Ask your most embarassing questions in HERE!!!

[Funbrunette]

I'll go first...

Can someone PLEASE tell me why is it that when we eat asparagus our pee smells like it less than an hour after consumption? :laughout: Doesn't do that with any other foods...

[Panky]

lol... Ewww... Asparagus... lol! There's a compound in asparagus that gets digested and deposited into the urine that makes it smell that way. I just can't remember what it is called. lol! Not everyone can smell it either. The veggie is really good for you though.

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Embarrassing questions... hmmm... let me think... lol!

[Relentless]

Little known fact...

If you eat enough asparagus (I mean bowls full), your urine will actually be able to stain marble. In a past life I was on a construction site where the stone masonry contractor failed to give his men a meaningful xmas bonus one year. They all came to work eating asparagus all day and then climbed ladders at the end of the day and pissed all over the walls of the bank lobby they were working in. The next day there were streaks stained into all the marble on the walls and the work had to be re-done...:geez:

[painful]

I'll go first...

Can someone PLEASE tell me why is it that when we eat asparagus our pee smells like it less than an hour after consumption? :laughout: Doesn't do that with any other foods...

Coffee does it too!

[Rania]

OK here is one.

I can't beleive I'm going to write this down :laughout: Is it just me or do you have a hang up when it comes to going "# 2" with the person you're dating in the same room? You need a buffer zone no?

[Terrence]

Ladies this one if for you do you prefer if a man is circumcised
or not?

[painful]

OK here is one.

I can't beleive I'm going to write this down :laughout: Is it just me or do you have a hang up when it comes to going "# 2" with the person you're dating in the same room? You need a buffer zone no?

If they're in the bathroom with me, yes I had a problem, or if it was explosive and loud. Otherwise, no I just went.

[Panky]

OK here is one.

I can't beleive I'm going to write this down :laughout: Is it just me or do you have a hang up when it comes to going "# 2" with the person you're dating in the same room? You need a buffer zone no?

Yes. Always have. If he's in another room, fine. What I can't stand is if I'm on the toilet and he just walks in to grab a pair of underwear from the clean laundry or God forbid talk to me because I couldn't hear him through the door. Either that, or if I'm in the shower and he has to use the bathroom at that particular moment or again, has to talk to me about something that usually amounts to nothing important. Pisses me off every single time. Sometimes, I can be a royal bitch to him when he does that stuff. He doesn't do it often anymore, but it still pisses me off every time. I like my privacy! lol!

[Rochard]

How many straight men are turned on by Casa Nova in drag?

[Visualad]

My question is:

If I (happen) to shoot my load in a girls eye on the Very FIRST Sexy Time we have - who should be embarrased (if anyone). Her or Me?

[Funbrunette]

My question is:

If I (happen) to shoot my load in a girls eye on the Very FIRST Sexy Time we have - who should be embarrased (if anyone). Her or Me?


No one it's hilarious! You should be proud that you're still young enough to shoot that hard...lol :laughout:

[Terrence]

How many straight men are turned on by Casa Nova in drag?

I'm totally turned on :pornshoot Hahahahahaha!

[painful]

No one it's hilarious! You should be proud that you're still young enough to shoot that hard...lol :laughout:

I'm 32 and I can shoot the wall behind us with a nice loud splat. When I was a teenager I was able to hit the ceiling, no lies. My girlfriend at the time thought it was funny, until her dad asked what the stain was from.:scram: :huh:

[Rochard]

How many people here have had crabs?

[Panky]

I have eaten the crustaceans, but never had pubic lice, A.K.A. crabs.

[Evil E]

no std here.

[Virgule3]

Ok...

Number 2: Not in the same room... But if he's in another room, ok...

Circumcision: I don't care as long as it's always clean.

Casa in drag? Major turn on! héhé

Load in eyes: I like it on my face so it's bound to happen! ;)

Crabs? From Alaska, yes...

Question: Guys... What do you think when a girl has a "vagina fart"? What comes through your mind? I hate it when it happens!!!

Sophie.

[Evil E]

Question: Guys... What do you think when a girl has a "vagina fart"? What comes through your mind? I hate it when it happens!!!

Sophie.

A "Vart" or a "Queef" is part of the game. Sometimes it can be funny and it's just that... nothing much. It's not embarassing or turn off in my book.

[painful]

Question: Guys... What do you think when a girl has a "vagina fart"? What comes through your mind? I hate it when it happens!!!

Sophie.

I laugh and it always throws off my rhythm, but the same as if i fart during sex or while getting head. For some reason it cracks me up. One minute you're in this serious situation, fucking like a pornstar, then !BLAMO! you're 12 again and laughing at the sound.

[Funbrunette]

I laugh and it always throws off my rhythm, but the same as if i fart during sex or while getting head. For some reason it cracks me up. One minute you're in this serious situation, fucking like a pornstar, then !BLAMO! you're 12 again and laughing at the sound.


Ok let me get this straight you fart while you're getting a blow job? :laughout: That's so fucking baaaaaaaaad! I would bite your dick off!

[Evil E]

note to self: do not get a blow job from FunBrunette after going to the Sugar house.

[Platinum Chris]

If you're tag-teaming a broad with your friend, is it gay if the balls touch?

[Cyndalie]

Ok let me get this straight you fart while you're getting a blow job? :laughout: That's so fucking baaaaaaaaad! I would bite your dick off!

LMAO!!!!

[Casa Nova]

This thread is cracking me up you guys are hilarious lol

& to answer your question Rochard, Everyone is turned on by me in drag, my hairy legs are irresistible!

[MediaGuy]

you know what really embarasses me to ask? And i'd like a real answer... how do these automated TGP auto submitter things work? i mean really i'm no fan of TGPs for quality traffic but I'd love to know how to use'em and that's one of those fields i haven't bothered looking into... i like handcrafted stuff, you know?

ok now where's that blushing smiley...

[Panky]

you know what really embarasses me to ask? And i'd like a real answer... how do these automated TGP auto submitter things work? i mean really i'm no fan of TGPs for quality traffic but I'd love to know how to use'em and that's one of those fields i haven't bothered looking into... i like handcrafted stuff, you know?

ok now where's that blushing smiley...

If you're serious, hit me up and I'll fill you in.

[Rania]

If you're tag-teaming a broad with your friend, is it gay if the balls touch?

Did this happen to you? I would say no but you can easily find positions to make sure your boys dont touch, unless that's what your going for :laughout:

[Cyndalie]

you know what really embarasses me to ask? And i'd like a real answer... how do these automated TGP auto submitter things work? i mean really i'm no fan of TGPs for quality traffic but I'd love to know how to use'em and that's one of those fields i haven't bothered looking into... i like handcrafted stuff, you know?

ok now where's that blushing smiley...

Yeah really, especailly when every damn place charges a partner fee to 'review' submissions.

[Stephane76]

caca talk?

[2MuchMark]

If you're tag-teaming a broad with your friend, is it gay if the balls touch?


It is.

And why don't you call me anymore?

[Terrence]

This thread is hilarious!

Terrence :laughout:

[lazzlo]

you know what really embarasses me to ask? And i'd like a real answer... how do these automated TGP auto submitter things work? i mean really i'm no fan of TGPs for quality traffic but I'd love to know how to use'em and that's one of those fields i haven't bothered looking into... i like handcrafted stuff, you know?

ok now where's that blushing smiley...

they are easy to use! try chamleon

[TheLegacy]

Why is it that younger girls are so totally turned on by older men?

[MediaGuy]

Why is it that younger girls are so totally turned on by older men?

Because we (should) emanate an air of experience, and knownledge, and thus we tantalize them with the mystery of undiscovered technique, pleasure and sensation...

[TheLegacy]

Because we (should) emanate an air of experience, and knownledge, and thus we tantalize them with the mystery of undiscovered technique, pleasure and sensation...

Not too mention we tip better LOL :scram:

[2Much Kedra]

I'd have to say, as a woman that is ALWAYS more attracted to older men...it's the Daddy fixation! ;)

[Panky]

I like the older guys too. Always have. Always will. Or at least until I hit the age where I need a 20 something boy toy to play with.

[Panky]

Because we (should) emanate an air of experience, and knownledge, and thus we tantalize them with the mystery of undiscovered technique, pleasure and sensation...

lol! Yeah... that's a good way to describe it. A certain level of maturity. Guys just seem to take longer to grow up than girls. lol!

[Visualad]

should fabio feel embarrased if he cumz too early? Sometimes when fabio is very ripped with low body fat - he squirts uncontrollably.

When its time for 2nd, 3rd and 4th cumshot, things are better though..

So question.. if a man cumz early while SeXy TImE, should he feel embarrased?

[Funbrunette]

should fabio feel embarrased if he cumz too early? Sometimes when fabio is very ripped with low body fat - he squirts uncontrollably.

When its time for 2nd, 3rd and 4th cumshot, things are better though..

So question.. if a man cumz early while SeXy TImE, should he feel embarrased?


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:laughout:

[Panky]

Oh geez... lol! I can only hope that image hasn't burned too deep in my brain.

[Panky]

So question.. if a man cumz early while SeXy TImE, should he feel embarrased?

Premature ejaculation is nothing to be embarrassed about. Hell, all he needs is a few moments to relax and refuel and he's good to go again. ;) Besides, there's more than one way to please a woman and finish the job, in the event he's not able to regain his composure.

[carol.prime]

Why is it that younger girls are so totally turned on by older men?

well, maybe because they have more experience in everything. sex, life, family etc. which made the girls think that they are being serious to the relationship. apparently, not. because i knew some of this guys who just "play" with girls let them believe that they are single though not. :sick:

[Rania]

Men do you like your women shaved, hairy doesn't matter?

[TheLegacy]

Men do you like your women shaved, hairy doesn't matter?

I prefer women shaved - trust me after living through the 70s LOL.

What truly annoys me is a women who can't clean herself and refuses to shower after a few days. Outside of that, a properly shaved or shaven pussy is always fun to explore with your mouth not fearing any hairs stuck in your teeth on the way up.

Same can be said about women when it comes to men

[Funbrunette]

Men do you like your women shaved, hairy doesn't matter?

I say clean shaven for both men and women I hate hair! On women I like a nice landing strip.

[Mr. Plow]

Well that Borat pic was a good way to start my day by warping my brain:P

I think hair is underrated. Everyone should be hairy I say!

[dyonisus]

OK here is one.

I can't beleive I'm going to write this down :laughout: Is it just me or do you have a hang up when it comes to going "# 2" with the person you're dating in the same room? You need a buffer zone no?

Definitely need a buffer zone.

[Terrence]

Don't be shy guys keep the wacky questions coming.

Terrence

[2MuchMark]

Okay, here is a question I would be too embarrased to ask in person.

Funbrunette: Will you be my valentine? Pweeeze?

:)

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[Funbrunette]

Okay, here is a question I would be too embarrased to ask in person.

Funbrunette: Will you be my valentine? Pweeeze?

:)

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Absolutely! :heart:

[Shane_TDF]

Ok, I've got two for you...
When you shave your lady parts, how do you avoid the red bumps? I've seen all kinds of crap on the market advertising they solve the problem but who knows if it really works.
And....
On the average how long can a guy really go in the sack with out blowing his load?
Now that's a question I would not ask in person...

[Funbrunette]

Ok, I've got two for you...
When you shave your lady parts, how do you avoid the red bumps? I've seen all kinds of crap on the market advertising they solve the problem but who knows if it really works.
And....
On the average how long can a guy really go in the sack with out blowing his load?
Now that's a question I would not ask in person...

Two words baby "Tend Skin" This stuff is brilliant! Smells awful, so I wouldn't suggest you use before getting some action, but it really works!

http://www.productdose.com/wp-content/photos/tend_skin.jpg

[Shane_TDF]

Two words baby "Tend Skin" This stuff is brilliant! Smells awful, so I wouldn't suggest you use before getting some action, but it really works!

http://www.productdose.com/wp-content/photos/tend_skin.jpg

Thanks for that. I'll be looking for it soon. ;)

[TheLegacy]

Okay, here's another question.

Your visiting your wife's family and suddenly you really need to let a fart go, but being at their home there isn't many places to go. What do you do?

I honestly had the idea one time to take those air strips that hang from your windshield mirror and sow them into the back of your shorts so that if you fart, it will smell like minty forest green.


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[Ronaldo]

Ok, I've got two for you...
When you shave your lady parts, how do you avoid the red bumps? I've seen all kinds of crap on the market advertising they solve the problem but who knows if it really works.
And....
On the average how long can a guy really go in the sack with out blowing his load?
Now that's a question I would not ask in person...

http://www.personalshavers.com/

I bought the wife one of these in Florida a few years ago and she loves it. SMOOTH as a babies bottom without the razor burn. Had to buy a replacement not that long ago actually.

[2MuchMark]

Absolutely! :heart:



YES!!!!!


/me high-5's myself.

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