Favourite line from Seinfeld [Archive]

FreeNetPassDave

03-13-2003, 03:35 PM

"I'M OUT!!!!!"

- Kramer

-Episode - "The Bet"

This is the episode where Jerry, Elaine, Kramer, and George have a bet to see who can refrain from masturbating the longest. Within 1 day of the contest beginning, Kramer charges into the room and shouts "I'M OUT!"

I laugh so dam hard everytime I see that episode. It is on TONIGHT ironically on TBS.

WATCH IT!!

Kath

03-13-2003, 03:42 PM

I liked the Soup Nazi - "No soup for you!" lol

Here's a great place for people who have a hard time picking just one....well, this might complicate it but it does celebrate the world of Seinfeld. :bonk:

http://www.pkmeco.com/seinfeld/

I saw Amazon also has a book of quotes too - lol ;)

Funbrunette

03-13-2003, 03:44 PM

"You ever notice how happy people are when they finally get a table? They feel so special because they've been chosen. It's enough to make you sick."
- Elaine, getting very hungry, in "The Chinese Restaurant"

Miss Novette

03-13-2003, 03:46 PM

Originally posted by Kath
I liked the Soup Nazi - "No soup for you!"

That one is my favorite!

:p

Evil Chris

03-13-2003, 05:31 PM

Kath, thanks for posting a link to that site! I could spend too much time in there... hehehe

This one is good for all of us working in this biz... :D

"You know what they say, 'You don't sell the steak, you sell the sizzle."
- Kramer, in "The Bizarro Jerry"

Ronaldo

03-13-2003, 05:37 PM

"What the @#&*# are you doing, you little piece of @#&*#" Jerry to the little piece of shit in Non-Fat Yogurt.

"Look Tubs" Kramer to Jerry, same episode.

sherie

03-13-2003, 06:11 PM

"Giddy up"
"No soup for you"
"The master of my domain"
George to Kramer 'Vandela industries you idiot, you were suppose to answer Vandela industries'

Too many, but those are a few!

Jeff N

03-13-2003, 06:42 PM

Greatest show of all time. My favorite quote is actually Constanza venting to Seinfeld about his girlfriend (Susan) hanging out with the group..

"You have no idea of the magnitude of this thing. If she is allowed to infiltrate this world then George Costanza as you know him ceases to exist. You see, right now I have Relationship George. But there is also Independent George. That's the George you know, the George you grew up with... Movie George, Coffee Shop George, Liar George, Bawdy George."
"I love that George."
"Me too, and he's dying. If Relationship George walks through this door, he will kill Independent George. A George divided against itself cannot stand!"

Classic moment ......

Magnus3x

03-13-2003, 06:56 PM

It's a festivous for the rest "of us"

MarkTiarra

03-13-2003, 07:33 PM

Yeah... "No soup for you... TWO WEEKS!"

Use that one all the time.

My lady has license plates that say "Schmoopy" too. Now THAT'S a Seinfeld reference!

LAJ

03-13-2003, 08:29 PM

Hellllooo Newman :mad:

hershie

03-13-2003, 08:33 PM

"The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man giving back soup at a deli".

George from the episode where he rescues a whale with Kramer's golf ball stuck in its blow hole.

sherie

03-13-2003, 09:09 PM

Originally posted by MarkTiarra
Yeah... "No soup for you... TWO WEEKS!"

Use that one all the time.

My lady has license plates that say "Schmoopy" too. Now THAT'S a Seinfeld reference! At least they don't say "ASSMAN" LMAO

BuggyG

03-14-2003, 08:02 AM

"Heellloooooooooooooo"
-Episode Jerry was making fun of his gf's belly button. Can't stop saying it. And it doesn't help that got a co-worker from England and she says it the same way. So it's like walk in, spend 5mins just saying it back and forth and then try to start working. ahhhhhh, the joys of not having a manager around the office anymore.

"I'M BACK BABY!!!!!"
-When George has problems getting it up with some girl he's seeing. And Kramer makes him eat some fruit (forgot which one)

-Another one is the WHOLE peisode when Kramer is taking karate courses and he's advising Elaine on how to be more self-confident until she finds out it's a kids class

ok...just way too many on that show. Gonna take all day to go thru every episode.

:bonk:

XXXPhoto

03-14-2003, 08:16 AM

"It's a Bro"
"No, a Manssiere"
"A BRO!"
"NO! A MANSSIERE!"

Kramer vs George's Dad on new male titties support invention...

adamneve

03-14-2003, 08:33 AM

Originally posted by XXXPhoto
"It's a Bro"
"No, a Manssiere"
"A BRO!"
"NO! A MANSSIERE!"

Kramer vs George's Dad on new male titties support invention...
that is definetly #1

and here is #2
"Hey, you know what would make a great coffee table book? A coffee table book about coffee tables!"
- Kramer, in "The Cigar Store Indian"

McAttack

03-14-2003, 08:38 AM

One I use every time something stupid happens in the office.

"George is getting upset!"

How about these ones
"Do we still need to keep these mustaches? I feel like an out of work porn star"
"Kenny? KENNY!" - When Kenny Rogers' chicken closes down and Kramer goes nuts.
The whole Junior mint incident

XXXPhoto

03-14-2003, 09:14 AM

Surprised no one has mentioned this classic... "Mulva"

George's suggestion to Jerry of g/f name that ryhmes w/ female body part

Ok... off to eat a candybar w/ knife and fork while betting on flight arrivals with my pen that writes upsidedown...

Evil Chris

03-14-2003, 10:49 AM

:D Some good ones in here! I think Seinfeld will be in syndication forever...

Serenity Now!!

Purple Haze

03-14-2003, 11:38 AM

"...Yada Yada Yada"

when Jerry says "NEWMAN" under his breath.

Vid Vicious

03-14-2003, 01:26 PM

Kaaaa stanssss ZZzza .. .

Goerge's little Jinkle so that women get used to him link an old commercail .. that show was gold .. Gonna pull out my Seinfeild tapes now ..

Purple Haze

03-14-2003, 02:20 PM

Or how about this one: "Kastansza...Kantstandya" ---George's high school gym teacher with the big yellow teeth, who now lives on the streets.

BuggyG

03-14-2003, 07:59 PM

George talking to Jerry

"I turn them to lesbianism, and Kramer turns them BACK!"

And lest we forget,

"these pretzeles, they're makiing me thirsty"

or Kramer and Newman in the metro (that's subway for you non-montreal people. hehehehe )

Kramer: The ukraine is WEAK!
Ukranian man: The Ukraine is NOT WEAK!!!!!

and one more for tonight

"THE PIGMAN!!!"

dyonisus

03-15-2003, 07:09 PM

I dont know how you were able to pull out so many good ones, I read this post and just kept hearing all the great lines and could not pick one..

Fav Episode.. Soup Nazi
Fav of Jerry's G/F Courtney Cox
Best CDn Appearance - Angela who was a much music VJ for a blink of an eye!! Played on of Jerry's G/F

Vid Vicious

03-15-2003, 07:40 PM

" If you have nothing bad to say about a relationship, you shouldn't say anything at all! "
George K

Shann

03-16-2003, 06:44 PM

Yadda yadda yadda....

NO soup for you!

Serenity now! (my fav) insanity later rofl

And it was Angela Dhorman (sp?) who was a MuchMusic VJ who played Jerry's g/f in that episode dyonisus. :)

=^..^=

03-17-2003, 11:49 AM

The Pigman and the Moops are definately up there for me

I also like the Pakistani Man who waves his finger:
"you very very very bad man" :D

that and "SERENITY NOW!"
"HOOCHIEMAMA!"

=^..^=

03-17-2003, 11:50 AM

I cant believe I alsst forgot
"stella!" :D

DrGuile

03-17-2003, 05:26 PM

personal favorite:

Elaine talking about something or another...

Jerry: "Is this about me?"
Elaine: "No..."
Jerry: "Then Ive lost interest..."