I am....

[Rochard]

I am listed here as a "senior member". That's nice.

I see FB is listed as "CORRUPTED ADMIN!!!!!".

Who do I have to fuck to become a corrupted admin?

[Rochard]

Who do I have to fuck to become a corrupted admin?

Let me rephrase this question...

Who do I have to tie up to my head board, cover in chocolate, and ride like a stallion for a few hours until someone is sore to become a admin?

[Rochard]

I'm a nice guy....

[Rochard]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

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[Rochard]

I'm well known. Well, at least some people know.

[Rochard]

I'm qualified. I can edit posts, reset user passes.

[Rochard]

I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

fuck!
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[Rochard]

I have over a thousand posts here.

[Rochard]

And everyone knows how fond I am of Canadians and how I secretly wish I was one....

[Rochard]

Where is Robert, aka The Legacy? He'll stick up for me.

He wants me here.

Or he just plain old wants me. No difference.

[Rochard]

Hello world!

Fuck
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[Rochard]

I predict this will be a long thread.

[Rochard]

So should I ad in "moderator" in my sig? I think I'll do that now.

[Rochard]

This has been done!

So, um....

check my sig folks!

[Rochard]

I can speak Canadian, did you all knwo this?

[Rochard]

I'm not a newfie you know, eh?

Now, FB, fetch me my housecoat so make me some back bacon eh!

[Rochard]

No, nay nay, I'm not drunk. Just trying to get someone's attention here!

[Rochard]

Think this will come in handy?

http://www.wikihow.com/Cross-the-Canadian-Border

[Rochard]

I predict I'll either be a moderator here shortly.

Or banned.

Hey that gives me an idea for a new thread.

[Rochard]

Bump! Bump!

[Evil E]

Are you drunk or just insane?

[Casa Nova]

...............rochard how much crack have u smoked tonight

[Rochard]

It's the red bull, I swear!

[Panky]

Okay... so you have our attention and? If you are actually serious, why do you want to become a mod and why should we consider you for the position?

[Rochard]

Okay... so you have our attention and? If you are actually serious, why do you want to become a mod and why should we consider you for the position?

Because I can?

It's all part of my master plan.

[Casa Nova]

....this is an interesting

[GOD]

http://www.postwhore.biz/albums/userpics/10002/thumb_postwhore.gif

[Funbrunette]

ROFL!!!! :laughout: I loooooooooooooooooove chocolate...I'm sure we can work out something!

[Rochard]

ROFL!!!! :laughout: I loooooooooooooooooove chocolate...I'm sure we can work out something!

We tried that once before I walked away empty handed.

So I'll be bumping this thread every day until some says Uncle. Or maybe "merci".

[Rochard]

Not to mention every time I bump this thread it adds to my weak post count!

[Evil Chris]

Anyone have an Uncle Merci?

[Rochard]

Yawn. I need a nap!

[Rochard]

I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long.
Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song.
So while she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed.
And in the personals column, there was this letter I read:

"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
I'm the lady you've looked for, write to me, and escape."

I didn't think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean.
But me and my old lady, had fallen into the same old dull routine.
So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad.
And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half-bad.

"Yes, I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne.
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all this red tape.
At a bar called O'Malley's, where we'll plan our escape."

So I waited with high hopes, then she walked in the place.
I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face.
It was my own lovely lady, and she said, "Oh, it's you."
And we laughed for a moment, and I said, "I never knew"..

"That you liked Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape."

"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape."