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TheLegacy
11-19-2008, 05:03 PM
'MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD'

'Hello, is this the Police Office?'

'Yes. What can I do for you?'

'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Jack Murphy...He's hidin' Marijuana inside his firewood!

Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there..'

'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'

The next day, twelve St Johns Police Officers descend on Jack's house.

They search the shed where the firewood is kept.

Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.
They sneer at Jack and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Jack's house.

'Hey, Jack! This here's Floyd....Did the Police come?'

'Yeah!'

'Did they chop your firewood?'

'Yep!'

'Happy Birthday, buddy!'

(Newfies know how to get'er done)
Rochard
11-19-2008, 06:10 PM
LOL! That's a good one!
Evil Chris
11-19-2008, 10:01 PM
Nice.... I love newfie jokes. Any more?
Mr. Burns
11-20-2008, 12:50 AM
whats a newfie?
bluemoney
11-20-2008, 09:26 AM
Ha Ha . . . That's a nice one!
Kristine
11-20-2008, 12:07 PM
lol, what a great idea.
dyonisus
11-20-2008, 05:27 PM
what's a newfie, hmmm, non CDN there Id say EH!!!
A person from newfoundland, actually its a derogatory statement which places people from the east coast of canada as stupid or imbeciles.

but I gotta say, that joke makes that dude look like the smartest mo fo in town!
Cyndalie
11-21-2008, 11:28 AM
LOL!

But if it's firewood isn't it already chopped? Otherwise it's just wood, or logs, no?
thruma
11-22-2008, 05:51 PM
what's a newfie, hmmm, non CDN there Id say EH!!!
A person from newfoundland, actually its a derogatory statement which places people from the east coast of canada as stupid or imbeciles.

but I gotta say, that joke makes that dude look like the smartest mo fo in town!

But do you know why the newfie jokes are so simple?
It's so the non-newfies can understand them.

It's actually not that derogatory. I know newfies who tell newfie jokes.
TheLegacy
11-24-2008, 12:07 PM
Newfie's make fun of themselves - and actually this joke only makes the police look bad - so where is it putting them down?
Crak_JMan
11-24-2008, 12:45 PM
Thanks for the laugh Robert
12ClicksMichele
11-24-2008, 05:43 PM
That was pretty funny.
scarlettohara
12-06-2008, 10:28 AM
That's a fire with a difference !