Th4l

[StuartD]

Ooh... it feels like a turtle head is pokin out!!

Makin me all emotional, ya know?

[XxXotic]

SCOTTY NO!

[StuartD]

Originally posted by XxXotic
SCOTTY NO!

Scott: It's no hassle--
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott: But--
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott: I'm--
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott: All I'm say--
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott: There gonna get a--
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott: I'm--
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott: I'm just--
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott: Would--
Dr. Evil: Sh! ...Knock-knock.
Scott: Who's there?
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott: But--
Dr. Evil: Let me tell you a little story about a man named Sh! Sh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive "sh!" Now, I have a whole bag of "sh!" with your name on it.

[XxXotic]

Originally posted by StuartD
Scott: It's no hassle--
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott: But--
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott: I'm--
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott: All I'm say--
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott: There gonna get a--
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott: I'm--
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott: I'm just--
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott: Would--
Dr. Evil: Sh! ...Knock-knock.
Scott: Who's there?
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott: But--
Dr. Evil: Let me tell you a little story about a man named Sh! Sh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive "sh!" Now, I have a whole bag of "sh!" with your name on it. oooooooooh..... squidgy!

[StuartD]

Originally posted by XxXotic
oooooooooh..... squidgy!

w w w dot shhhh dot com.... dot org....


dot net

[XxXotic]

throw me a fricken bone here okay?

[StuartD]

Originally posted by XxXotic
throw me a fricken bone here okay?

Well, what I really want is some frickin sharks with some frickin laser beams on their frickin heads.... is that too much to ask?

[XxXotic]

Originally posted by StuartD
w w w dot shhhh dot com.... dot org....


dot net OWWWWWW YOU SHOT ME YOU A-HOOOOOOOOOOOLE

[StuartD]

Originally posted by XxXotic
OWWWWWW YOU SHOT ME YOU A-HOOOOOOOOOOOLE

you gonna cry now #2? huh? gunna squirt some?

[XxXotic]

Originally posted by StuartD
Well, what I really want is some frickin sharks with some frickin laser beams on their frickin heads.... is that too much to ask? oh scotty.... are those fricking sharks? with fricking laser beams on their fricking heads?

[StuartD]

Finally, we come to my number two man. His name? Number Two.

[XxXotic]

Originally posted by StuartD
Finally, we come to my number two man. His name? Number Two. allow myself to introduce......... my... self

[StuartD]

Originally posted by XxXotic
allow myself to introduce......... my... self

YOU CRAZY DUTCH BASTARD!

[XxXotic]

Originally posted by StuartD
YOU CRAZY DUTCH BASTARD! i wouldn't know.... i don't speak freaky-deaky-dutch

[StuartD]

Originally posted by XxXotic
i wouldn't know.... i don't speak freaky-deaky-dutch

Scott Evil: Well my friend Sweet Jay took me to that video arcade in town, right, and they don't speak English there, so Jay got into a fight and he's all, "Hey quit hasslin' me cuz' I don't speak French" or whatever! And then the guy said something in Paris talk, and I'm like, "Just back off!" And they're all, "Get out!" And we're like, "Make me!" It was cool.

[Evil Chris]

Why don't you just call it Operation Ass Cream... ya ass. :rolleyes:

[XxXotic]

Originally posted by Evil Chris
Why don't you just call it Operation Ass Cream... ya ass. :rolleyes: yeah i'm sure operation bananarama will be a huge success numbnuts

[Evil Chris]

Oh wait a second... very familiar... lemme do what I do... UH, Would ya STOP?

[StuartD]

Originally posted by Evil Chris
Why don't you just call it Operation Ass Cream... ya ass. :rolleyes:

I think we should just put a giant "laser" on the moon.

We can call it a "death star."

And we can name the mission after the man who invented the laser, Dr Parsons : "The Alan Parsons Project"

[StuartD]

Goldmember: "May I present to you the very sexual, very toight, Austin Power's fasher."
Doctor Evil: "His what?"
Number Two: "His fasher Doctor Evil."
Doctor Evil: "His farger? What's a farger?"
Goldmember: "His fasher. You know, the fasher."
Doctor Evil: "Ya Goldmember I don't speak freaky deaky Dutch okay Perv Boy?"
Goldmember: "Fasher. His dad. Dad is fasher."
Doctor Evil: "Oh his dad. Oh his FATHER."
Goldmember: "Yesh. I have a Dutch accent. Isn't that weird?!"

[Evil Chris]

Originally posted by StuartD
Goldmember: "May I present to you the very sexual, very toight, Austin Power's fasher."
Doctor Evil: "His what?"
Number Two: "His fasher Doctor Evil."
Doctor Evil: "His farger? What's a farger?"
Goldmember: "His fasher. You know, the fasher."
Doctor Evil: "Ya Goldmember I don't speak freaky deaky Dutch okay Perv Boy?"
Goldmember: "Fasher. His dad. Dad is fasher."
Doctor Evil: "Oh his dad. Oh his FATHER."
Goldmember: "Yesh. I have a Dutch accent. Isn't that weird?!" BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA.....
That movie totally rocks...

"I'm glad we're sprechen the same lingity"

[StuartD]

Originally posted by Evil Chris
BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA.....
That movie totally rocks...

"I'm glad we're sprechen the same lingity"

All right Goldmember. Don't play the laughing boy. There are only two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures...and the Dutch! :D

[Panky]

"Welcome to my submarine lair! It's long, hard and full of seamen."


"My neck looks like a vagina."


"Shmoke and a pancake? Waffle and a shigar? Crepe and a pipe? Bong and a blintz? No? Ok."


<img src="http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/r/biggrininvert.gif" width="15" height="15">

Panky
ICQ:51140074

[Funbrunette]

Find out your Spy name and style HERE (http://www.austinpowers.com/cgi-bin/austin/spyname.cgi)

Fun "Thrilling" Brunette

There isn't a dare you won't take or a risk that you won't make to secure the prize. Much like a movie, your personal plots are always filled with thrills and decadence.

Vital Gear
Includes a cat suit for women, or a bomber jacket for men, complimented by a come hither glance
:gorgeous:

[StuartD]

Hahaha... too damn funny! Check out the vital gear... maybe I really do have to go back to my old avatar!!!!

Stuart "Dashing" Duncan

You save the innocent victim with such a flair that they almost forget to get out of the line of fire as they are mesmerized by your performance. Enemies try to bring you low, but you will have none of that! Not when the music is swelling and there is a perfectly good chandelier to swing from!

Vital Gear
Includes a cape that swirls around you when you dance, pearl white teeth for heart-stopping smiles and a clean white shirt for all occasions.

[XxXotic]

Xxx "Suave" Otic

Most comfortable in a tuxedo or gorgeous gown, you float across the room never taking your eyes off the prize. Mesmerized, they realize only too late that their wallet is missing, and worse yet, so is their heart.

Vital Gear
Includes a killer smile, open tab at the local watering hole and a smooth ride to take home your winnings.

[Panky]

Panky "Determined" -

Nothing stands between you and the proverbial brass ring. If you encounter any obstacles in your path, you quickly and effortlessly sidestep them or obliterate them. At the end of the day, you are standing tall and enjoying the thrill of victory.

Vital Gear
Includes a Palm Pilot, ready cash and a base of operations.


Panky
ICQ:51140074

[Reverendpoon]

Reverend "Unconquerable" Poon here to say that it's great being TH4L
Also, When I get angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset... people die!

[XxXotic]

Originally posted by Reverendpoon
Reverend "Unconquerable" Poon here to say that it's great being TH4L
Also, When I get angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset... people die! SEND IN THE CLOOOOOOOOOOONES!

[Evil Chris]

Evil "Intrepid" Chris.... :cool: