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Evil Chris
06-04-2007, 09:01 AM
I haven't really been following this story, as I could generally care less but I did read this morning that Paris Hilton reported to prison two days ahead of schedule for some reason.

http://tv.yahoo.com/news/article/urn:newsml:tv.ap.org:20070604:paris_hilton__ER:281 24

It doesn't say why she checked in two days early, but I'd assume that it means she'd still do only 23 days (get out two days early). It would be funny if they said "oh yeah... sorry, we never promised you'd get out 2 days early... yeeeah NO" :laughout:
Visualad
06-04-2007, 09:10 AM
you think she will be group fucked and squirted on by those hardcore jail house lesbo gangs? Is there a "dont pick up the soap" rule in womens jail aswell?

or is she is some form of "country-house-spa-and-resort" jail for hollywood whores?
Evil Chris
06-04-2007, 09:15 AM
She had to have mention at the MTV awards last night too.
Why did she even bother to show up for that? Is she so stupid to think that nobody would say anything? Duh!

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Funbrunette
06-04-2007, 10:15 AM
:laughout: :laughout: :laughout: :laughout: :laughout: :laughout: :laughout: :laughout: :laughout: :laughout:
Way3
06-04-2007, 12:07 PM
This couldn't happen to a better person! :laughout:
Casa Nova
06-04-2007, 12:20 PM
Lmfao wow, I can't beleive everyone cheered when it was mentioned she's going to jail lol. Paris must feel like shit, thats too funny.
SykkBoy
06-04-2007, 06:17 PM
I hope this will turn out like a Jess Franco Women in Prison flick...but with really good quality video...
qUeenBeE
06-05-2007, 03:03 PM
i wanna be in that same prison now!yey!
firehorse
06-06-2007, 12:16 AM
From what I read, Paris has her own cell with a table. chair and bed.

She will have no TV, no music, just pen and paper and 1 hour out of her tiny cell per day.
Funbrunette
06-06-2007, 07:06 AM
From what I read, Paris has her own cell with a table. chair and bed.

She will have no TV, no music, just pen and paper and 1 hour out of her tiny cell per day.

Lot's of time to "think". There's a chance she will emerge a better person.............









:laughout: :laughout: :laughout: Who the fuck am I kidding!
Platinum Chris
06-06-2007, 09:57 AM
I think its absolute bullshit that she's only serving 1/2 her sentence. The justice system is such a fucking waste of time. What is the point of sentencing her to 45 days and she only has to serve 1/2?

I vote putting her in front of a firing squad and just get it over with. She's gonna D&D again.