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cyberpimp
09-13-2002, 05:05 PM
Just General Bullshit, but let's see what you have.


Why is it when a gas station, like let's say 7-11 (USA) is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, do they put locks on the doors?


CyberPimp

krosh
09-13-2002, 05:07 PM
Originally posted by cyberpimp
Just General Bullshit, but let's see what you have.


Why is it when a gas station, like let's say 7-11 (USA) is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, do they put locks on the doors?


CyberPimp

Because when they get robbed ...which happens often....they can stop anyone from going in until the cops get there :bonk:

IF you have a car that can drive at the speed of light , and you turn on the headlights...would you be able to see the headlights???

Evil Chris
09-13-2002, 05:09 PM
If a tree falls in the forest....

oh nevermind... :bonk:

Tkt2Pardse
09-13-2002, 05:10 PM
What color does a smurf turn when you choke it?
:cool:

cyberpimp
09-13-2002, 05:11 PM
How about, Why do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway??

Evil Chris
09-13-2002, 05:16 PM
Why do you take a piss... aren't you leaving it?

Tkt2Pardse
09-13-2002, 05:19 PM
Why isn't phonetic spelt the way it sounds?

Evil Chris
09-13-2002, 05:30 PM
Originally posted by Tkt2Pardse
Why isn't phonetic spelt the way it sounds?

:nuts:

Tkt2Pardse
09-13-2002, 05:37 PM
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, and when you transport it by ship, it's called a cargo?

baddog
09-13-2002, 06:12 PM
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Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
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Olympics?
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How do you know when you're out of invisible ink?
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If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar do you believe him?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
If a dog sweats through his tongue, why does he have armpits?
If a jogger runs at the speed of sound can he still hear his walkman?
If a mute child swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does her partner also have to drown?
If a tree falls in the woods, and lands on a mime, does anyone care?

Evil Chris
09-15-2002, 11:29 AM
Do one legged ducks swim in circles?

hehehehe..... nice one...:D