Craziest job you've ever had

[Funbrunette]

I saw the thread about phone sex and it brought back some funny memories. Back in college I took a job as a phone sex operator it was wild. I only lasted about 3 months then it really got to me...lol I would dream about it. But the money was good and I learned a few things! :laughout:

What's the craziest job you ever had? Inquiring minds want to know!

[Cold_ice]

I saw the thread about phone sex and it brought back some funny memories. Back in college I took a job as a phone sex operator it was wild. I only lasted about 3 months then it really got to me...lol I would dream about it. But the money was good and I learned a few things! :laughout:

What's the craziest job you ever had? Inquiring minds want to know!
To bad I didn't come across that phone number. I never really had a crazy job other than porn which is not normal by any means. Just boring stuff like gas stations and fast food as a kid but I did make it as fun as possible. Had many wild nights doing it.

[Casa Nova]

I worked at a bar when I was 16til I was 18. Other then that I've only ever had 1 other job and that was just sales at leons. So nothing crazy for me lol

I must say though, I learned most of my "suave" attitude from the bar job, I got to see what kind of guys actually got the girls, and how they did it etc. I learned alot and plus I usually ended up with a new girl every night that were 4-5 years older then me lol Those were the days.

[zand_stein]

I worked as a gas attendant when I was 16 but I lasted there only 2 months Im happy to be gas attendant all the costumer are all good and sometimes theres rude too....

[born2blog]

I worked in a mushroom factory once, was the worst job ever!! I lasted about a week LOL

[ScreaM]

I've never had a job before this - adult is my first ever. :)

[Evil Chris]

I worked the candy floss (cotton candy) booth at our local fair when I was around 14 years old. I lasted all of about two hours on the first day. The lady I worked for was a real bitch!

[Mister E]

I got paid to whack pieces of plastic with pieces of wood

[cdsmith]

I saw the thread about phone sex and it brought back some funny memories. Back in college I took a job as a phone sex operator it was wild. I only lasted about 3 months then it really got to me...lol I would dream about it. But the money was good and I learned a few things! :laughout:

What's the craziest job you ever had? Inquiring minds want to know!

You have certainly got the voice for it. :worthy:

For me, hard to say.... the freakiest would have to be working security at the hospital back in the early 80's. Had to attend the morgue after hours, and can recall having some pretty gory gross cases come in... like the remains of a guy in a metal bucket... from a housefire. Or the guy in a bodybag who had spent about 3 days in the river, the bodybag was opened and his face slid off onto the floor in a big splat.

There's many more examples but I think you guys get the drift.


But the craziest job I've personally heard of wasn't mine, but a girl I briefly dated back in the mid 90's. She held a job at a hog processing plant where she was required to wear big rubber gloves and jerk off pigs on a conveyor belt. She'd jerk off a pig, the belt would move, and she'd jerk off the next one, and so on. 8 hours a shift of wanking pig cock.

:laughout:

[Cyndalie]

Mine wasn't too crazy, cashiering for a car dealership was interesting. They'd leave me alone in an unsecure office to count and account for over 10k in cash and 30K and up in CC receipts each day. I always wondered if someone was going to rob me one day or what.

[Rochard]

I've had some interesting jobs.

I worked for Swisher for a while. They are a bathroom sanitation company. I used to go and clean bathrooms of public places. Kind of a crappy job.

I did telemarketing for Olan Mills, a photography studio. We used to call up and try to sell people portrait packages. We had this one lady who was 70 years old who was our top seller. Every morning she would read the paper and see who had a baby born, or who got married. She would give it two weeks and then call them up.

But the best was the Marines. Every day it was something new.

[Magnus3x]

- Night cleaner at a hotdog factory
- Trimmed Xmas tree at a tree farm for the summer

[sassygirl]

i tried once to work on a gasoline station (it was my friends') but unfortunatley i keep switching off the wrong gas filler...i was fired immediatley LOL

[Greg B]

Believe it or not this is the only job I've ever had. Since I was 17 years old I've always worked drawing and writing.

[zand_stein]

I also try to be an telemarketer and some of my client attracted with my soft voice but I found it slightly crazy because sometimes I use to close the deal personally.....