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Cyndalie
10-09-2007, 12:37 PM
10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don’t have to compliment the other person to get some.
6. Its O.K. when the person you’re with fantasizes you’re someone eles, because you are.
5. Twenty years from now you’ll still enjoy candy.
4. If you don’t like what you get, you can always go next door.
3. It doesn’t matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the morning after.

And the number one reason Why Trick or treating is better than sex…
1. You can do the whole neighborhood!!!

What would you add?
Mister E
10-09-2007, 02:56 PM
damn this babe can write!
Slippery
10-09-2007, 03:04 PM
HA! Those are great Cyndalie.
GinaCochina
10-10-2007, 01:35 PM
That's easy. The after-Halloween half-price candy sales. Even though everyone has already taken what they want, you actually might want a piece of what's left.
TheLegacy
10-10-2007, 01:37 PM
I couldn't help but remove the words, "Trick or Treating" and replace them with "Cyndalie"
Funbrunette
10-10-2007, 04:11 PM
8. The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some. :laughout:

I love it!

No need for beer goggles anymore! ;-)
tomuchcash
10-10-2007, 10:22 PM
Nice!!

My fav being: And the number one reason Why Trick or treating is better than sex…
1. You can do the whole neighborhood!!!

Classic :laughout:
Platinum Chris
10-11-2007, 09:57 AM
Very nice Cyn! I really can't think of any to add right now. You just may have covered them all
Sheri Santiago
10-11-2007, 12:15 PM
And the number one reason Why Trick or treating is better than sex…
1. You can do the whole neighborhood!!!




The thought of doing anyone in my neighborhood makes me ill
Janell
10-11-2007, 02:32 PM
I love taking candy from strangers. LOL Seriously though I love halloween.
Cynthiab
10-11-2007, 03:34 PM
The older you are, the longer you can keep it up.
Evil Chris
10-11-2007, 03:36 PM
The thought of doing anyone in my neighborhood makes me illUnlucky.... there is a total hottie that lives on my street.

oh hold on.... she lives with me. :cackle:
carol.prime
10-11-2007, 04:47 PM
great list cyn!

*you would always be single and available! :)
tomuchcash
10-15-2007, 09:41 PM
lol what about - the older you get the more you don't need to worry about dressing up
seochick
10-16-2007, 08:46 AM
LOL! I love number 3!
peterk
10-30-2007, 03:02 AM
lmao :)