Ooops. I need a new XNATIONS shirt

[gunner]

PREFACE: Over the years I've had my nose busted a few times, so now, besides looking fucked it, my nose also doesn't work right. It causes me to snore really loud and to sneeze through my mouth. It's fucked up.


Ok, so I'm on the flight to Desert Forum last week and the stewardess comes by with the snacks. In the box there are a few oreo cookies, so I chow down. Then all of a sudden, I get the sudden urge to sneeze. I turn my head and cover my mouth, but this monster sneeze sprays the black oreo cookies I'd been eating all over my XNATIONS T-SHIRT. I run to the bathroom and try to scrub it out, but the little tissues are just falling apart. So I return to my seat, my sleeve soaked in water, still stained with Oreo juice, and little pieces of tissue paper. I had to wait to get off the plane and get my baggage before I could change my shirt.


Just thought I'd share.
(You all now see why I generally travel alone)

[Evil Chris]

You have a PREFACE, and a story... but where's the MORAL? :laughout:
And pics.... we need pics... LOL

[Funbrunette]

Yes, I agree! We want to see pics! :D Hit me up on ICQ hun...I'll see what I can do for you! ;)

[LaurieX]

Hahaha Gunner that is very funny. I would have loved to have seen that.

[Vid Vicious]

Washing said shirt is not an option?


Are you like me ? I'd rather go shopping then do laundry or Iron ..that's way I have one closet full of shirts unironed and only worn once .. LOL

[Ounique]

gunner,

That was the most repulsive story I've ever heard!

You is my kind of peoples. :nuts:

[mailman]

i still got mine... by my gf weres it all the time.... :(

[PaulSweet]

::-|

Thats a story!

[emmanuelle]

Personally I would have loved to be there when Gunner removed his shirt to wash it!

[gunner]

Originally posted by emmanuelle
Personally I would have loved to be there when Gunner removed his shirt to wash it!

sorry I didn't capture that moment. here's a topless pic for ya ;^)

me and the boss man in phoenix
http://fubarwebmasters.com/phoenix/hotel/DSC_0285.htm

[Katlicious]

Originally posted by gunner
sorry I didn't capture that moment. here's a topless pic for ya ;^)

me and the boss man in phoenix
http://fubarwebmasters.com/phoenix/hotel/DSC_0285.htm

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuu um! That's my new Wallpaper for work. If the boss has a problem with it, he can kiss my arse. LOL.

[AdultInsiderJen]

Originally posted by Katlicious
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuu um!

My thoughts exactly!!!

He is Hot STUFF! :D

[Panky]

WOW! <img src="http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/_950/wonder.gif" width="19" height="19"> Thank you for sharing the shirtless pic and not the Oreo snotted XNations shirt.
<img src="http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/r/sgrin.gif" width="19" height="24">



<img src="http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/r/biggrininvert.gif" width="15" height="15">
Panky

[LaurieX]

Not only is he hot stuff ladies but he is the nicest guy ever! very cool and smart and boy can he sing Frank Sinatra songs:angel:

[Funbrunette]

Originally posted by gunner
sorry I didn't capture that moment. here's a topless pic for ya ;^)

me and the boss man in phoenix
http://fubarwebmasters.com/phoenix/hotel/DSC_0285.htm

:drool: Yum! yum!

[gunner]

Originally posted by LaurieX
Not only is he hot stuff ladies but he is the nicest guy ever! very cool and smart and boy can he sing Frank Sinatra songs:angel:

:blush: thanks guys!

Laurie, Poppy, Barry, Hazel, Uncle D and Me had the BEST steak and lobster at a resteraunt called Harris' in Phoenix. 3 bottles of Mondavi Fume Blanc... Amo il vino!

Fly me to the moon
Let me sing among those stars
Let me see what spring is like
On Jupiter and Mars

[LaurieX]

LOL That was THE best dinner. keep singin :xthumbs:

[Kris]

funny story gunner! didn't know you were into frank. one of these days i'll have to tell the story of the night in chicago!!

[Carrie]

Hubby and I were looking at that picture last night on FUBAR and said "Damn!!" (yes, both of us!)
Are you sure you're a webmaster? We have a rule, ya know - wide butts, weak muscles, extremely pale skin required... :D

[Funbrunette]

Originally posted by Carrie
Hubby and I were looking at that picture last night on FUBAR and said "Damn!!" (yes, both of us!)
Are you sure you're a webmaster? We have a rule, ya know - wide butts, weak muscles, extremely pale skin required... :D

No way! There's quite a few hotties out there! :D Evil-Chris is pretty hot too! :love: (Haaaaaaaaa! I'm so cheesy!)

[emmanuelle]

mmmmm thanks Gunner!
You & Uncle D were the best scenery in Vegas. Are you coming up for the Toronto show or Montreal?

[Short Irish Guy]

That story is an instant classic :blush:

[gunner]

Originally posted by emmanuelle
mmmmm thanks Gunner!
You & Uncle D were the best scenery in Vegas. Are you coming up for the Toronto show or Montreal?

I'll be in TO and Montreal! hope ta see ya there :D
but NO OREOES on the plane this time.

[Short Irish Guy]

Anyone around Houston? ::-|

[Pidgin]

OMG - I tried to picture it in my mind - and it "looked" horrible ;)

[gunner]

Originally posted by Kris
funny story gunner! didn't know you were into frank. one of these days i'll have to tell the story of the night in chicago!!

man, you actually remember that night? fuck.
I just remember.... ahhh, I'll let you tell it. :p

[StuartD]

Originally posted by gunner
sorry I didn't capture that moment. here's a topless pic for ya ;^)

me and the boss man in phoenix
http://fubarwebmasters.com/phoenix/hotel/DSC_0285.htm

jeeze Gunner, you make me ashamed to be an adult webmaster. We're trying to uphold an image here... a stereotype.

How are people going to picture all us guys having no hair and being fat and lazy with you posting pics like that? :rolleyes:

[LadySharlot]

OMG--You guys are actually FALLING for that lame-assed story about the "oreos"??!! Sheesh.... Yes, he can be quite creative, but I think it's a pile of woven words in order to snag another such shirt! LOL

Hmm...let's see...*I* need another shirt too, 'cause once...at band camp...a big bear came up and...well...nevermind. LOL

Oh--and I've got a LOT more incriminating images of Gunner than the one he posted... Hehehehehhehe

Lubya Hon! Mwhahahahhaha

http://www.ladysharlot.com/huggs.gif
Lady Sharlot :-)

[Short Irish Guy]

Funny - I thought you were using the shirt as a jizz mop ::-|

[Ounique]

Originally posted by Short Irish Guy
Funny - I thought you were using the shirt as a jizz mop ::-|

OMG, wouldn't Jizz Mop be the best name for a band!!!

Hmmm, I really need to get out more. :viking:

[Short Irish Guy]

I can see it now...

Some 7 year old hears the band for the first time and asks, "Mom, what's a jizz mop?"

The Mom thinks for a minute and replies, "It's what we use daddy's old XNations shirt for :blush:"

[Ounique]

Good one, Short Irish Guy!!! :laughout:

[Short Irish Guy]

Hey - I'm a funny guy :money:

[sweetums]

Gunner....

What am I? Chopped liver? You just HAD to post the pic didn't you....not like I'd finally gotten my sleep patterns back by willing that image of you out of my mind!! Thanks dude....jeesh!!

Can't wait to see you this weekend.... :)

[webgurl]

I got my shirt , fits perfect ! :D

[barryf]

Originally posted by gunner
me and the boss man in phoenix
http://fubarwebmasters.com/phoenix/hotel/DSC_0285.htm
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Gunner you look like my bodyguard in that pic. :)

B

[Purple Haze]

Gunner you are one crazy guy! What would we do without you!?! This weekend is gonna rock.:laughout:

Purple Haze

[Short Irish Guy]

webgurl - mmm, webgurl :blush: