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Evil Chris
09-12-2007, 09:14 AM
Like 28 times a day! :laughout:

What are some of the common spams you're getting these days, and what are you doing about them if anything?

Virgule3
09-12-2007, 11:11 AM
I often get offers for penis enlargement.

Huh...

So.

Casa Nova
09-12-2007, 01:04 PM
all my damn spam is for my small penis :( How did they find out!?:geez: lol

MediaGuy
09-12-2007, 01:36 PM
Fake Vuiton Bags, fake Rolexes, and ex-classmates and "worshippers" adding me to their "list"...

Then there's the "hot brunette does unspeakable things with a manster" stuff...

Then last is the Viagra/Cialis stuff...


There's also stuff from "sales" and "sales department" that have recent news headlines as subject headers which I have no idea what they're about.

OH and I almost forgot - viruses and whatnot from myself and co-workers...

So, not much, eh?

Slippery
09-12-2007, 03:09 PM
My boyfriend's penis keeps slipping out! ;)

terraangel
09-12-2007, 03:27 PM
I get penis stuff and stock crap. and the all so wonderful non member asking how much to spend the night with me..

Slippery
09-12-2007, 03:41 PM
I get penis stuff and stock crap. and the all so wonderful non member asking how much to spend the night with me..Some girls will actually do that! It's unbelievable. I never would though.

thruma
09-12-2007, 05:21 PM
I only get the stock spam... the rest seems to filter through my junk filter with thunderbird. Once you train that filter it works pretty good.

SykkBoy
09-12-2007, 05:31 PM
fast cash advances
ecards
horny camgirls

TheLegacy
09-12-2007, 05:49 PM
If I answered half of the spam I get, I would have breasts as big as FB and a bank account like EChris

Janell
09-13-2007, 01:49 PM
[Subject] Prince Harry Honors Diana at 10-Year Memorial Service

[Body]Genuine Viagra here: http://www.darwininternationallimited.com/

Yookaroo
09-13-2007, 04:42 PM
My boyfriend's penis keeps slipping out! ;)


I love that one, I keep wondering if its cause she's a loose slut:confused:

Panky
09-13-2007, 05:04 PM
Besides all the pills, potions, and lotions, the penis enlargement, horny girls, the misc porn links to free images, vids or cam shows, the login to your bank account, the loans and mortgages, I'm getting nailed with replica watches, some NFL tracker thing, and legal software sales.

What do I do about it? I just mark them as junk, if they haven't already been filtered, and Thunderbird junk mail controls takes care of them.

lazzlo
09-13-2007, 11:58 PM
my boyfriends phallus keeps slipping out

lazzlo
09-13-2007, 11:59 PM
i dont have one the btw!

gary elitedollars
09-14-2007, 08:24 AM
Besides all the pills, potions, and lotions, the penis enlargement, horny girls, the misc porn links to free images, vids or cam shows, the login to your bank account, the loans and mortgages, I'm getting nailed with replica watches, some NFL tracker thing, and legal software sales.

What do I do about it? I just mark them as junk, if they haven't already been filtered, and Thunderbird junk mail controls takes care of them.

what she said..

painful
09-14-2007, 09:26 AM
mine all say stuff like... XNations news for 30 August (http://us.f623.mail.yahoo.com/ym/ShowLetter?MsgId=9071_404665_159_1590_1455_0_1230_ 3690_242114629&Idx=0&YY=70918&y5beta=yes&y5beta=yes&inc=25&order=down&sort=date&pos=0&view=a&head=b&box=X%20Nations)

painful
09-14-2007, 09:28 AM
But that's all good spam. :heart: :laughout:

sassygirl
09-14-2007, 10:46 AM
i got mine like...I won the Lottery...for the nth time!! damn spammers...it keeping my hopes high :P

Cyndalie
09-14-2007, 01:28 PM
I'm getting nfl and adobe spam

Evil Chris
09-14-2007, 02:30 PM
I actually have a folder on my Yahoo mail account called "Nigerian Scams".
It's more of a folder for jokes now than anything else.

MediaGuy
09-14-2007, 04:14 PM
I used to like that truly bizarre spam that just random-jumbled words and phrases... it made for some surreal poetry sometimes...

peterk
09-16-2007, 07:24 AM
My inbox is full of spam! Damn I have to change the e-mail provider

Jimmidean
09-16-2007, 10:34 AM
These are all legit biz offers and you people should not be making fun of them.
Once that biz loan comes in and my penis grows to new heights you will be sorry.
Plus I have a banker in Nigeria who is going to send me a wad of cash.

rhetorical
09-16-2007, 07:20 PM
These are all legit biz offers and you people should not be making fun of them.
Once that biz loan comes in and my penis grows to new heights you will be sorry.
Plus I have a banker in Nigeria who is going to send me a wad of cash.
You still waiting? Hell I got my millions, spent it all, and am going to get another ten million next week. Nick@ilynx told me about this wonderful offer and I can't thank him enough.

stonegatherer
09-16-2007, 08:33 PM
I keep winning the lottery over in England. Must have been really drunk that night because I dont even remember flying over and buying the tickets.