As your friend....

[twinkley]

Money......................
>
> It can buy a house..............................But not a Home
>
> It can buy a bed................................But not Sleep
>
> It can buy a Clock .............................But not Time
>
> It can buy you a Book...........................But not Knowledge
>
> It can buy you a Position.......................But not Respect
>
> It can buy you Medicine.........................But not Health
>
> It can buy you Blood............................But not Life
>
> It can buy you Sex..............................But not Love
>
> So you see money isn't everything.
>
> And it often causes pain and suffering.
>
> I tell you all this because.......................
>
> I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and
> suffering.............
>
>
> So please send me all your money (CASH ONLY PLEASE)and I will suffer for
> you.

[Evil Chris]

Twinkley, do you accept Paypal? LMAO

[Feynman]

Originally posted by twinkley
Money......................

> I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and
> suffering.............
>
>
> So please send me all your money (CASH ONLY PLEASE)and I will suffer for
> you.

Visit my friend Egbert's website.

http://www.rumpelstilz.com/
http://www.moneybymistake.com/

Subscribe to his insane newsletter.

He will (most likely) not spam you.

[shawcutie]

OMG

Thats great ;)

[Ounique]

Honey, if I had any it would be on the way.

Money can't buy happiness, but it can make being sad a hell of a lot more fun!!! LOL!!!!

[StuartD]

I'm sorry, I'm still caught up on the "money can buy you sex" part :bonk:

[Purple Haze]

Ha Ha! :p

[KCJ]

Originally posted by Ounique

Money can't buy happiness, but it can make being sad a hell of a lot more fun!!! LOL!!!!
lol how damn true :D :D :D

[twinkley]

hahahahahaahahha

I just KNEW this group would appreciate that hahahahaha

And yes, of COURSE I take paypal!! hahaha

twinkley