Panky
07-17-2007, 03:44 PM
I saw this earlier and got a good chuckle out of it, so I figured I'd share. ;)
1. Know anything about a car except its color.
2. Understand a film plot.
3. Go 24 hours without sending a text message.
4. Lift.
5. Throw.
6. Run.
7. Park.
8. Read a map.
9. Rob a bank.
10. Sit still.
11. Tell a joke.
12. Play snooker.
13. Pay for dinner.
14. Eat a kebab while walking.
15. Argue without shouting.
16. Get told off without crying.
17. Understand fruit machines.
18. Walk past a shoe shop.
19. Make a decent bacon sandwich.
20. Not comment on stranger's clothes.
21. Use small amounts of toilet paper.
22. Let you sleep with a hang over.
23. Drink a pint gracefully.
24. Get a round in.
25. Throw a punch.
26. Do magic.
27. Like your friends.
28. Eat a really hot curry.
29. Get to the point.
30. Buy plain envelopes.
31. Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet.
32. Sit in a room for 5 minutes without saying "I'm Cold".
33. Go shopping without telephoning 20 friends.
34. Avoid credit card debt.
35. Dive into a pool.
36. Assemble furniture.
37. Set a video recorder.
38. Not to try to change you.
39. Watch a war film.
40. Understand why flirting results in violence.
41. Spend a day by themselves.
42. Go to the toilet by themselves.
43. Buy a purse that fits in your pocket.
44. Choose a video quickly.
45. Piss on a wall
46. Get this far without having argued with at least 5 of the above.
1. Know anything about a car except its color.
2. Understand a film plot.
3. Go 24 hours without sending a text message.
4. Lift.
5. Throw.
6. Run.
7. Park.
8. Read a map.
9. Rob a bank.
10. Sit still.
11. Tell a joke.
12. Play snooker.
13. Pay for dinner.
14. Eat a kebab while walking.
15. Argue without shouting.
16. Get told off without crying.
17. Understand fruit machines.
18. Walk past a shoe shop.
19. Make a decent bacon sandwich.
20. Not comment on stranger's clothes.
21. Use small amounts of toilet paper.
22. Let you sleep with a hang over.
23. Drink a pint gracefully.
24. Get a round in.
25. Throw a punch.
26. Do magic.
27. Like your friends.
28. Eat a really hot curry.
29. Get to the point.
30. Buy plain envelopes.
31. Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet.
32. Sit in a room for 5 minutes without saying "I'm Cold".
33. Go shopping without telephoning 20 friends.
34. Avoid credit card debt.
35. Dive into a pool.
36. Assemble furniture.
37. Set a video recorder.
38. Not to try to change you.
39. Watch a war film.
40. Understand why flirting results in violence.
41. Spend a day by themselves.
42. Go to the toilet by themselves.
43. Buy a purse that fits in your pocket.
44. Choose a video quickly.
45. Piss on a wall
46. Get this far without having argued with at least 5 of the above.