Cyndalie
04-19-2007, 09:24 AM
1. It puts you in the 'mood'. "It is healthy to watch porn before having sex."
2. It can help couples experiment (ideas!).
3. Foreplay..."Porno movies are good to watch because it can help sexually arouse you." (uh, isn't that what your partner is for?)
4. Comedy! Dialogue and shootoffs from real movies into pornos can be hilarious.
5. "porno movies practice safe sex. The male always has a condom on, which will help cue your partner to put one on." uhhh...
6. "porn movies are good examples of what you should and should not do." Talk a bit first - then give oral pleasure. Then fuck her 6 ways to Sunday.
7. "Porn can help an insecure person not feel alone during sex." You can cum at the same time as the people in the movie! Who cares about your partner, when or if they cum.
8. Women should watch porn to check out the porno women...hahaha.. get this, because "Seeing those women and their horrible boob jobs and some what distorted bodies might help a woman decide not to want to go into the porno industry."
9. Women seeing porn will realize that boob jobs are not 'all that' and the women of porn are not all that good looking..."Men for some reason fanaticize about the women in the porno movies, but I can assure you that you probably look better than them." Boost of Self Confidence (?) ... Hey that's an ugly slut! oh kay....
10. Watching porn is good for your relationship...it will make you horny whether you want it or not - Especially hardcore, because softcore is, well, soft.
I'm not making this up ... here's the article
http://media.sundial.csun.edu/media/storage/paper862/news/2007/04/19/Spotlight/Top-Ten.Reasons.To.Enjoy.Porn-2850951.shtml
2. It can help couples experiment (ideas!).
3. Foreplay..."Porno movies are good to watch because it can help sexually arouse you." (uh, isn't that what your partner is for?)
4. Comedy! Dialogue and shootoffs from real movies into pornos can be hilarious.
5. "porno movies practice safe sex. The male always has a condom on, which will help cue your partner to put one on." uhhh...
6. "porn movies are good examples of what you should and should not do." Talk a bit first - then give oral pleasure. Then fuck her 6 ways to Sunday.
7. "Porn can help an insecure person not feel alone during sex." You can cum at the same time as the people in the movie! Who cares about your partner, when or if they cum.
8. Women should watch porn to check out the porno women...hahaha.. get this, because "Seeing those women and their horrible boob jobs and some what distorted bodies might help a woman decide not to want to go into the porno industry."
9. Women seeing porn will realize that boob jobs are not 'all that' and the women of porn are not all that good looking..."Men for some reason fanaticize about the women in the porno movies, but I can assure you that you probably look better than them." Boost of Self Confidence (?) ... Hey that's an ugly slut! oh kay....
10. Watching porn is good for your relationship...it will make you horny whether you want it or not - Especially hardcore, because softcore is, well, soft.
I'm not making this up ... here's the article
http://media.sundial.csun.edu/media/storage/paper862/news/2007/04/19/Spotlight/Top-Ten.Reasons.To.Enjoy.Porn-2850951.shtml