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luke
03-18-2003, 01:14 PM
http://titaniumcounter.com/temp/emergency/
Funbrunette
03-18-2003, 01:50 PM
"If you have set yourself on fire, do not run" has got to be my fave! :xthumbs:
luke
03-18-2003, 01:54 PM
I think mine is "If your building collapses, give yourself a blowjob while waiting to be rescued. "

hahaha
Ounique
03-18-2003, 02:08 PM
Originally posted by luke
I think mine is "If your building collapses, give yourself a blowjob while waiting to be rescued. "

hahaha
Heh heh, if I could do that I probably wouldn't give a shit that my building was collapsing! LOL!!!
Evil Chris
03-18-2003, 02:37 PM
AAhahahaha....

"If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor." :bonk:
Panky
03-18-2003, 07:20 PM
"If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting."

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Panky