: What Was Yours is Hers

SECOND YEAR

Autumn Schedule:
SEX 101: You CAN Fall Asleep without It
SEX 102: Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
SEX 103: How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 201: How to Put the Toilet Seat Down

(Elective - See Electives Below)

Winter Schedule:
MEN 210: The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211: How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
MEN 212: You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
MEN 213: Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise
MEN 230A: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important

Spring Schedule:
MEN 220: Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
MEN 221: Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
MEN 222: Real Men Ask for Directions
MEN 223: Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
MEN 230B: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2


Course Electives:
EAT 101: Cooking with Tofu
EAT 102: Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103: Burping and Belching Discreetly
MEN 231: Mothers-in-law
MEN 232: Appear to Be Listening
MEN 233: Just Say "Yes, Dear"
ECON 001C: Cheaper to Keep Her


Just a thought for all the women out there.

MENtal illness
MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause
GUYnocologist (poetic spelling)


Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men?
:bonk:

Raya
02-01-2003, 04:33 PM
Grin!:bonk:
I could probably take some of those classes too.:p

DragonKing
02-01-2003, 04:41 PM
I'm wondering if Evil Chris is taking this course as we speak!!??

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firehorse
02-01-2003, 04:56 PM
I am so lucky my wife loves me. Then again I absolutely adore her too!:D

Darin
02-01-2003, 05:00 PM
Oh geezus!

Poor Chris. How many years of schooling do you have Chris? MUAHA!

Evil Chris
02-01-2003, 05:22 PM
I'm a qualified INSTRUCTOR!

Funbrunette
02-02-2003, 01:27 PM
Originally posted by DragonKing
I'm wondering if Evil Chris is taking this course as we speak!!??

<img src="http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/7/whip.gif" width="50" height="37">

He's actually giving the course! :D

Feynman
02-02-2003, 01:57 PM
You forgot

ECON-PREP01 : everything that used to be yours is now hers.

HOUSE-103 : Misc Housekeeping.
sysnopsys: dirty clothes storage and handling techniques; principles, technology and practical approach to the problem of the empty toilet paper roll; envirnomentally sound nose booger disposal; temper control: how to resist playing Michael Jordan with your snotty kleenexes

INL-101: Introduction to proper behaviour in the presence of in-laws.