Morning wood

[Evil Chris]

At what age does the morning wood go away?
Just wondering here.... :laughout:

[Dizzybro]

never. sucks for you lol

[Evil Chris]

actually.... it's not such a bad thing. :)

[Dizzybro]

lol i only said that cause i figured u didn't like it.


i love my morning wood. thats the first thing i say when i wake up

"GOOD MORNING WOOD :D"

[ScreaM]

I'm 24 and I still get it sometimes. I hate it though. I can't pee for sometime. :(

[Cyndalie]

Definitley not after 30

[SykkBoy]

I'm getting to that age where I start panicking if I don't get it...

[Quagmire]

Morning wood goes away in and around the time the doctor declares you dead and starts filling out the death certificate.

If it goes away earlier than that, I think I'll speed up the death process and off myself anyway.

[Quagmire]

actually.... it's not such a bad thing. :)

Its also a good excuse for morning sex! What better way to start out a day than with morning sex??

[Virgule3]

I'm a girl...

Love it when a man wakes up hard... ;)

Sophie.

[MediaGuy]

We lose it? You mean some day I won't have to stand on my hands to take a whizz in the morning?

[Terrence]

My girlfriend does not seem to mind

Terrence

[painful]

I call it my alarm cock.

I think when you actually STOP having morning wood, you need to see a doctor. That is one of the things they check for when a man get Penile Erectile dysfunction. Pray to God you never stop getting morning wood. But remember, if you get it, and you talk about it too much, it means you're GAY!!!

Just kidding.

[painful]

I call it my alarm cock.

I think when you actually STOP having morning wood, you need to see a doctor. That is one of the things they check for when a man get Penile Erectile dysfunction. Pray to God you never stop getting morning wood. But remember, if you get it, and you talk about it too much, it means you're GAY!!!

Just kidding.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Panky]

I'm a girl...

Love it when a man wakes up hard... ;)

Sophie.

LOL! I couldn't agree more. :)

[zand_stein]

yup.......
i still have it........

[Panky]

yup.......
i still have it........

Are you a transvestite? You told us in the other thread that your name is Clair.

[Mister E]

yup.......
i still have it........

I AM SO CONFUSED!

I mean, I am so confused!

who/ what/ why/ how/ when/ where = YOU<------------------????Now back to the thread it never goes away, In fact I am way older than you and still have MY morning wood. At home.

In a jar.

mmmmmm

[SFS]

I am 46 and still wooding along just fine in the mornings.. LOL

[ScreaM]

Are you a transvestite? You told us in the other thread that your name is Clair.
lol Panky I was wondering the same thing.

She said her name's Claire and she is 22. I'm sure she will post saying she is a MILF tomorrow. :D

[SmokingDawn]

My hubby is 41 and still gets it...just enjoy it Chris..lol

[Greg B]

ROFL! It took me years to catch on to why so many people felt the Toy Story movies were so funny.

Woody!

Then there's a band called Morningwood and several towns called Morningwood. People keep stealing the signs.

[Evil Chris]

yup.......
i still have it........I thought you were a woman? :confused:

[Funbrunette]

yup.......
i still have it........


BUSTED!!!

:banned:

[TheLegacy]

http://www.tooshocking.com/content/images/image_23c718e7a533c398605b469e16307e4a.jpg

[thruma]

It's a pain trying to pee in the morning with it but I never want to stop having it.

I heard something to that if you stop getting it that you need to see a doctor.

[thruma]

http://www.tooshocking.com/content/images/image_23c718e7a533c398605b469e16307e4a.jpg

Hopefully thats not a wet dream he's having.

[DonMike]

Just for you Chris...

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[sassygirl]

http://www.tooshocking.com/content/images/image_23c718e7a533c398605b469e16307e4a.jpg

:laughout: :laughout: :laughout:

[ScreaM]

http://www.tooshocking.com/content/images/image_23c718e7a533c398605b469e16307e4a.jpg
haha nice one.

[SilvercashJeanette]

I'm a girl...

Love it when a man wakes up hard... ;)

Sophie.

Took the words right outta my mouth! :worthy: