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Rochard
03-24-2008, 04:02 PM
WhOOt whOOt!!!

Time to get your balls wet at Phoenix Forum!!!

Entry Forms are now open at www.XXXIronMan.com. Sign up now as a limited number of team positions remain open!

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/rock/ironman.jpg (http://www.xxxironman.com/)

XXXIronMan.com (http://www.xxxironman.com/), founded by the solid and successful programs, CherryPimps (http://www.cherrypimps.com), It’s Your Porn (http://www.itsyourporn.com/) and LegitCash (http://www.legitcash.com/) is a competition not to be missed! One name: Beer Pong. Bottom line: whoever has cups left standing, wins!

Each team has 2 players and webmasters must possess the skills known to be the strongest amongst leading Adult Webmasters: Hand-eye Coordination, Wrist Strength and Alcohol Tolerance. Only serious webmasters will prevail and win over $2500 in cash in the XXX Iron Man competition by making sure your balls get wet first! All Females teams may designate a ‘drinker’ to be part of their team, but only if they’re ready to remove articles of clothing instead. This can also be used as one of the distraction tactics by a team.

“Webmasters know what they are made of, but does everyone else? That is why we came up with the idea of XXX Iron Man. It takes in elements that truly test the bravado.” Says Avalanche, owner of Cherry Pimps. “And of course it will be a great time! Good luck to all the participants!”

Prize breakdowns include:
$2500 in Cash Prizes ($2000 to winning team, $500 to 2nd place team, unless you get beat by girls, in which case the 1st place, all female team, gets $2500)

The amazing sponsors who understand what it takes to be an XXX Iron Man include:

All the beer you can drink courtesy of XXX Iron Man’s Official Beer Sponsor, Diabolic Dollars (http://www.diabolicdollars.com/)! Other proud sponsors include National Net (http://www.nationalnet.com/) as the event host, as well as other great programs Blazing Bucks (http://www.blazingbucks.com/), Spunky Cash (http://www.spunkycash.com/), and Epoch (http://www.epoch.com/).

The Phoenix Forum (http://www.thephoenixforum.com/) is the first stop along the way. The XXXIronMan competition will then hit the road and head for Cybernet Expo in San Francisco (http://www.cybernetexpo.com/), followed by the XBiz Summer Forum in Las Vegas (http://www.xbizforum.com/)! Start training. Lift your beers and cheer to the sponsors who have brought you the event where you can say, ‘I AM THE XXX IRON MAN and I won $2500 proving it!’

Contact: webmaster [at] xxxironman.com

Evil Chris
03-24-2008, 05:31 PM
Looks like a fun even to spectate! hahaha...
I might have been crazy enough to enter.... about 20 years ago! ;)

Rochard
03-25-2008, 12:27 PM
Why not? Age has nothing to do with it.....

And it's fun!

Funbrunette
03-25-2008, 01:31 PM
Hahahahahahaha! That's great! :laughout: