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baddog
09-14-2002, 02:46 PM
since there was a thread called "men are like" and "women are like" how about "sex is like"

so, . . ..

sex is like pizza, when it is good, it is very, very good. When it is bad, it is still pretty good. :D
Tobbe
09-14-2002, 04:17 PM
sex is like sex
emmanuelle
09-14-2002, 04:37 PM
um... I forget what sex is like :(
Evil Chris
09-14-2002, 04:41 PM
Originally posted by emmanuelle
um... I forget what sex is like :(

You can't mean that Emma! ::-|
LOL
Funbrunette
09-14-2002, 05:00 PM
Sex is like a HUGE piece of chocolate cake with hot chocolate sauce and chocolate sprinkles! :uoink:
baddog
09-14-2002, 05:06 PM
Originally posted by Funbrunette
Sex is like a HUGE piece of chocolate cake with hot chocolate sauce and chocolate sprinkles! :uoink:

yum, sex with you sounds tasty :D
cyberpimp
09-14-2002, 05:35 PM
Sex is like snow; you never know how much you are going to get or how long it is going to last.

CyberPimp
Funbrunette
09-14-2002, 05:36 PM
Originally posted by cyberpimp
Sex is like snow; you never know how much you are going to get or how long it is going to last.

CyberPimp

LMAO!!!!!!! :cool:
cyberpimp
09-14-2002, 05:50 PM
How about.........

Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
cyberpimp
09-14-2002, 05:55 PM
And to top it off...........

There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it
erika
09-14-2002, 06:14 PM
SEX is evil, Evil is sin, Sin is forgiven so lets begin
Darin
09-14-2002, 07:23 PM
Originally posted by emmanuelle
um... I forget what sex is like :(

I can help you jar your memory emma :bonk:
emmanuelle
09-14-2002, 07:29 PM
*sigh* What a thoughtful guy you are!
Darin
09-14-2002, 07:52 PM
Thoughtful, yes.. I like to think of you as much as I can emma ;)
Tobbe
09-15-2002, 05:25 AM
hehe!
fish
09-15-2002, 11:02 AM
Originally posted by erika
SEX is evil, Evil is sin, Sin is forgiven so lets begin

sex is evil. evil is chris. evil chris is sex.
Funbrunette
09-15-2002, 11:03 AM
Originally posted by fish


sex is evil. evil is chris. evil chris is sex.

And sex with Evil Chris will get you pregnant! LMAO!!!!!!!
fish
09-15-2002, 11:12 AM
Originally posted by Funbrunette


And sex with Evil Chris will get you pregnant! LMAO!!!!!!!

then i want to have sex with Evil Chris...:blush:
Evil Chris
09-15-2002, 11:17 AM
::-| (running for cover)
fish
09-15-2002, 11:23 AM
oh c'mon chris! don't be such a sissy!:p
RMS
09-15-2002, 11:40 AM
sex is like ...

When you walk up to your lady without saying a word... a grim look of determination on your face... she looks at you like, "uh oh... what did I do?" ... you grab her by the hair, just above the base of her neck, and slowly and firmly pull her head back to look into your cold eyes. Your free hand roaming the curve near the top of her ass, never letting her look anywhere but into your eyes. A small, slightly wicked smile passes briefly over your face, just enough to give her an idea of whats coming, just before you crush her lips in a staggering passionate kiss that steals her breath, and turns the bones in her body to jelly.... when done properly she shouldn't know what happened or is happening until she is naked and bound securely, leaving her open, helpless and vulnerable to any and every sensual torment you can inflict on her...


that's what sex is like ...



and sometimes its like a sack of wet mice.
Wet, scratchy, smelly and lots of squeaking and clawing....



but most of the time its like the other thing.





RMS
(have a nice day)
Vid Vicious
09-15-2002, 11:51 AM
Sex is the Devil's Tool to control and manipulate human behaviour ...


Woo HOO I want in .. Bang Bang.. Let me in, damn it .. I want in!!!

Ih Wait we;re already there ....


SEx is Evil .. Evil is Life
modF
09-15-2002, 12:08 PM
Variety is the spice of life.. :)
emmanuelle
09-15-2002, 04:08 PM
Originally posted by RMS
sex is like ...

When you walk up to your lady without saying a word... a grim look of determination on your face... she looks at you like, "uh oh... what did I do?" ... you grab her by the hair, just above the base of her neck, and slowly and firmly pull her head back to look into your cold eyes. Your free hand roaming the curve near the top of her ass, never letting her look anywhere but into your eyes. A small, slightly wicked smile passes briefly over your face, just enough to give her an idea of whats coming, just before you crush her lips in a staggering passionate kiss that steals her breath, and turns the bones in her body to jelly.... when done properly she shouldn't know what happened or is happening until she is naked and bound securely, leaving her open, helpless and vulnerable to any and every sensual torment you can inflict on her...


that's what sex is like ...






RMS
(have a nice day)




Dayum RMS!
I thought that was the kind of sex a girl only read about :blush:
baddog
09-15-2002, 05:44 PM
Originally posted by fish


then i want to have sex with Evil Chris...:blush:

oh, you are female? If so, then the question you posed to me in that other thread could quite possibly be answered answered with a resounding yes.

It depends entirely on the fish ;)
Electra
09-15-2002, 10:27 PM
Sex is like a good sneeze...don't ask me why . LOL
Horg
09-15-2002, 10:42 PM
Sex is like picking your nose, when it's well done it feels so good !
baddog
09-16-2002, 12:45 AM
Originally posted by Electra
Sex is like a good sneeze...don't ask me why . LOL

because it is fast, loud and hard?
twinkley
09-16-2002, 02:44 PM
Sex is like...

An ice cream cone - once your done, even if your full, you want MORE!!!

twinkley
Tera
09-16-2002, 06:20 PM
Originally posted by Electra
Sex is like a good sneeze...don't ask me why . LOL

I once read somewhere that three - five sneazes in a row equals an orgasm.. that is probably why sex is like a sneeze.
RMS
09-17-2002, 10:18 AM
If you sneeze while giving oral... does the other persons eyes popout?

:confused:
RMS
09-17-2002, 10:20 AM
Originally posted by emmanuelle





Dayum RMS!
I thought that was the kind of sex a girl only read about :blush:


No miss... good girls get sex like that all the time.

bad girls get much better :cackle:
Tobbe
09-17-2002, 10:21 AM
sex is the life. you cannot live without it ! :bonk:
Evil Chris
09-17-2002, 10:43 AM
Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts
--Jeff Foxworthy
:D
Tobbe
09-17-2002, 10:57 AM
Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts lol
goodgirl
09-17-2002, 01:41 PM
Originally posted by RMS



No miss... good girls get sex like that all the time.

bad girls get much better :cackle:

:eek: I don't get sex like that!
RMS
09-17-2002, 02:17 PM
Originally posted by goodgirl


:eek: I don't get sex like that!


you can :cackle:
goodgirl
09-17-2002, 02:24 PM
Originally posted by RMS



you can :cackle:

:eek:

:blush: