Santa Claus reads this board

[Evil Chris]

That being the case, this is a perfect time and place to put together your wish list for Christmas. Jews can ask for stuff too. :laughout:

I would like a new laptop to play with. A Mac.
I have never owned one, and I think that eventually we're all going to have to learn that operating system. So Santa Claus, please bring me a Mac. I have been a good boy all year long. Really. Just ask my wife. :worthy:

Next!

[Funbrunette]

I'd like a nice trip down south with my two favorite boys! :sunshine:

I promise I've been a good girl! :angel:

[tomuchcash]

Dear Santa,
Seeing as I have been such a very good girl this year I am not asking for much...
1. A new car
2. A new home theatre system
3. some money would be nice
4. And please get rid of the mortgage

Thanks heaps,
:heart: Luv tomuchcash xx


:laughout: hehe

[Dare69]

Dear Santa...

I have a little few wishes only.

1. Nice garret flat - furnished please
2. Mercedes SL55 AMG in black
3. Vacation on Caribik all inclucive with money for ganja and presents
4. Bellyful nice girls

That´s all for this year :)

A lot of thanks and see u!

Bye, your clever Darius

[Janell]

Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Come and trim my Christmas tree
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me

[Evil E]

I don't need anything. If i want something that bad I'll just buy it myself.

[carol.prime]

hello santa, please do help me to give my family a better and stable life by giving me more opportunity to work. hope you can read what's on my mind. thank you!

[DonMike]

All I want is a new Mac so I can get back to writing music. Sigh.

Oh, and if I was an extra good boy this year I could really use one of these...

http://s7d2.scene7.com/is/image/InternationalMale/7T_H870_CY?$product$

[Stinger]

A Clone of me pleeeeeeeeease This world desperatly need moooooore ME.....

[TheLegacy]

Santa, a nice night out with the wife alone for a dinner and movie

[tomuchcash]

I could really use one of these...

http://s7d2.scene7.com/is/image/InternationalMale/7T_H870_CY?$product$

Oh yes please throw him in for me too :laughout:

[spideriux]

I want a house and new car :)

[Rochard]

Dear Santa,

I've been very good this year. I've been faithful to my wife, well, almost. I quit smoking, and cut back on jerking off (although mostly because of a lack of new jerk material). I've also made good on my promises to Fun Brunette, both financial and physical.

So, in return, I would like to ask for the following few items.

1) My dick is too big. Can you please send me something to make it a bit smaller. Both lengthwise and thickness please. Most women take a gander and say "Oh God". No, really, they do.
2) I want Evil Chris to send me all of his traffic. Or at least put my upsell feed in his member's areas.
3) I wouldn't mind having a faster Mustang. Since they don't make such a beast yet, a new Ferrari would do nice. Red please.
4) HOW ABOUT SOME FUCKING PAIN KILLERS FOR MY FUCKING TOE ALREADY? What did I do to deserve this?
5) A number of people in the industry owe me a lot of money. I would like for all of them to pay up at once before I need to hire a fucking attorney. While your at it, both my brothers owe me money too.
6) A large bag of pretzels.

Thanks!

[DonMike]

Chocolate covered? Mmmmm.

http://s7ondemand1.scene7.com/is/image/DelightfulDeliveries/ss-pb30?wid=300

[ScreaM]

Dear Santa,
Make me a stud.

[DonMike]

Dear Santa,
Make me a stud.

Okay, here's a stud.

http://www.balltransfer.com/stud_mount3.jpg

[ScreaM]

Okay, here's a stud.

http://www.balltransfer.com/stud_mount3.jpg

Ok, please ignore my request then Santa!

[Casa Nova]

Santa?! On this board? Sweet.

Well Santa, I've been a decent guy this year so if these things aren't delivered on Christmas Day I will hold Rudolph hostage until my demands are met.

1) A nice new Yamaha R6 preferably 50th Anniversary Edition.
2)How about a new decent sized plasma TV
3) Some extra cash to invest
4) A getaway to Vegas with the friends.
5) Treatments to go well.

I think that's it for now, the rest I can take care of myself, I have the drive nad teh vision to go far in anything I want to do, and I hope that it starts to show more for me this coming season.

Thank you santa. lol

[Funbrunette]

http://www.carbuyersnotebook.com/archives/Escalade_2007.jpg

Do I sound greedy? :laughout:

[Evil E]

That's one ugly SUV :)

[Casa Nova]

http://www.carbuyersnotebook.com/archives/Escalade_2007.jpg

Do I sound greedy? :laughout:

oh me too!:heart:

[tomuchcash]

That's one ugly SUV :)

are you for real?

[GOD]

Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Come and trim my Christmas tree
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me

I'd rather trim your Christmas bush ...

[ScreaM]

That's one ugly SUV :)
lol you were joking right?

[Cyndalie]

Well, this is what we need more than want (I don't miss car payments)
but we definitly need it by Christmas

http://www.mitriplew.com/media/honda_crv_uff_06.jpg

[SykkBoy]

Dear Santa,

I want:
a pair of hookers
for my ex-wife to find religion and stop being such a nagging pain in the ass
and for britney to remain sober and finish her rehab

I've been extremely good this year....

[tomuchcash]

and for britney to remain sober and finish her rehab


I 2nd that!