Who is your best friend???

[Crak_JMan]

Your wife is NOT your best friend!


If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.

Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour.

When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you!

[Ronaldo]

lol, good one. But my wife is my best friend...hands down.

[Quagmire]

Friends are overrated and eat up way too much of your free time which could be better spent masturbating or playing video games.

[Crak_JMan]

lol, good one. But my wife is my best friend...hands down.

So she likes being in the trunk?

[Ronaldo]

So she likes being in the trunk?

She likes it IN the trunk.

[Crak_JMan]

Friends are overrated and eat up way too much of your free time which could be better spent masturbating or playing video games.

Why masturbate or play games alone when you could do it with a friend???

[TheLegacy]

OMG -I just tried it - ITS SOOOO TRUE !!!

[Doug of Montreal]

My wife, for sure... I just haven't met her yet! :)

[Xrated J]

my dogs.

[Virgule3]

Still single here... My two adorable dogs for sure...

Sophie.

[Jimmidean]

What is this "friends" thing I keep hearing about?

[Rochard]

If I locked my wife in my trunk with my dog one of them would surely kill me.

[Slippery]

:spit:
OMG now I need a new keyboard!

[Stephane76]

ahhaah good one man

[Stinger]

My Right hand and My Guitar Hero are my best friends....

My GF in my trunk... At 5 feet tall, she would find a way to get out and leave with the Dam Car ;) Ho wait... I might want to try this one lolllllll

[SFS]

LOL...

My wife is my best friend...

[DonMike]

This thread reminds me of that song by Angels & Airwaves, "It Hurts"...

How did I let her inside?
We're dripping of sweat, I'm feeling alright
Her lips were the last thing touched tonight
Your best friend is not your girlfriend

It hurts